Could i infiltrate the chads?

>>37771900
Do you have the abs? Do you have the social skills?

If you have social skills i can see you being a chad annon

>>37771900
no, but you are already a brad
how do you not realize this?

The looks are definitely there, you look good
Assuming your legs arent scrawny or nothing, you could pull it off

>>37771925
I have abs but i also have a hairy chest and stomach so not quite visible.
>>37771980
And as far as social skills go, i do have them, i just dont like putting them to use because people in general are quite annoying. And i dont talk much.
>>37772499
I dont know the exact definition of brad, but if he's the one that puts people down to feel better about himself, thats not me.
>>37772517
They're not. My body is normally developed.

>>37771900
Absolutely you could, assuming your dic is of at least average size.

nose is too big, chin is not big enough, foreheda is too small. but at least you definately should be able to get laid.

>>37772596
>They're not
Well then yeah, if you go and put yourself out there then I would say you could definitely do it

>>37771900
>Could i infiltrate the chads?

yes, as long as you don't get too conscious about that hanging eyelid

>>37771900
only /fit/ can answer you that.

/r9k/ or shitholes like /soc/ will never strife for perfection like /fit/

>>37772638
Its almost 7" so i think thats enough
>>37772661
Youre the first person to call my forehead too small
>>37772676
Yea i know its there but it doesnt bother me in the slightest
>>37772673
Thanks
>>37772701
I feel more at home here. And /fit/ is pretty much /r9k/ with muscles and even more faggots

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>>37771900
I see you having sex with hot blonde, blue eyes ,petite girls for some reason.

>>37772951
My prefered type is the exact opposite
Dark hair, dark eyes, 170cm+

>>37773284
Wrong, Tyrone you fucking liar

>>37771900
This is some humblebrag shit isn't it?

Yeah, you could, if you have visible abs and muscles.

Dress like a retarded frat bro, pop your collar, be generally obnoxious and you're in.

Question is, if you're actually a robot, can you ever do those things and still live with yourself?

>>37773379
I couldnt do that shit because i despise the people that do that.
But thats not the definition of chad. Thats the definition of the wannabe chad that needs to be loud and talk shit to the weak to feel better about himself.
>>37773309
Im no tyrone im from the mediterranian.

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Do you robots think I could infiltrate the Chads too? I think I'm attractive enough to join their circle

>>37774242
This is a joke, isn't it?

>>37774242
those fucking eyes are the size of beads

>>37771900
you have a lazy eye.

and this is not original. how?

>>37774242
you're pretty ugly anon and i'm not just saying it to be mean. you're not handsome, you look very beta, you have a big head and small face. do you bathe? it doesn't seem like you do. get a better haircut, shave that terrible facial hair and get better clothes. then you could look average. you'll never be chad

>>37771900
I would let that guy literally fuck me until I'm bleeding

sad it's not you

>>37774349
yea my right eye is two times smaller than the left one
>>37774474
I'm flattered

>>37774242
damn man you're fucking gross

>>37774430
>you're not handsome
>you look very beta,

What does it take to look handsome and not beta?

>>37775670
better genetics lmao. Some people weren't meant to make it buddy

>>37771900
Nah, your eyes say robot
The eyes don't lie, and yours says a lot about you

>>37775726
yea I agree about the eyes being the window to the soul and shit. I turn to that when judging a person.
what do mine say about me according to you?

>>37775670
This guy is right >>37775707

And don't worry, many people, including myself, are even uglier than you are. You might got shit luck but other people were meant to be a living joke.

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>>37775726
what do mine say?

>>37776099

Depressed. Lifeless. I hate myself/life.

>>37776099
LOL WTF THIS IS FUNNY ASF!!!!

>>37774430
your comment made me laugh so dam hard like I was killing myself to death! GOOD RESPONSE LOL

>>37776099
AIIa-hu Akbar

>>37774242
Sorry, pal. You're doomed to be here forever

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>>37771900

Hey OP honest opinion here, you aren't 10/10 giga chad looks and I can't tell if you're fit or not so I'm going totally based off the picture.

Overall facial aesthetic is OK, slightly above average not gorgeous but definitely not ugly (on the condition that you moderately in shape).

You look like you're in your prime as far as looks will go and I would recommend capitalizing on that as it's all downhill from here.

So basically if you got normie mannerisms down and managed to not weird people out with your personality you could definitely infiltrate the circle. I don't think you could be the literal "alpha" of a group unless you completely destroyed your mental self and rebuilt (do not recommend you'll probably fail). But you'd fit in fine with a group of chads.

Your eyes definitely give off a dead inside vibe and I doubt anyone will ever ask you about it during your mission but if they do just make some traumatic shit up and you're golden.

Looking at your responses you seem like a decent enough person who could make the final changes needed to get in.

Good luck anon.

Get a better haircut and yes definitely

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>>37775726
>>37776099
What about mine...


Orbhia l nacho

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>>37774242
Lose weight, as in get around 15% body fat and shave your fucking face it's not doing you any favors at all. Hopefully that'll help bring out your jawline more. Dress better, look for a new haircut and don't be a sperg and you could easily be a normie.

>>37771900
no
>NCT eyes
>uppereyelid exposure
>shit coloring
>moles
>shit nose
>not very impresive cheekbones desu
>shit hair
>using 4chan
>using internet for other than normie social media

>>37774242
you will be lucky to be a normie

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>>37774242
I made a Chad edit for you anon

>>37777090
i see something better than chad potensial.
i see amish potensial

>>37771900
You have the face of an autistic mouth breather. And girls will know

>>37777941
fuck off and stop putting down people.

>>37775647
contribute a picture of yourself faggot

>>37778055
Lmao I'm just calling like I see it, and I don't see you disagreeing (cuz u know it's accurate)

>>37774242
You're not ugly, Anon, it is just that people on this board get a rush from talking people like you down. If anyone on this board had the guts to say such things in my face i would fucking punch them and make them cry.

>>37777941
>>37777941
wtf he doesnt look like a mouth breather