>2009
>be 11
>had no idea what masturbating was
>also really into rage comics
>I read them all fucking day
>see a rage comic with the fapping rage face
>pic related
>one day decide to do that because it seems fun
>later at 3 am
>completely naked
>touch my tiny 11 year old scaling
>start rubbing the shit out of it until I produce a sound that sounds like "fap"
>I'm basically slapping my dick
>its very loud
>it wakes my mom up
>she shouts from her room, "Honey are you ok?"
>immediately stop
"Y-yeah mom"
>learned what masturbation really was a couple years later
>hate myself
I think you're conflating childhood ignorance with autism. I think it's to be expected to discover masturbation in a preposterous and convoluted way if it isn't properly taught to you.
>>37778048
How did you know touching you penis would produce the fap sound effect with such little information in the picture
>thought girls peed out their asses
>thought dick was fleshy ice cream cone
>never washed bed sheets ever
>dried up plastered jizz pond the size of queen sized comforter on underside of sheets
>parents made me throw it away
>>37778270
I assumed it took place somewhere below the waist as the hands are below the waist in the rage face
>>37778048
>be 7
>playing truth or dare with neighbor (male 11y/o) and younger brother (5y/o)
>neighbor dares me to dare him to show his penis
>didn't think just ask to show penis
>kielbassa.png
>neighbor is fully torqued and his pee hole make eye contact with me
>we never play truth or dare again