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How do you deal with being a dicklet?

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How do you deal with being a dicklet?
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>>37767889
i don't, because i measure over 5" flaccid :^)
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>>37767889
>How do you deal with being a dicklet?

lock it up
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>>37767889
I don't because I have the 8 inch BBC
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>>37768178
I have a 9x6 BWC
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>>37767889
Laugh at porn with fake dicks and feel better about myself.
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>>37767889
I mean, dicklet is relative. I have the average sized cock for America, although I'm rather girthy. Probably, I'll be find.

Wew, r9k's obsession with dicks. It's almost as if Schlomo Sheckelberg realized that impressionable kids use this site and decided to spread his propaganda that causes less Christians being born, so that way Muzzies can overpopulate and create a Shoah 2, that way they have more fuel to run on so they can keep controlling the world. And, since Christians will have it happen to them, too, they'll gain control of Christianity.
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>>37768259
>fake
Keep telling yourself that buddy.
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>>37767889
What the fuck? That's a foot long dick
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>>37767889
the real question is how do i deal with being a khv my entire life
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>>37767889
I don't have to because apparently 24x23cm is large and i've just been fucked in the head by porn.
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Mostly I just avoid situations where somebody might see my penis.
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That is one monstrously large cock.
Its one thing to see some big ugly black circumcized dick in porn.
But seeing amateur vids like OP's and realizing these people actually walk among us is mindblowing.
Life with a cock that big would really be something special.
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>>37769141
>>37768522
>>37768489
>>37768423
>>37768393
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>>37768370
>>37768259
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>>37767889
That vid is squished. I put on "fill" setting on my VLC android and it put the ratio to normal.
Anyways, I thought it was gay at first, but I saw a tad of vag.
>note, this is anal sex, not vaginal penetraton
>my gf can peg me deep with a 10" strapon
This guy def can't bottom out vaginally
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>>37769573
Still, that's a pretty big dick
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>>37769657
>tfw I like tbe act of gay sex (analy fucked) but I'm not gay
Yo! Check this out!
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/686765/bam_strapon.html
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>>37769141
Posts like these and all porn I wathced really makes me think everyone has a dick that big.
Am I a dicklet for having a 6' dick? Non meme answers only please.
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I'm 7.5' and I bottomed out with 1'-2' to spare in my ex's vagina. Having thickness is good, but anything over 8' is just for aesthetic purposes, you're not getting all of that in a girls pussy unless she's tall or has a bucket.
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>>37769777
No dude. I'm 5 1/2 inches and please my gf. She has admitted big cocks are aesthetically pleasing, but (her 5'4 and 4 1/2" deep vag canal) said it's not fun for fucking nor deepthroating.
>is there size queens? yes, most likely milf roasties
Note in big cocks in porn never base out (average big dick in porn is 7-9 inches) and maybe manage half way
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I just accept it.
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>>37769890
Oh nevermind. I'm a manlet, but no dicklet.
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>>37769777
5.5' is average so you are above average. For girls who haven't fucked a million guys or been abused, most of the pleasure is mental, so if you turn them on you can give them a cunt buster orgasm with 90% of dicks.
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>>37769877
>>37769911
I hate this board sometimes man, like some people's goals here is just to make you feel insecure. Fucking sad.
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>>37767889
>dicklet

I don't even know what it's like to have a full erection anymore and I'm 21.
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>>37767889
I have a large dick and I hate it.

It's a comically stupid amplification of masculinity that's only appealing to cretins and insane women

Big penises look weird, stupid and gross. In ancient Greece everyone wanted a small penis because it was considered more appealing.

But that aside I just don't want a large dick. I don't want things handed to me. I want to feel like I need to work to become attractive

I refuse to believe that Steve Jobs, Abraham Lincoln, Stanley Kubrick and any savant with a mission in life had an oversized schlong. It speaks to your whole character. Without feeling like you have to work for something you're just left suspended living life drifting in and out with no real character of your own.

