>you're walking down the road >and this chick looks

Smile back and say good morning then keep it moving.

>>37774253
Ask her if I can pet her dog

>>37774253
my autism would go off the charts due panic of dogs

well im a femanon soooo idk

>>37774253
I want to pet the doggo

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>hope i'm wearing sunglasses so i can stare at her tits as i silently pass

>>37774286
and?? are you gay?

>>37774293
this is why you're on /r9k/

>>37774318
fuck off roastie, no one asked your opinion

>>37774253
"Hey, your dog looks just like my uncles, like the same age even"

"How old is he? Whats his name?"

"Wow! Oh sorry, I'm anon. Whats your name?"

"I had my last dog for X years, its gone now but I was thinking its time to have another bro yeah"

"So you live around here? You two walk here often?"

"I know a cool beach/park I used to take my dog to, ever been to X?"

"I gotta go but it was real nice talking to you, lets exchange numbers"

then either just eat shit or luck out

>>37774253
Awkwardly twitch out a smile and keep walking.

>>37774393
NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>37774253
Say "Wow, that's a big bitch. And I'm not talking about the dog". Then laugh to myself as I return to my bedroom, never to leave again.

>>37774253
>be roastie walking my dog
>smelly, overweight, creepy autist comes strolling by
>he stops and stares
>just standing there watching me
>smile nervously for fear of rape
>he starts breathing heavily
>I get my dog and get the fuck out of there as fast as possible

>>37774413
You dont have to be a normie to give no shits about being shot down.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAYBET6rmFo

>>37774253
THICC

Also does she fucks the doggo?
Link for the vid if she does pls

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Instinctually look behind for the Chad she's actually smiling at to avoid potential humiliation.

>>37774431
this
anything else and you are absolutely completely and utterly not a robot never have been never will be and guess what if you aren't a robot you gotta get out out out

>>37774346
dude it's just a smile, it would be different if she smiles at you three days in a row or something

>>37774406
I have stuff to do. Stuff related to studying and jerking off. And I'm all out of sperm.

>>37774253
Smile as I ride past her.

I did this today riding my bike down the trails.
I do this every weekend.

>>37774253
>Be honest guys, what you will do?

Probably apologise

>>37774465
>Probably apologise
This, I'd accidently look at her tits and then apologies and dash off

>>37774253
Stare at her, weird her out and remember I'm supposed to smile back only when I've already walked past her

>>37774446
>tfw I've smiled and waved at girls who were actually signalling a guy behind me
the memory of shit like this makes me wanna never leave the house

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this is me everytime

help :'(

>>37774253
I wouldn't notice she was smiling because I'd have taken out my phone and pretended to be texting somebody as soon as I saw a person ahead of me.

>>37774253
>edge behind a tree until I'm ready to cum
>when she bends over to pick up dog poop, run out and cum on her ass
>escape on my bicycle

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>>37774494
True robots have developed super self-consciousness to avoid stuff like that. Another example would be to turn down any invitation as that was done only out of politeness. As if they actually want you there to shuffle around uncomfortably, never talk to anyone, burden them to engage you and ruin the mood for everybody.

>ask if i can pet dog
>pet dog
>go on with the rest of my day in a good mood because i got to play with a dog

Forget women desu, Dogs are better

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>increase walking speed
>angrily clench my fists
>wonder why the fuck roasties think it's okay to fucking ruin my life by laughing at me openly

>>37774253
Ask her how much she offers for a shag because she's a hooker

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>>37774253
Thick white girls like that are my kryptonite.
I wanted to marry one and have children with her.

>>37774253
Say "Good morning" and ask if she is ovulating.

>>37774253
She doesn't look half bad. And I say that as DFC fag.
So probably sperg out and look at the ground.

>>37774253
>/Emote <PC> wave his hand at <target>
>/Flirt <target>
>/Pet <target>

It's up to you to decide which one gets which.

>>37774253
Fuck her dog while she's watching

act like I didn't see her and pick up the pace of my walking

>>37774665
>wave at her
>flirt with dog
>pet her boob

>>37774253
Nothing, like always

girls way hotter than her have smiled at me and i never do anything cause im autismo

Ask to pet the doggo

>>37774253
keep walking, I know id push her away if we ever establish any kind of relationship

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Avoid eye contact
Blush involuntarily

>>37774253
make small talk, see where it goes
isn't that normal

>>37774346
>>this is why you're on /r9k/
are you fucking retarded? of course the first words to come out of his mouth arent going to be "hey lets fuck" dont even pretend like you got game you beta shut in loser

>>37774822
fuck you, this is me to a T

Give her dog a treat then continue about my day.

