femanon here feel free to ask me anything

Why the fuck are you here?

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>>37772031
because im socially retarded, no one likes me, and I fit in with what a lot of what people say here.

Have you had sex?

What is the sexiest situation you were ever in?

What kind of guys do you fantasize about most?

Why am I responding to your attention whoring?

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How deep can you push a ruler into your vagina before it starts to hurt?

Do you realise that you can just walk up to an average guy and make him your bf

>>37772081
>Have you had sex?
Yes.
>What is the sexiest situation you were ever in?
Dancing & making out with a guy at a bar once.
>What kind of guys do you fantasize about most?
Um, my ex. So a blue eyed, blonde, ruggedly facial hair chubby fat guy with a euro accent.
>Why am I responding to your attention whoring?
Do you want female attention?

>>37772102
Uhh..... 7" is the biggest I can take a benis... im not smart enough to calculate that to a ruler.

>>37772121
I've left my house maybe 5 times this year so that's not an option, but in normal circumstances, yeah

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>>37772142
>Yes.

NORMIE GET OUT

>>37772169
I never said I was a fembot. I just lurk this board a lot.

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>>37772142
How do I turn women on?

For men, if girls wear a short skirt or slut clothes etc it ends up making them "sexy" but as a guy there is nothing I can tell that has the same effect.

Perhaps women have some common fetishes that you know of that I can easily exploit to turn them on?

>>37772209
1. girls can't be robots.
2. >>37772169

Tits or gtfo


Originodo postadoos

>>37772220
women are attracted to 1% of the men that they encounter on a day to day basis. that attraction is purely physical and has nothing to do with doing a little dance that involves rolling your up your sleeves to show off your arms.

>>37772220
>How do I turn women on?
I'm talking from personal experience here, not from a stacy point of view because generally i've never associated with them, so if that's the advice you're looking for I can't help sorry.

Smell good, this is seriously important, it's a huge turn on. Smelly guys are disgusting.

Be dominant, something primal about being able to take control of a situation is a huge turn on.

There's a little sweet spot, if you get close enough to me hugging and intimate with a girl, just past her hip bone, inbetween that and her vagina, when you're hugging, apply pressure there with your thumbs while holding her waist. It's insanely hot.
Kissing necks, biting lips, and the other usual are there too.
These are just my personal turn ons though, so take it with a grain of salt.

>>37772344
>>37772253
There are girls on this board whether you like it or not, sorry this isnt it's former glory anymore

>>37772359
Can you show that spot so that we autists can understand?

>>37772359
>Be dominant, something primal about being able to take control of a situation is a huge turn on.
Well, i've failed there. Thanks nature for giving beta pushover genes.

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>>37772559
Sure thing anon, right here.

>>37772613
Thanks a lot. Not that i'll ever have the chance but i wanted to know.

>>37772612
If you don't want to be dominant, there's also little things like typical movie scene stuff, like holding her hands against a while while you kiss. Ofcourse, you have to be able to kiss a girl to do that.

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>>37772686
>holding her hands against a while while you kiss
Never been in this kind of situation.

>>37772015
why is height so important to you femanons :(

>>37772713
im retarded oops
I meant wall

>>37772728
I mean i'm afraid of intimacy therefore kisses and such. are big no-no for me.

>>37772725
Short man syndrome. Short dudes from my experience are rude and cruel to me.
Also they constantly talk about wanting qt 4"11 gfs (I'm 5'7). 4chan is the only place especially r9k talking about walking qt tall gf's. tall on a girl is also only seem as a good thing for a dom mommy gf. Thought obviously, it's not as bad being tall as a girl (unless you're like 6'5) as it is for being short as a guy.
Also constant social pressure of being told that you need to be shorter than your bf.
Cuddling is also better with a guy around half an inch taller.

>>37772760
youre talking to a woman. she doesnt understand what you are talking about.

>>37772015
Am I going to die a virgin coconut oil?

>>37772760
I'm not really sure how you can turn a girl on then, without basic kissing foreplay stuff. I'd just say find a girl that you can trust a lot and talk about these things with first. Though, I know how rare that is.
>>37772813
Guessing from the bots on this site, if you're not willing to settle for a 4/10 that's not a virgin herself, probably.

>>37772841
>I'd just say find a girl that you can trust a lot and talk about these things with first. Though, I know how rare that is.
Yep, that impossible for a 24 khv like me. I mean i'm not 16 that being virgin is still excusable.