I fucking hate this. You don't want a big penis. Even if you had a big dick and you thought you did you don't want it.
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>big dick
>too ugly and awkward for any girl to ever see it
I swear God was laughing when he made me
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I just want to be able to use the urinal in public toilets without feeling like a disgrace. Most of my life has been spent pissing in the stall toilet with the stream directly hitting the porcelain to avoid loud splashes and I'm sick of it

It doesn't help that I am 6'4 and everyone thinks I'm packing a monster.

How do I transcend stallfag mode?
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>>37769573
his dick is as long as his thigh, ratio bruh
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>tfw 8 inch dick
get ready for the good part
>4.5 inches girth
LITERAL PENCIL DICK JUST KILL ME
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>>37767889
sauce please :D
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>>37767889
That video is CP, by the way. The guy on the receiving end is 17.
Just so you know.
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>>37769941
No shit anon, misery loves company
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>>37770455
>tfw same feel
>tfw people ask about dick size I just say 5 inche since pencildick is worse than just being average
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>>37770113
Once you got a girl tho, she will be hooked.
She will keep it a secret that she secretly lucked out with dating a horsedong.

Ugly, chubby, and big dicked are the sleepers of alphas.
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>>37767889
My dick is 6in

Good thing I'm a 8/10 in the looks department!
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>>37767889
fuck that must feel amazing
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>>37770113
>girls show interest in me
>never date them because tiny dick anxiety
I'll trade you desu.
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>>37767889
>garden hose dick
I'm happy with my 7"x5.5".
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>tfw 2.5 inch pencildick
The fact that you can just be born and defaulted to something that will automatically disqualify you from living a normal life and having ever people take you seriously is fucking proof that is there is no god
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>7.8 x 5.3
>Would gladly give up 2" of length to stop being a manlet
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Reminder that the true average is around 6.5 and that the 5' numbers have been dragged down by the Asians. The 5.5 standard only exists to make men feel good about themselves so that they all don't become sad sacks.
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>>37767889
It doesen't really matter. I'll never have sex anyway
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>>37767889
I'm not really a dicklet to be honest. I have 8 inches erect but 3 when flaccid. Sometimes I wish I had a bigger dick.
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>>37769833
Still, women see you as a trophy
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>>37771919
Why settle with average if you can get big ? Bigger is always better
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>>37767889
I don't. I just slowly lost interest in pursuing women. And i can't get a boner from seeing hot girls anymore, they look too impossible now for me, hot girls are intimidating because they make me feel a lot smaller.
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>>37771919
That's actually not true. True average is 5.1 for America and there are barely any Asians here.
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>>37771919
But it's dragged back up by blacks. So it's the white's size now.
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this is a man hes fucking btw.

ive seen the full vid on ph
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>be me
>always had ED
>doctor prohibited viagra and stuff, because blood pressure & other issues
>anyway got a gf, was her first bf
>she had always been scared of penetration (almost got raped when young) but happy with foreplay only
>started living together in my house
>2 years later, developed lots of "no boner required" techniques & games
>had her get countless orgasms in countless modes
>also initiated her to a number of sex toys
>we were happy
>and then something planted a bad idea in her mind
>she started mumbling about being Properly Fucked
>she started camwhoring (not even a tip, being a solid 4/10)
>a guy gets in touch with her
>they arrange a fuckdate, in my house, while I was out
>she eventually gets Properly Fucked by a phimotic psychoNEET barely lasting 10 minutes
>next days she acted weird and almost uninterested in me
>at least 2 times I asked if there was some other man, she angrily answered no
>checked her cellphone (she always had the same passwords) and found she was actually cheating
>they had arranged another fuckdate on next morning
>next morning she tells me she'll be at her parents house til noon
>I had my most eerie smile of my life, "yea, yea"
>maybe she realized that I knew everything, but chose to go anyway to get Dat Proper Fuck
>as soon as she's out I summon a locksmith to change every door key
>then while badly wanting to cry, quickly pack all of her personal stuff
>before noon all of her boxed shit (including dirty laundry) is out
>and every door secured, and every window and blind shut
>then I called her parents (she wasn't there) to tell we broke
>shut off phones
>then left a note on the door:

"be happy with your new man. forget me, my house and my money. your stuff was fedex-ed to your parents"

>finally inside my bunker, crying on the sofa of an half-empty house
>at 1pm she made a fuss outside
>didn't give a shit
>and always refused to see again

TL;DR: she preferred a Proper Fuck to a happy life of pleasure,money,romance,loyalty
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>>37773163
Nice fan fiction you have there.
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>>37768153
You need to excercise that legs more
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>>37769877
She lyin bro. Women will do anything to make their 'bae' happy. I bet she doesn't even come from penetration. Pathetic
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>>37773282
Not the person you're replying too but:
>Implying woman cum much from just penetration.

Sure some of them do, but most of them not really. Just penetration is almost never enough. Foreplay is underrated as fuck and will get them wet faster than having a dick inside of you.

>T. 8 inch dick
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>>37773282
No. It still requires vulva (clitoral) stimulation and other erogenous zones (neck, lips, breast).
>Pathetic
B-But muh dik m-muhfuckah!
..
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Heehee, why you agro bruh?
t.guy with 37 bodycounts since 14 (now 32)
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>>37767889
By getting a boyfriend who thought its cute
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>>37773360
Ayo.. thanx for backing..
It's true. Plus he said;
>she lyin bro
>bae
Sounds like the type of;
>muhfuckah N sheeeeeiiit
That just fucks and will never lick pussy, not to mention ass.
>question for you
Have you bottomed out with vag?
>I have with my 5.5er and my pubic bone area rubs against her clit like pottery
>and have you been lucky enough to fuck anally? Because I know you'll be able to bottom out
Because my girl can fit all 10" strapon in my ass when pegging, and when she gets ass fucked too
>you peg bro?
You don't wanna even know of our
>tarp N pigplay sessions
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>>37772682
The girls who do are absolute whores who have fucked a train full of guys and are a complete waste of time.
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>>37772732
Because you're not dating a dick. You either follow your logic and stop hating on Stacy, or you shut the fuck up and stop being a hypocrite.
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>>37773797
If she can't come from your dick it ain't big enough. FACTS B
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>>37773900
Sorry to tell you this, but all 6/10 and above have had lots of sex by 20.
Sad, many such cases!
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>>37773952
Pussy muthafucka, do you eat it?
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fortunately i don't have anything to worry about
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>>37767889

>Anal condom
>No full of shit

the cleanest rectum of the world
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>>37767889
5.9 dicklet reporting in (6.7 if I press it to the bone)
5.1 girth so it's not only short, it's thin like a pencil
I was thinkeng a lot about suicide but I over the time my sexdrive died, so I'll just enjoy the wizardhood, I spend all my income on myself and not on worthless roasties

>inb4 you are actually above average
nah
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>>37774643
wew lad
you got seriously cucked by (((porn)))
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You could start by getting over yourself. It's not like when you have sex with a girl she'll whip out a tape measure and say "I'm going to measure your dick to the nearest one tenth of an inch and compare it to the national average now". As long as you don't have a litteral micropenis you should be good.
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>>37767889
Eww, that's looks like a giant squid tentacle
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>>37774643
>people will take this seriously
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>>37775308
I'm 100% serious my man, I spent many nights surfing on the internet for female opinions about dicksize and I came to the conclusion, they are all lying
They say, they prefer average sized ones BUT an average sized dick for a female is about 7 inch long (not bonepressed) and 5.5 inch thick
I just don't want to waste money on a roastie who will cheat on me with a big cocked Chad

I spend about 400 eurodollars on videogames a month,I own a house and a nice car, I have a nice collection of instruments
Please tell me without laughing that I should've spent this money on a worthless roastie

Just take the redpill desusenpai
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If you are average like at least 5.5 inches, you are fine.

The big problem is ED though, there is nothing worse than a half flaccid dick that you can't even put inside a hole.