>>37774859
>then continue about my day
you mean rush home to fap while thinking about her tits/ass>

smile, and stop and ask her for her number

>>37774875
I'd rather fap to the dog.

>>37774877
>stop and ask her for her number
nah too autistic and no balls to ever do that

>>37774253
>Don't make eye contact
>keep walking
fucking bitch

>>37774898
me or you? I would do it

>>37774253
Smile awkwardly and look away immediately and downwards

>>37774923
I meant me.

Pretend I don't see her and start walking faster.

>>37774322
Are you me

Oregano spice_e

>>37774939
sorry bud. I would be too autistic as well. I only ever "scored" one girl's phone number and that was because she gave it to me

>>37774253
She's probably fucking that dog on the reg

>forget to smile back because autistic
>get mad at myself hours later
>think, "She probably only wanted something anyway."

>>37775023
i would fuck that dog on the reg

>>37775013
Lucky duck. I don't even interact with girls, ever.

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>>37774318
>femanon here


oregano

>>37775049
it was a long time ago though. and she doesn't respond to my drunken rambling facebook messages anymore.

>>37774253
Fast walk away. The only time a qt like her would smile at me is if there were 4 nogs hiding in the bushes waiting to jump me.

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>>37774253
I empathetically smile back. She says nothing, because women are by-and-large passive, and I'm a robot therefor so am I. Although we barely interacted, this will trigger events that will color the rest of my day. Throughout the day, I will remember her, creating all sorts of fantasy scenarios in which we pass each other again, get to know each other, start dating, fall madly in love, and then get married. This builds throughout the day until I almost believe it's destiny. Later that night I probably get horny and I'll probably think about her while masturbating. Not necessarily in a lewd way, she will just cross my mind. Then upon climaxing, I realize what a big fucking loser I am. Why would she talk to me? She was probably just being polite. I then spend the next several hours staying awake and contemplating my own suicide.

>>37774822
FUCKING DELET THIS NOWW

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>>37775196
the dude even looks like me too, fucking kill me

>>37774253
POST MORE PICS YOU ORIGINAL DUMDUM

>>37774253
Continue to walk past.

Other options that come to mind which prob aint brave to

Talk to her about doggo

say good morning as I pass

Probably say hi, ask how she's doing/what's up, and pet the dog and ask her about it. If she does show interest, keep talking. If not, move along.

Tell her that my German Shepard is much better and cuter than hers

M....mmmm..MOMMYYY BABY WANT MILKIES!!!!!

>>37774253
I'd honestly go for it, no girl above a 4 has ever maintained eye contact with me for more than .05 seconds much less smile.

Ask her to take me home and let me watch while her dog fucks her senseless.

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>>37774253
Give a combination of a disgusted and questioning look.
Why would someone like that even look at me.

Honestly?

Probably look at her, smile, and keep walking.

Maybe say hi, comment on the dog, or something

>>37774253
Silently pass. More likely I won't even notice her.

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>>37775039
>tfw three girls smiled at me yesterday and I couldn't tell if I was smiling back at them because autism

i don't understand these "what would you do" threads.

we have like a 100 of these every day. what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

>>37774253
Pet the dogs bum :)

>>37774253
look down at the ground immediately and keep walking past her

i have literally no shot of getting a cute tittymonster grill like that. plus my small dick will be a disappointment if it gets to that point, so why even bother

fuck the dog in the butt

>>37777028
fucking furfag gtfo you literally cannot be a robot

>>37777777
oobadowaow zo

>>37776889
dude this is just sad

>>37777087
>furfags cant be robots
how what do you mean

>>37774448
>wanting to attract attention to yourself by being a obnoxiously rude asshat

>>37778249
it's no true scotsman shit that this board is full of

>>37776823
I'm pretty sure it's someone making them to slide off decent threads. The OP never even replies in them, he just copy+pastes a header and uses an image he's already used and then moves on. Shows how many newfags we have, since people keep taking it seriously.