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>>37772770
So us manlets have no reason to even try.

What is the easiest way to get a fuckbuddy or have a one night stand?

>>37772868
Honestly not going to sugar coat it, yeah. The rare types of girls that are into shorter guys are normally either seriously emotionally damaged and insecure, or super dom.
>>37772870
I really have no idea. OKcupid? Tinder? Bars? That's more something you'd want to ask a lucky anon here, or a chad.

What did you consider a "short" guy? Is 5'7 genetic waste?

what do you think of other woman?
give honest answer

>>37772992
Around 5'5 or shorter personally. I'm an average verging on tall girl though. Most girls consider short, same height as them, or about '2-3 shorter.
Tall would be '5+ taller than them.
>>37773010
They scare me. I think they just talk a lot of shit behind my back, think I'm ugly, are trying to get something out of me from being my friend. I don't really dislike them, but I'm very timid around them and I don't trust them.

do you high heels?
do you like to dress in black?
would you ever hit on a guy?

>>37772770
Manlets were like that to me too. I used to get bullied by them when I was younger. Every manlet I met was overcompensating, a short little asshole. One day in high school one of them came up to me again and hesitated because he was too short.

I imagined with girls they wouldn't be like that but interesting to know they are the same to girls too. Manlets... when will they learn.

>>37773052
>do you high heels?
Yeah, but only small little heels, to accentuate my legs. I don't have good balance so big heels make me fall over, also my mum never taught me all that girly stuff like walking in heels or wearing make up.
>do you like to dress in black?
I love black. It's a really nice colour. But my basic attire is normally just black shirt and jeans, or white shirt and ripped black jeans and guy sneakers.
>would you ever hit on a guy?
Probably not. I have social anxiety so I can't even talk to people I find attractive, closest I've gotten to hitting on a guy is sending them sugar cub stickers on facebook, then having a panic attack and blocking them. I doubt they even realised my sperg way of trying to hit on them.

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>>37773031
>I don't like other women

Huge fucking red flag here, don't fucking trust this roastie. Women who can't handle other women are emotionally retarded and thus not good mothers and thus completely wothless!

Stop replying to this thread, this is not a functional female!

are you all underaged newfags? why are you still responding to these """"femanon"""" threads? even if there is a chance that the person you replying to is an actual girl(there isnt), there is a high chance that she is
>morbidly obese
>simply unattractive
>autistic
>maniac
>any other combination of mental illness
so """"her"""" opinion is completely irrelevant anyway
stop this shit

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>>37772015
Is there something worse and less datable than a man with depression?

Where do I meet others of your kind irl? (either girls or dudes Larping as girls)

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>>37773131
This.
OP probably looks like pic related

>>37772359
This is kind of what I thought, in a sense is there no "easy way" to turn a women on like whipping out your dick? I mean, you have to already be close enough to touch her to do most of that.

Smelling good though I can understand, same applies for women. Also don't be fat. Seriously, no one likes a fat chick. Some guy might like you if you are ugly, but few people really like fatties from my experience.

can you do a vocaroo? say anything.

>>37773113
here is an "guy" secret.
high heels increase your attractiveness by 30% almost instantly, it does depend how high it is.
i think girls are aware of it, but not for the actual difference it makes

>>37773131
Hey man I hate white knight faggotry too but as long as she isn't "looking for bf lol wink wink" and provides a discussion I am okay.

>>37773131
We all know this, but surely you understand how desperate r9k for female contact

>>37773114
>>37773131
oh guys, you got me. I have depression and anxiety, probably agoraphobia too, but undiagnosed. Either that or I'm a total shut-in.
>>37773148
Personally I'd only date a guy who also had depression. We'd probably make eachother sad, but atleast they'd understand me.
I really don't leave the house so I can't tell you how to meet others like me, since I'm assuming like me most are shut-ins, and alot of "depressed" or "funny" girls it's normally a normie ruse. I'd say try tinder, match with the meme profiles, some of the most like you chicks you'll find dont have their face as their pic.

>>37773175
I'd rather not be found as attractive, I had a sexual assault case just from waiting for a bus when I was like 7, guys in public scare the hell out of me even though I know statistically it's not like that would happen again.
>>37773162
>>37773131
I'm chubby, but I have a super cute face, good hair, nice butt, good manners, and I'm decently funny, not that interesting. I have a lot of mental illnesses, obviously, like I'd be here if I didn't.

