Has any robot been on an actual date with a girl? How did it go?

Asked out my oneitis after my friend pushed me every single day for a month

> send her incredibly cheesy text asking her out
> she doesn't answer for two days
> send funny follow up text making fun of the last one since in my mind it didn't matter anymore at this point
> she responds "ok why not"
> week later, take train to her home town where I coincidentally had went to school for a few years
> meet her on the central square, catch up a bit
> take her to this small vegan restaurant I know of because I know she wants to eat less meat
> meal is nice, talk for about two hours, no lulls in conversation
> pay for us after it's done
> she suggests getting a drink somewhere
> I'm literally over the moon at this point
> at the pub, talk about feelings, ambitions, deep shit
> make sure I don't mention any robot stuff like my constant suicide dreams or obsession with her
> she had originally said she'd head home by 11 but it's half past 12 now
> head outside
> try to arrange next date
> "yeah of course we could do something another time! But anon, just so you know, I'm not attracted to you, so I just hope you don't get any ideas that I didn't mean to give you..."
> mind goes blank
> murmur "thanks for your honesty"
> head home by foot
> don't talk to anyone for a week

This was half a year ago, first and last time I went out with a girl. I just wish there had been something, some indication it didn't go well, instead of getting a surprise at the end. I still see her almost everyday and she's really friendly but I can't be in a room with her alone because it's just to much..

>robot
>date
no

>>37772099
This.
No robot cant ask a girl on a date. If you can, then you're not a robot.

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>>37771808
1st date
>she slept in the same bed as me watching porn, was too scared to make a move so I kissed her lips and went to sleep

2nd date
>We went drinking all night at the park I wanted to fuck her so we went into abandoned haunted house, tried to finger and kiss her but she didnt let me because she was scared

3rd date
>dress up really good, get a ride to the park, have a 20 minute make out sesh, she gets a text saying house party at anons house.She ditches me for the party

4th date (not really a date)
>suppose to come to my cousins house to meet me up at midnight I fall asleep and forget, wake up to loud moaning and bed squeaks. My cousin fucked my date

5th date
>my gf misses my birthday she comes over with a bottle of vodka
She suppose to suck my dick and fuck for the first time. We end up at a friend's house and I get ditched for a Mexican drug dealer. Broke up with her the next week because she fucked him

I think your starting to get the point... I have shit luck with women

>>37772062
Well I guess it's better that she told you than to lead you on.

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>>37772752
you got cucked by your cousin dude lmao, shitty

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only a dance and it failed as marvelous as you'd expect

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Went bad, had my big bro drive us home, it was awkward.

>>37772752
>so we went into abandoned haunted house
lol what the fuck

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>>37771808
Never have and never will.

Fuck off robot

first date was a pity date
just fucking kill me

second date I was drunk and the girl got super pissed off

third time was the charm

>>37771808
the most disappointing thing I've ever done in my life. She didn't want to pay attention to me at all.

>>37771808
Me and a black girl groped once. It was pretty hot.

I'm going out on a date in a few days, I've been on some lame ones before but this girl seems genuinely into me

I really hope I don't fuck this up

I've asked 6 girls out on dates. All rejected me.

>>37775412
It's a fine line. I tried to be normal too hard and so I'm totally boring now ( I don't think I was before)

Girls love it when you can make them laugh so try to crack a joke every once and a while when it's appropriate. Lighthearted works.

I'm no expert but through trial and error this is all I've got left.

>>37775582
>>37775582
>try to crack a joke
Would knock knock jokes be a a good style to start with, and then transition into puns?

>try zeemaps thread
>land a meetup with a genetic female nearby after some chatting
>made no plans so we just walk around
>nice and genuinely interesting day long chat as we walk about gaming, reading, opinions, people, shit in general, etc
>walk by a theater and watch guardians 2
>both had shit to do later so we ended it but made plans for after that
>end up going to a sushi place that night
>laugh and drink most of the night
>hold hands all the way back to her place
>goodbye kiss outside leads a sexytimes for a few hours until morning and we both had to work
>continue to hangout and bang for the past few weeks
>going to the street fair tomorrow
>told me a few days ago she took her pin off the map cause she found who she was looking for
If this ends in a ghost i'm nuking manhattan.

>>37775638
honestly no.
Try to make fun of yourself in a lighthearted way. Like you spill a drink on yourself (DON'T PURPOSELY SPILL FOOD ON YOURSELF) but say an accident happens say something to make light of the situation. I have to be on the spot to say something. I can't be your voice sorry dude

>>37774886
wat? always wanted a cool big bro
>yours sounds like he sucks

>>37775665
Maybe you're the one?

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It wasn't a real date, as she was just an engaged friend of mines but I was alone with a girl outside my house, so whatever:

>Meet girl online. We become friends because she likes a vydia i liked.
>Girl is coming to my city for something
>"I can meet anon!" she says.
>"okay...? If you really want to..." i beta speech.

>The day comes.
>I see her waiting (she had red hairs, so it was easy to spot)
>She's waiting with some friends of her.
>Other people.
>I hide behind a trashcan like the sperg I am, thinking about bailing.
>My resolve is tested.
>"Not today" I say, as I emerge from behind the trashcan.
>Go and meet her. (It was the first time)
>She's really genki and happy to see me.
>Her friends are gone I don't know where.
>We walk around for a bit.
>Then we stop in a coffie place.
>We both take a latte.
>We talk a little bit at the table.
>She was SMILING. SMILING I SAY.
>It was nice.

>Nothing beside chatting and walking happens next.
>Eventually she has to go.
>I return home feeling a little bit more human.
>A little, single thread of humanity linked me with the world that day. I was able to rise from the trash and spend a nice afternoon with a girl.

>Stop reading here if you don't want to know how cruel this world really is.

