>go to pornhub >This video is unavailable in your country.

>he doesn't live in America

Where we get to watch every porn video

>go to pornhub
>whole website is blocked by isp

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>>37775609
>living in ausfailia

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>come back from a day's work up the chimnies
>time to unwind with a liverpool handshake
>go to the sparky screen-box
>input "pornhub" on the clicky typewriter panel
>entire site has been buggered out of existance by Mrs May
>sigh
>type in address to the only porn site left, run by the Department for peepee friction fun time
>look for the naughtiest stuff they have
>sigh once more
>"I guess it's wheat field pictures again"

>t..thanks mrs may

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>>37775878
>mrs may
>not mummy may

You mean you're a swede and you were trying to watch a non-cuck video?

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>tfw American
>tfw I can freely jerk it to every depraved thing short of child pornography
it's moments like these that make me not completely resent this fucking place