>>37772841
>a 4/10 that's not a virgin herself
you mean you?

>>37773114
>Stop replying to this thread, this is not a functional female!
Yea gues what board you on right now.

>>37773281
ha, yeah probably. I mean I'd like to think of myself as around a 5/10, 6/10 on a good day but I'm probably lying.

/10 doesn't mean anything and you actually seem like the kind of girl i'd find cute (into chubby cute girls...)

>>37773252
Well I probably wanted to get advice more than give it but, srsly, lose some weight. You have no idea how big of a deal it is to guys. Physical attractiveness matters a lot more to men from what I hear. You should lose weight if you ever want to appeal to guys.

Don't believe feminist bullshit of body acceptance. Guys want you to be skinny/normal.

>>37773175
See this the kind of a secret trick I wanted from the girl side. High heels indeed boost attractiveness to a good extent, almost univerally so. Not everyone loves them, but in general there are very few downsides to wearing them if you are a girl and are wondering if you'll look good.

They force you into a certain posture with your breasts forward more and such, along with having various fetish appeal, without having many downsides that I can think of. The only downside is I guess, some girls might end up being too tall.

do you know that guys have 10x more libido than girls?
how does a woman sex drive is like? do you get horny only on holidays?

>>37773197
because she already admitted "not liking other girls"
there arent worse girls than that. im not memeing, i dont believe in redpill bullshit, but if there is one rule in life, its that you have to avoid these girls.
girls who like to "hang out with boys because less drama" are always low-self esteem sluts. always. like, i had that type of girl in like 5 different social circles. they always destroy it. avoid those girls
the op type of "i dont get along with other girls", forget it. there isnt a bigger redflag than that. it seems like a good sign if youre from r9k, but these bitches are crazy. ive found that the most outgoing, pretty girls are always a lot nicer. so many times i expected a girl to be a bitch because she was beautiful and she was like the nicest person ive met. avoid girls like op

bonus point, she admitted being chubby
>>37773252

>>37773388
>because she already admitted "not liking other girls"
>>37773031
>I don't really dislike them, but I'm very timid around them and I don't trust them.

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>>37773350
White knight beta get outta here

Don't listen to this faggot. Get slim, at least get to something like pic related level, not necessarily full anorexia. (sorry I only have anime not 3d on my pc)

Male version: "I am/have [$randomthing] and [$randomaction], ask me anything"

Female version: "Femanon here, ask me anything".
>>37772015

ha ha ha, the joke's on you, I won't ask the usual useless sex questions nor I'll talk about attentionwhoring, ha ha ha!

>>37773439
>>37773381
Oh yea, I already know this. I just have severe depression, so even getting out bed some mornings is a hastle. I work out and jog when I have the motivation to. It'sa the only reason I atleast have a nice butt.

>>37773457
Well, thanks for the bump anon

>I'm socially retarded lewl :3
>no one likes me ;_; </3
>I'm totally a fembot guys honest

>has been hit on by a guy
>has had sex
>has a long list of turn ons that need to be met

It's true, there really is no such thing as a fembot. sage

>>37773480
It sounds like women have it harder losing weight but I'm not sure. As a male I've hardly ever had a problem and I mostly sit inside all day. Women are always watching their weights and shit and doing exercises to keep fit. Looks like hard work, I'm so physically weak and unfit yet I'm still normal to skinny in weight.

>>37773500
>It's true, there really is no such thing as a fembot.
I've never said I was a fembot. I scroll this board because I relate to alot of the mental health threads, that's all.
>has a long list of turn ons that need to be met
Yeah, someone asked for turn ons and so I tried to help them to the best of my ability.

I dated a highly attractive girl that had mental problems, I had to break it off.

I ended up marrying a beautiful asian.

From my experience, I see no way for someone with the list of mental problems you have getting married and having a stable relationship and then children. Then without those things, you're going to lose your shit when you get older. Do you fear this? Does that just add to your anxiety? If so, why not? Are you doing anything to stave this off?

>>37773500
i see fat girls getting hit on if i go to a bad enough place so that doesnt mean much really
seeing it is fucking painful and sad though

>>37773521
I'm just looking out for you is all. You sound like you'd much rather be on r/TwoXChromosomes. You sound like you have zero mental health issues (most women act like they have anxiety/depression for attention).