>After that day she stopped writing me beside some random, rare occasions.
>I don't know why.
>Too beta to ask.
>Go in memories and try to remember if she looked like she was faking friendlyness.
>I wasn't touchy, I wasn't creepy... She looked legit serene.
>I don't know what the problem is.
>I'll probably never know.
>Can't get rid of the tought of my sole presence being enought to change the opinion of that girl from "i'll talk to anon from day to day" to "I'm never talkign with him again"
>Feel stupid for even just have hoped.

>I don't know what I did wrong.

>>37775723
He's pretty badass, he knows the most dangerous loan sharks in my country personally.
He knows one of the biggest coke supplier personally too.


It's not that fun having a badass brother when you're a failed normie. Though I can't complain, just wish I didn't embarrass myself infront of crush and my bro, lol.

>meet girl online
>talks to me very enthusiastically for about week
>ask her out, she says yes!
>go bowling that weekend
>nervous at first, but it went awesome
>spend most of the time sitting close to each other talking rather than bowling
>go to a cool burger joint she wanted me to try afterward
>set up date 2 the next week and hug goodnight

Date 2

>she comes over to my place
>watch movies and cuddle all night

Then i never heard from her again.

>>37776832
Because you were supposed to fuck her.

>>37776846

I know, and i don't care. If a girl puts out on date 2 she's a trashcan slut anyway

>>37775665
Nice job anon! Honestly I'm happy for you.

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>>37777066
>Someone actually met through zeemaps
>It was actually not a same sex meeting
>It went well
>They are together now
Fucking what!? What are you fucking doing here you normalfag? Take your social skills and LEAVE, REEEEEEEEE!

>>37777206
Fucking shit what the fuck. I got so mad I actually accidentally replied to the wrong post.
>>37775665
You, fucking get lost.

Been on 4 dates.

Date 1
>College aged (like 22)
>She was a coworker at a job where I worked part-time
>Head over heals for her
>She was slim, white, blonde. Complete QT. A good 7/10.
>Somehow get enough balls to ask her out to the local hockey team's game.
>She says yes.
>Day arrives.
>Meet up, head to vegan restaurant first (she was a vegan).
>We talk for about an hour during it, no awkward silences, going pretty well.
>Head to hockey game.
>Get in seats, watch game and chat through first period and into second period.
>Suddenly she notices someone she knows sitting in the row behind her.
>They leave during the second intermission.
>"Haha anon, they probably think you're my boyfriend or something haha."
>"Haha yeah, wouldn't that be something, huh."
>Finish hockey game, and part ways.

Date 2
>Be a year ago (25 y/o).
>Went on speed dating event
>Matched with someone who wasn't exactly my type, but decent enough to give a chance
>White, brown hair, a tad chubby. Maybe a 5/10.
>Call her on the phone, talk for an hour, goes pretty well.
>Plan to meet up for an in person date at Starbucks in a few days.
>Meet.
>Spend about three hours talking with one another, she has a pretty sweet personality.
>However I now notice she has really bad teeth.
>Place where the speed dating happened was in a dark restaurant, so I probably didn't notice how bad they really were.
>Literally the British sterotype tier.
>After date, I never contact her again.
Honestly, if she had decent teeth, I probably would have pursued this one further, but alas that wasn't meant to be.

cont.

It was shitty, she was a boring normie and I didn't agree with her on almost anything. All she had going for her was being a virgin, but she got pumped and dumped shortly after I stopped talking to her.

>>37777292
Date 3
>Be this year a few months ago (age 26)
>Match with someone on Tinder who is exactly my type.
>White, blonde, average body type.
>Kind of like the girl from date 1, except not as slim (but she wasn't fat or chubby, just average body type).
>Somehow get her agree to go on a date after like only ten messages between each other.
>Few days later, we meet up at a bar that's also an arcade.
>Grab a drink and the talk is pretty smooth the first hour.
>Then we start playing the arcade games and I start autisming out.
>She start getting playful and cute with things like "haha I bet you can't beat me at Donkey Kong."
>Instead of being playful and flirty back, I start saying things like "yeah, I'm not good at this."
>Kills the mood.
>Play games for about an hour.
>Then go grab another drink, try to force conversation for another hour.
>We end the night.
>Try to make contact again because I was physically attracted to her, she doesn't respond.

Date 4
>Be a month ago
>Friend and I went to a bar to meet girls.
>Neither of us have much luck considering most of the girls were gunning for alpha chads.
>Get number of one fat Mexican chick.
>Again, kind of desperate, so thought, why not, I'll give this one a chance.
>Arrange date at Starbucks, kind of like date 2.
>Meet her, shoot the shit for two hours.
>Decide to myself during the date that she has a nice face, but just too fat for my own likings, rather be alone than be with someone this fat.
>End date with some excuse about needing to get ready for work the next day.
>Never contact her again.

>>37776089
I can only hope.
>>37777066
Pray for me mini-satan.
>>37777206
>>37777241
I'm honestly never like this i swear and to be frank we're both a little off in that department but it works for who we are.

>>37778000
Alright, you got trips, I'll congratulate you. It's just frustrating to see someone living a dream that you don't even get the chance for to ruin in real life.

>>37771808
Yeah, I go on dates quite regularly (about once per month), but it never goes anywhere

> match with a girl on tinder/badoo
> start talking to her, message her for a few days
> ask her out for a coffee
> spend a few hours talking in real life, I just mostly ask questions and listen to her
> say goodbye to each other, leave
> never message her again

At least I don't pay for their coffee, and this way I have improved my social skills quite a bit during the past few months so I'm quite happy

Of course I'm still a KV, but I'm no longer the autist who starts to sweat and stutter as soon as female approaches him

10/10 would recommend