TINDER is the key to your VIRGINITY problem, this is how to talk

idk that just seemed incredibly retarded and not at all funny
you must just be good looking

>>37778164
>asian girl
no he must just have white skin

>>37778185
I'm actually Mexican and I'm no better looking then the average user on here

>>37778141
I dont want to talk to women.

Whats with the lizard and the "666"?

>>37778141
I live in a small country where everybody knows each other and everybody is a normie

>>37778185
didnt realize she was asian. i agree, it must be that.

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>>37778141
because I don't care soley about sex
I WANT TO BE LOVED AND WANTED
I DON'T WANT TO BE DISPOSABLE TO EVERYONE
I WON'T MATTER IN SCIENCE OR POLITICS, NO BOOKS OR ARTICLES WILL EVER BE WRITTEN ABOUT ME
I AT LEAST WANT SOMEONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE AND TELL ME I HAVE WORTH FOR ONCE IN MY FUCKING LIFE
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I MATTER TO YOU
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THAT I BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THEY'RE HAPPY TO SEE ME
PLEASE SOMEONE, ANYONE TELL ME TTTTEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMEEEEEE THAT YOU CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT ME

I got a blowjob from a fat girl on tinder a couple months ago but nothing since then.

Staying in a college town during the summer was a mistake, there are barely any new girls on tinder.

If you're a virgin and you plan on getting married save it. Casual sex just makes you jaded and broken.

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>>37778479
It actually makes you STRONGER, u realize ur worth as a man

>>37778141
I'm little scared of running into a family member on there.

>>37778501
>propositioning strangers for sex with 666
Nah you don't have worth bro sorry

>>37778141
You already matched with them. You don't have too use what's probably the most cringiest line I've ever read.

Most tinder profiles I see have like, half a dozen carefully manicured selfies, a 'witty' description, favorite music, instagram etc. It's all so pathetically tryhard. Like the normalfags are desperately marketing their sexual and social worth. I really don't care enough to try and sell myself like that.

I've got a single selfie from 7 or 8 years ago when I made my facebook profile and no description but that's not exactly enough to compete with the thirsty normalfag horde. It gets me likes from the occasional fatty and that's all. Pretty much everyone on tinder is worthless trash, fat girls most of all, so it's not worth it to me at all.

>>37778569
No, it's awesome.
t. Chad

>>37778185
>>37778364
>Annabelle
>Asian
What a bunch of fucking retards

>>37778247
I'm Mexican too but I'm a 34 year old virgin. Tinder doesn't work when you're actually ugly desu

>>37778501
>u realize ur worth as a man
If your whole self worth is based on how many holes you shove your stick in, then I would be worried if I were you.

>It actually makes you stronger
How so? Your texting whores behind a phone screen.

>>37778370
Only you can do all this for yourself
And afterwards you can upgrade to a loving gf

>>37778141
No point in using tindr unless you are atleast an 8/10
Even then most hogwashed women there will not consider you unless you are chad

>>37778656
Dude....do u even realize who op is, he's posted here before showing off the women he fucks

>>37778692
No, I don't. But I'm going to guess that you see him as a chad of sorts?

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>>37778257
this. honestly what the fuck is the big deal with sex, like it's such a fucking huge let down in reality, unless it's with someone you truly love and who loves you back.

but having sex with some tinder bimbos. using the same fucking pick up lines, having the same boring conversations while on the date, and then fucking her in the same positions you've fucked all of the other machinations of flesh and blood--literally, how do people find this enjoyable? like without connection and love it's all so fucking futile and does not make me feel any less miserable and lonely. it's just pathetic tbqh.

reminder to sage his retarded threads

>>37778141
The fact that I don't care about sex and least of all want to lose it to a fucking whore.

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>>37778501
if you believe yourself unironically, you're a low tier brainlet.

you seem like you'd be the kind of "man" that leaves lewd comments on porn videos

>>37778613
asians with white names aren't uncommon

Don't listen to this hack. He's probably not even that sushibro faggot anyway. Do not use dating apps at all unless you're top 5% of men and are interesting, have great pics and know how to properly text/message a girl
You are far better off trying to get girls irl
>inb4 muh "i'm tooooo ugly"
You think you'll look better in pics?

Virginity isn't a problem. It's a blessing that you're still open to experiencing love the way it was intended, with your first time with someone who truly loves you. It's just that others who think the same are rare.

>>37778141
>gracias chica

Paco, out.

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https://my.mixtape.moe/myeehr.MP4

>>37778692
they're always gross drunk sluts

he doesn't even fuck em he just like... sits in the back seat of his car grabbing their asses like a fuckin 14 year old

>>37778959
like this for example

standing around in a filthy bathroom with an ugly shitskin

who thinks this is fun?

>>37778370
you're a disposable garbage, nobody likes you because nobody even cares about your existence, they don't dislike you, they don't know who the fuck you are, it'll never change and you'll die alone like the fucking garbage you are, so go on and do that fucking tinder thing, it won't change your life but at least you'll lose it

>>37778501
You type like a woman. Fuck off roastie.

>>37778141
not you again you fucking faggot

christ Chad's need to fuck off to /soc

OP has the ugliest matches

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>>37778185

>tfw white and still can't get an asian gf

WTF is with this "asian girls love white guys" meme??? Who propagates it, asian guys with a cuck fetish or white neckbeard weebs? I'm convinced it's a lie.

>>37778501
>>37778141
>I got her snapchat therefore she wants to fuck

Women give out their snapchats because it means more followers.

Get over yourself

Ah I see sushibro is back with some more, please show me your ways

>>37778959
>those teeth


AAAAAAAAGH FGUCK

THAT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING, I WENT A YEAR WITHOUT BRUSHING AND MY TEETH LOOK LIKE FUCKING PEARLS COMPARED TO THIS ROASTIE

>>37778370

You're important to me anon. If I had pussy I would give it to you.

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I keep meeting fatties. Trying to get over my super cute ex and they are not helping.

One used year old pics where she was thin and cute.

Other one used myspace angles, she looked kinda thick but turned out she was a whale.

REEEEE

>>37778141
Tinder is for attractive people you colossal fucking retard.

these threads are always cringeworthy as fuck

if this is what you have to do to get a woman, I'll fuckin pass lmao

>>37778141
I never tried tinder. I sit worth it if I can't drive?

>>37778247
the average, non-underaged user on here probably isn't even a virgin

>>37780688
Not unless you are somewhere with good public transportation.

>>37780651

Myspace 'anglers' deserve to be lined up and shot.

>>37780801
I thought she was just kind of chubby!

She was literally atleast twice my size, kill me senpai.

>>37779839
I'm a tall pasty ginger and asian women flock to me. I went to an asian nightclub once and the amount of attention I got was a bit ridiculous. One smoking hot one was blowing me kisses.
I just fucked a Japanese girl last night

I think it is only fair given the amount of white women are flat out repelled by my gingerness