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>>37773568
People mostly want fat girls for sex. I have heard of guys that use them for "practice" or some shit since they can't just pick up hot girls.

It is actually hard to get romantic interest as a fat girl(which it should be), which is why feminists are always whining and complaining. They need the D

>>37773602
sorry to clarify they need the loving D not the pump and dump D

of course they also need to lose weight first

>>37773567
I mean, it's honestly scary. I have a couple of options, settle with a guy who doesn't understand my problems at all, and I have to farce a happy face, (I mean, atleast I'm not BPD and I actually can do that)
Or, find a person who's just as miserable and mentall is as me, we'll always be sad probably never get out of the depression cycle, live a slightly sub par life of being in bed a lot, but atleast we'll understand eachother and have that mutual comfort.
Then there's also the children, which is a burden on it's own for a mentally healthy person, to raise children especially as a mother being mentally ill, is a scary thought, I'd love to have a couple of children and I hope I can, but it seems like it wouldn't be a good idea unless my mental health was in check.
>>37773602
Yeah it's true. Mostly all guys that have tried to flirt with me have been painfully obviously only wanting to fuck. It's unfortunate.

>>37773387
bumpin this question

>>37773387
I'm also curious about this. Respond, OP.

>>37773661
you cant really describe something if you cant compare it to anything

>>37773387
When I was with my ex there were periods when I wouldn't have a sex drive for like an entire week. It frustrated him because there wasn't a single day he wasn't horny.
I kinda got horny in burst, like when I was, I was super horny and I wanted to fuck like 5 times in a day for a week or two, then I'd be turned off for like a week. There were also a lot of times when I was completely turned off from sex, but had huuuge urges to masturbate, not even to porn.

>>37772015
How do I access the akashic records

Do you have a fetish and what is it?

>>37773669
i mean like.
i know that woman tend to be more frigid and more strict when it comes to sex. does the thought of sex really pester you? does it comes in seasons? how do you deal with a regular urge for having sex? do you have a good amount of self control?

>>37773693
iTunes store, faget

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>>37772359

I'm a real femanon and I call fucking bullshit on this, only a man can come up with bullshit like that!

Just press the right button and thats a turn on. Literally kill yourself anon.

>>37773680
Was it because you weren't that sexually attracted to him?

>>37773752
Oh, no, I was SUPER attracted to him. Even his pheromones turned me on.
>>37773747
you're the type of girl that I dislike.

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>>37772359

>Smell good,
100% true

>Be dominant
100% fake and gay

>There's a little sweet spot
100% incorrect, because it varies from woman to woman.

>Kissing necks, biting lips, and the other usual are there too.
100% incorrect, because it varies from woman to woman

>>37773806

>>37772359
>I'm talking from personal experience here

>>37773829
>>37773806
>>37772770
>>37772359

the think the term "turn on" should be erased from the dictionary completely.
there is attraction, and we get turn on's from the people we are attracted to.
through all this mumbo jumbo you woman write, why you never begin at the most important thing which is physical fitness and facial features?

>>37773902
Definitely. Both genders agree on that.

>>37773902
>>37773806
t b h your just like robots. No one should take advice from socially outcasted women or men.


Btw there is a sweet spot on everygirl, my girlfriends is right where her neckbone starts.

>>37773710
I have a gerneal fetish for being controlled in the bedroom, and in daily life in general. Not DDLG tier because that's fucking degenerate in my opinion.
I'm also into pegging guys & I kinda want to try a threeway with a trap, but I'm also morally against it + casual sex, and I think I'd be too jealous to go through with that with a partner.

>>37772209
Then lurk moar and post less.

>>37774102
Yar har fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast, dig at dirt and you dig at it fast!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

>>37773171
Oh man, I totally forgot about this and I was going to do it ages ago.
Anyway here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VmsYfFlR6a

>>37772015
Are you fat?

oregano spicy

>>37772015
I like the "tales of" series alot and I wanted to play bersaria but then i heard it has female protag

I have never liked reading female protagonist books or playing as them in games.

is it the same for females? can they read books as males or play male characters easily? thoughts?

>>37774963
I prefer to play female characters for immersion reasons, but no I don't think it's really the same since it's the norm in video games to have male protagonists

will you join our discord server? KyZDcj p-please