That's the problem of a friend of mine, he has a 8 inch monster, but has to use his hands on his gf, because ED is fucked up
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>>37775450
2/10 troll

origi
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>>37775717
Prove me wrong desusenpai
Idc about "muh 5.5 inch" statistics
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>>37773797
I'm the guy that post replied to and that's fucking nasty man. Pegging is degrading and should be frowned upon. I hate anal with a passion. It just disgusts me to my core putting your dick in something she shits out of. 8 inches and doggy style is already really painful for my girlfriend since she is only 5"3.
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>>37776751
>>37773360
why are you trying to comfort dicklets, bro?
maybe you are lying?
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>>37769777
Yes pretty much bro, studies are complete shit
The real average is about 6.5, the ideal size is about 7.5 inch with 5+ girth
I'm not trying to make you feel bad, i'm a fellow 6 inch dicklet
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>>37778042
>Non meme answers only please.

muh original dikk
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>>37778094
There is literally a spot in every women
A-spot, you can only reach it with a 7+ inch dick
Google it, also if you want more proof about female preference, just go to reddit and check the big dick sub
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>>37770113
how do you even feel bad about yourself if you have a big dick ? you're basically a treasure waiting to be found
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>>37778177
This desu, big dick = winning the genetic lottery
Even if you are plain ugly you could swim in pussy
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I am a cuckold, to the core. I have, unfortunately, eaten cum out of my wifes beautiful blond-haired pussy, only once (and it was 4 years ago, but I still cum to it today of course). We had a drunken party with another couple and we all ended up in bed, but things didnt work out and my wife, still miffed over a yoga teacher Id been caught screwing a year or so before, kicked me out of the bed and seeing a fight was coming, I drove off to sleep in my office, which was a couple of miles away.

Well, while I was away, his wife, a hot little fireball, went to bed and he took my wife into our bedroom and ****ed her for, well, Im not sure how long. I got a call at 3-something in the morning and my wife said, Mark just came in me three times, you can come home now.


I broke the law (lived in the country thank goodness) to get home fast -and there she was, a pile on the bed, hair a mess, and looking freshly ****ed. I literally dove between her legs and licked her to the best of my ability (she put one firm hand on the back of my head).

When I entered her (loose, wet) I came in under 30 seconds (embarrassing, telling). I came again a few minutes after that and would have tried for a couple more if she hadnt pushed me away.

What a glorious night that was.

I had been and have been literally begging my wife to **** around with anyone her little heart desires. Leave me out of it, include me in, make me serve him, tie me up, call me, dont call me, whatever you want my dear.

Weve actually come close one other time, but she swears he wasnt home when she went knocking. Too bad!


Of course, being the every-horny, please use me (or dont use me, which in the right context is just as good -or maybe better?), make me lick it kind of guy Ive become, I interpreted it like shed met someone at school and was thinking about making my dreams come true again.
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>>37775127
not that guy.

but just look at /soc/, look at how many men are big out there. how can you even pursue a woman while thinking that there are bigger men around her ?
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l'm a Pozzed-cuck. You want to know what that is? Listen closely
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
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>>37778042
Do you have a citation for that or will you simply admit you are full of shit?
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>>37778250
bro I won't spoonfeed you
go to reddit, check the sub called bigdickproblems and see for yourself
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Much of modern "feminism" is fueled the fact that, despite having already acheived human rights, women remain heavily pressured by society and circumstances to effectively prostitute themselves to a man they have little sexual attraction to - IF they want commitment, children, or a man who will stick around. What went on OVERTLY in times past, is still happening COVERTLY today.

Emotionally, many of them feel like any sex that is not desired is "rape", even if they do it willingly - like sex with a beta provider male! This is why they continue to broaden the definition of "rape". Their sex crime hysteria is a smokescreen that furthers their hidden lookist agenda, which is TO ROB AVERAGE LOOKING MEN OF THEIR RESOURCES WHILE ONLY ****ING CHADS. The very ROOT of gender conflict is about sexual attraction, and the fact that most men simply don't turn women on in a sexual way.

Why do you think they get their panties in such a twist on sexual issues? Rape, sexual harassement, "sexual" this, "sexual" that? The gender war is about sex. I'll repeat it again: THE GENDER WAR IS ABOUT SEX! Remember that ****! Everything else is politically correct fluff talk to evade coming clean about their ulterior motives.

