>Wake up in your bed >See this Wat do?

>>37772980
Grab my pistol from behind and shoot the intruder.

>>37772980
>pull out the katana that i keep under my pillow
>teleport
>buttfuck him instead
heh nothing personnel kid

mhh enage my faggot in denial and make sucky sucky

put it back in my pants

>>37772980
H-hey, so uhh, w-what do girls say about your b-benis ? Do you put it all the way in ?

>>37772980
Kiss the peepee slowly from the bottom

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>>37772980

Bite it off. Watch him bleed out infront of me.

Close the thread

suck on it and swallow the cum, make him breakfast and let him fuck my ass afterwards. suck once more to thank him, slowly swirl his semen in my mouth and swallow it again like a good boy

Start sucking on it and call him daddy.

>>37772980
>face blocked
uggo confirmed

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Subdue him, take his foreskin and stitch it to my own dick.
t. americutlet

>>37772980
I don't like eating snickers for breakfast

>>37775118
Why do that when you could simply cut his foreskin, then proceed to cut foreskins everywhere to make the world a cleaner, and better place?

Btw, I'm coming for your foreskin eurofag. Keep an eye on your dick.

idk, im kinda like a cute guy and I fantasize about this shit. Soooooooo, I would suck him dry and ask him to rub my body wile I do it. I would swallow the cum and let him toy with my body a little bit wile i keep sucking on him. ;)

>>37773178
>>37773189
Ambivalent. If he seems to be dangerous, I'll bite his dick off. If not, I'll get buttfucked.

Run away, obviously.

>>37772980
depends, is it mine ?

if so, then have girls submit to my new stud-tier cock

>>37772980
Oh mighty Shai-hulud
Keeper of balance
Bless the Maker and His water
Bless the coming and going of Him
May His passage cleanse the world

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>>37772980
*Strech*
BOOM
Get rekt kiddo