/devilish/

but did you miss your bus, anon?

>push and pull on shit
>feel its pressure on the walls of my ass hole
>can't help but moan as shit slides in and out of me

Devilish

>>37777497
It leaves in about 30 minutes

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>>37777452

> coworkers wish me a great weekend
> spend weekend browsing japanese image board full of autists

Who else /devilish/ here?

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> talk to girls regularly
> flirt with them, they flirt back
> they want the D
> after a while, tell them that I see them only as a friend

Feels good to roast the roasties

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>>37778310
>crash a party an hour late
>everyone else is already drunk
>take a slut to an empty room
>make her suck my dick
>refuse to fuck her because I'm saving my virginity for a quality girl
>leave before anyone can sober up
Who else here /robochad/?

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>go to toilet
>no sign telling me to wash my hands
>wash them anyway

>>37777452
how is that devilish
or is it the joke

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>walk into the store
>shake soda bottles and leave

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>hanging with 2 females
>always give more attention to the one with the largest chest

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>make paperclip caltrops, smear them with shit
>leave them around public pools

>>37779001
>getting dick sucked
how do you make it pleasurable? My gf does everything she can but i can't feel like i'm going to cum. Now I understand why porn actors jack it from time to time when they are getting sucked it's impossible to cum from that alone.

>>37779064
>see someone walk out of stall
>they go straight to the door
>"excuse me sir, you forgot to wash your hands"
>they grumble and rinse their hands off to avoid confrontation

>>37779220
I'm guessing you got jewed pretty badly?

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>>37777452
>Walk into supermarket.
>Inject random diet cokes with a syringe with 1500ug of LSD

have a good trip normies.

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>buy razor blades and glue
>go to classical concert or guitar class
>glue razorblades under car door handles in parking lot
>laff at the "musicians" that slice up the tendons and nerves in their fingers
Time to do something more productive for me than tweedle deedle deedle, normies.

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>>37779096
I do this
also
>see cruncy and soft stuff like crackers or cakes
>crush them and put them back

>>37777452
Do this threads ever get more than 50 posts? They always drown at like 10 replies at best only for someone to create another one for some obscure reason.

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>>37779552
>prioritizing diet sodas

Nice anon