Women PREFER big black dicks, but end up USING average looking small dick'd men for their resources and ability to provide (because Chad won't commit). Then, they LIE about it, claiming to be "less visual than men" or "more mature than that". When we collectively call women "shallow bitches" for being honest about what they want, WE AID AND ABET THE DISPICABLE BEHAVOR OF THE SETTLERS AND OPPORTUNISTS!
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>>37778286
So you use a subreddit made specifically for big dicks to prove your point?

Why am I arguing with a literal retard?
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>>37778117
There's no scientific evidence for the existance of A-spot, same for G-spot.
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>>37778319
that sub has 400k subs, literally more reliable than studies
people there with 7.5/8/9 inch dicks will tell you that's 99% of chicks cream on their dicks
sorry but that's the sad truth I wish I was born with a big dick and not a fucking """average""" 6 incher
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>>37778374
So just because whores like big dicks that means the average dick size is somehow bigger than previously stated?

I don't understand your reasoning, you dumb self-loathing cuck.
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>>37778333
there
2352353245
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>>37777180
You are kek nigga. How many bodycount have you had? Me, 31!
t.5.5"er
>>37776751
>it's me
I love anal activity dude. You a bitch or cuckstrian? Ya might be a dickdingo, yo ass don't like ass?
>t.semi-asexual
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>>37770082
>woe is me, being physically superior is so hard because it feels like I didn't earn it :((((
>muh greeks
You are a retard. Pro-tip: life is unfair, count your blessings, and take full advantage of your genetic attributes. Dicklets like me (just under 5' length, and a pathetic 4.3' girth) are literally disqualified from experiencing love and sex. I'd do anything for a big cock, don't you dare fucking tell me I don't actually want it.
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>>37778437
>whores
literally every women will adjust to her partners dicksize
all of them can take 7+ inch after a few weeks/months
why would they settle down with smaller one?
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>>37778374
You mean 40k
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>>37771241
God works in mysterious ways, bro :)

Just become a priest :)
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>>37778474
Civilization wasn't built by big men. Small men are more intelligent and achieving, of all the founders of everything, i doubt there's big guy in one of them.

You want to see the west crumble ? Sure, just somehow do a 'eugenics' on small men. Just like what you're doing right now.
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>>37778244
Please be fanfiction pasta
>fuggggggggggggg
>tfw it actually sounds hot, especially if all parties consent
>mfw horrid effects finally catch up, and these people start looking like literal rotting zombies
Top fucking WEWWWWWWS!
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>>37778474
>why would they settle down with smaller one?

Because not all women want to stretch out their vags before they get comfortable. Not to mention they don't have any options because only a small percentage of men have big dicks.

The more you type the dumber you sound. Just admit you get off on humiliation you fucking faggot.
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>>37778514
wow, thanks for fucking nothing
>>37778534
i don't get off on this, I just wanted to settle down with someone but that's never going to happen because of my """average""" size
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>>37778514
Big dick people think life is already good. Small dick people think life needs a lot more work on. We're here on this day and age right now because of small men.
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>>37767889
>fucks the ass because it's more bearable than getting fucked in the pussy
kek
Might aswell shag a man
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>>37769657
Women don't like long dicks like that, they prefer above average girthy ones.
No ne wants a pencil dick
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>>37778562
I have a gf and I have an average size dick.
If you had any idea what the definition of ''average'' meant you would know that the majority of men in relationships have average sized dicks.

Your shitty cuck personality is what's preventing you from getting a girlfriend, not your dick.
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>>37778723
you are lucky then
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>>37774036
Dude what the fuck, your dick is the size of your window?
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>>37778795
No, you are just fucking retarded.
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>>37767889
I don't have sex or the prospects of it.
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>>37778844
nah, you found the a girl who is the part of the 1% who doesn't care
why do you even post here if you have a girlfriend?
why are you trying to comfort people?
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>>37778875
>1%

