got dragged into a normie party

>>37773215
Post a pic

originally

Spend the whole time on your phone, go on 4chan the whole time, post pics

>>37773215
Just go ahead and leave.

Any qt grils there anon?

If you got dragged to the party surely you know SOMEONE there

Get drunk and mingle

>>37773215
Play my track on the aux cord, guaranteed the normies will turn up.

https://clyp.it/2bxkakpv

>>37773279
I'm a good looking robot man, the worst kind of robot. Stacey want me but I cant make conversation with them this is sad because I think I only got normiehood last year

>>37773215
just sit and get drunk, but not too drunk.

if the dice on your side there's gonna chick flirt on you in few minutes.

>>37773837
The chickks here are weird man I know they like me but they refuse to initiate convo with me. When I go near them for photos they get super touchy like wtf man help

>>37773986
oh stop being such a fucking fairy
you're a grown ass man

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>>37773215
How can you get dragged into a party if you know no one there?

someone you know must have invited you right

if you dont like it there just go home lad
or get drunk as fuck

>>37773990
I told you man I'm a robot through and through, if I weren't a true robot I wouldn't be here. Lucks been kind on me man

>>37773215
if you're a girl they are probably planning to roofie you and their way with you. don't accept any drinks that aren't from sealed containers.

>>37773253
This. Just leave, holy shit.

It's a trap.

You're not supposed to be there, even if you got invited.

>>37774009
i think i understand hows that feels anon,

i had one on nightclubs couple years back. gurls i bring start grasp my thigh while i 'm just sitting there, ask me to dance but ... you know robot and stuff.

>>37774072
You're right anon I regret this man.

>>37774131
Think of it like having asthma.

Imagine some /fit/izens invite you to run a marathon with them.

If that happens it's your responsibility to say "Sorry, I can't. I'm not in the condition to." You don't just join them and then surprise them when you start wheezing in the middle of the run.

Same thing if normies invite you to a social event and you don't actually have the social skills to navigate it. They think it's going to be fine but but they don't know they invited a robot. So you politely decline.

>>37774207
I do enjoy this analogy.

>>37774266
I'm trapped bro. I actually had a chance with these chicks now after these awkard social interactions I doubt I have any chance with any of them. Saying goodbye to normiehood for good man :(
Also I actually have asthma

>>37774457
It's ok it's part of the learning process - learning to just stay home