Yeah, you are definitely retarded
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>>37773958
That's not true, it's the 4/10-7/10s that get around. Ugly girls (4/10) will try but usually end up with only a few guys. 8/10s+ are usually the ones that only hook up with a few guys, too. It's like a bell curve. There are outliers though.
Studious girls are the ones you want to go for, 4/5 times they are virgins or have a low body count
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>>37778844
>Uses cuck unironically
>Thinks others are retarded
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>>37778937
why are you even here lol?
if it doesn't matter why are you trying to prove us otherwise?
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>>37778937
>>37778723

Listen bud, women only want a dick that's 7 inches or bigger. They deal with small dicked loser faggots because you have something they want i.e. money or social standing or you provide for them. Women can never be satisfied with any small dick. That's just how it is.

Small dicked men would normally die out in nature but because of our modern healthcare system, small dicked men are able to survive into adulthood.
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>>37778967
He has the mentality of a cuck, though.
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>>37778993
>They deal with small dicked loser faggots because you have something they want i.e. money or social standing or you provide for them

I'm a NEET autist though.
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>>37779039

Then post proof that you are a NEET autist loser with a gf. Otherwise you're a roleplaying faggot.
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>>37778988
>why are you even here lol?
Because I can and because I have probably been on 4chan longer than half of your lifespan.

>if it doesn't matter why are you trying to prove us otherwise?
Because I hate it when people act retarded.
Actually forget everything I said, it would probably be beneficial for society if tards like you didn't reproduce.
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>>37779084
>okay here's a pic of my brain that pinpoints the autism and a picture of me and my gf which could in no way be proven it's actually me and also a picture of the welfare I receive each month

Dear God, I was actually joking about you being retarded, but you actually are, aren't you?
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>>37779182
>Dear God, I was actually joking about you being retarded, but you actually are, aren't you?

Can't do it, can you sweetie ;)

Didn't think so
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Can women say something in this thread ? I'm sick of neets telling me how to deal with women
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>>37779218
Wow I'm unwilling to post my gf and myself on 4chan that totally proves you right. You sure got me bro.
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>>37779307
sure :^)

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6.2"

Never used it so I do not know if that is good enough. We all like tight looking innie pussies and women like above average sized cocks, it is what it is.
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>>37779503

Nah I agree with him, the really really really hot girls are usually very picky and don't just fuck any guy. Its the middle of the road thots that are out fucking a lot. That's just my observation, I live on the east coast not california tho.
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Jesus

The rectum isn't that big. That guy must literally be getting his colon fucked lmao
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>>37779417
Wrong. It's fucking diverse. I know 8/10 chicks with ex-gangbanger, fat manlets.
>>37778961
Well ya, that's what I meant. Most chicks, almost regardless of looks have literally have more sexual partners than dudes.
Those 8/10+ you mentioned... bud.... c'mon. I know a few and have girls cousins that dudes would eat their funky ass out if given the chance. It's stark dude.... I remember in fucking Middle School, many girls sucking 6 cocks already!!! well here in SoCal, chicks with less than 5 partners before 21 is almost non-existent.
>>37779309
>t.cunning Chad
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>>37779358
lmao no one 'learns' to enjoy a big dick. fucking liar whores, all of them
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>>37779618
yeah, every women are the same
just take the redpill and improve yourself and avoid women
women are fucking subhuman parasites
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>>37778235
>/soc/
they save most of those pictures from tumblr lmao
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>>37767889
By not being a fag whose whole romantic community is a bunch of size queens

That's gay porn in the OP btw. How has nobody mentioned this? Is it a known fact that /r9k/ is gay as fuck now or something?
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>>37778655
That is a man.

origiano
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>>37767889

he unironically has a dick to the knee

holy fuck
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>>37781161
No shit, there's a reason it's called /r9gay/ now
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>>37768138
5" flaccid, 4" hard
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>>37769754
>tfw I like tbe act of gay sex (analy fucked) but I'm not gay
oh man, if i had a gf who liked to fuck my butt and called me a fag, but we remained monogamous, i'd be so happy
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>>37778719
It's more like a really long normal girthed dick than a pencil dick.
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>>37782228
>>5" flaccid, 4" hard
Does his dick curve back when erect or something?
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