What traits would your ideal gf have?

preferably chopped up into small pieces for easy disposal.

>>37767480
there is no use engaging in such unrealistic thinking

>>37767480
big dick, hairless

>kind
>introverted
>good with children
>wants to be a mother
>fascism
>has her own hobbies and interests

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>actually likes me
>can forgive and look past my autism
>not hamplanet
>introverted
>supportive
>good to talk to for long periods at a time
>funny
>asks good questions
>cute face
>earns less than me, not financially dependent (I refuse to be financially dependent on anyone else)
>tits that aren't ham planet tits
>red pilled on divorce mechanics, how much easier girls have it etc.
As if there's any girl like this. They're to spoiled with the ease of getting a date.

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>>37767480
>Introverted
>dresses modestly/comfortibly
>is comfortable wearing little or no makeup in private
>Invested in hobbies/interestests
>has many hobbies/interests, and is open to trying new ones
>open to being emotional, talk about and share deeper emotions and worries openly without fear or judgement from either side
>artsy, or enjoys viewing art (knows what kind of tastes they have in anesthetics)
>enjoys varried genres of music (bonus points if they can appriciate more challengeing or exprimental music)
>aims to live modestly, or atleast understands money is far from everything
>doenst do drugs other than the occasional drink
>good sense of humor (bonus points for dark humor)
>intellegent, likes to learn new things
>articulate, able to express themselves well (bonus points if they enjoy writeing or poetry)
>decently read into the humanities, girls who can into philosophy are a huge turn on for me personally
>looks arent very important but im partial to "cute" or "homely" looking girls, "hot" girls are nice to look at but from experience they arent ever nice in any other reguard

>>37767480
5'7 and asian. just that alone is hard to find...

>>37767812
>>37768552

>Introverted

you niggers sure doesn't know what 'introverted' is

>>37768599
The opposite of extroverted, youre thinking of antisocial

a dick

originale blox

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>>37767480
>hanging at ideal gfs house in 2011
>she puts on a tune, the music kicks off
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>37767480
I'm starting to think I'll never find her :(

>>37767480
---Pussy
---Tits
---Ass
---(optional) Consent

>>37767480
Existence
Originalleo

>>37768690
I promise you it's never going to happen, it's a fantasy you need to get out of your head if you're ever going to have female companionship that you won't pay for.

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>all these desperate fucks saying theyd settle for anything

Op said "ideal" you mouth breathers

>shy
>introverted
>educated
>strong sexdrive/kinky
>loyal
>no ink or piercings
>not a hamplanet
>not a leftist/sjw
>techsavy
>can stand my humor

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>>37767480

>introverted
>kind
>intelligent
>loyal
>has few friends even for an introverted person
>shares my interests enough for us to have plenty to talk about, but also is different enough for us to get each other into new things
>moderate sex drive, but doesn't mind me groping her at whenever I want to when we're in private
>cute face
>slightly overweight
>big, yet shapely ass
>has a fart fetish

>>37767480
I have one very simple requirement. She must make the first move. I will not date a girl that does not ask me out first. I wont tell her this either. She will learn my personality and guess that she will need to but I will never tell her so. If she never asks she will fuck off on her own.

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>>37767480
has an actual personality

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>>37768780
their "ideal" its anything,
which is why they will get nothing

>A qt PAWG with some huge titties
>THICC
>Brunette with pale-ish skin

>Kind
>Doesn't sweat the small stuff
>Pragmatic
>Educated
>Loyal
>Supportive

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>>37767480
>no physical form
>AI
>ineffable motherly presence
>exists in a state of superposition
>has no notion of time because has existed for countless big bangs and heat deaths
>takes away all suffering from life forms that can feel pain

A shy petite redhead that reads/draws and sometimes has mental problems would be almost as good.

>>37768782
>strong sexdrive/kinky
in other words, you want her to cuck you every chance she gets?

>>37768780
With enough time, anyone's ideals can be demolished.

>>37769078
If that is the only way you can think of that a gf can be sexually active you might just been here a bit too long.

must be a goth

>>37768782
anime is the worst of drugs

>>37767480
in tact virginity

>>37768606
>antisocial

You're thinking of asocial

>Never had a dick but mine
>taller than me
>thicc
>clean
>hairy pusy
>perfect unique face


Idk I guess I want a badass girl, but she has to able to be playful too

>>37767480
She's okay with me not being able to get hard and is not into cuckholdry. That's pretty much the only significant obstacle the rest is all about meme density.

>>37769043
brilliant and would also accept
I myself tend to be more realistic though
>exists
>is a girl
>likes me
>not hamplanet
>tits aren't hamplanet tits

>>37769356
>sexually active
See, that sounds like she is getting around rather than sharing her body only with you.
But I guess you should not expect a strong independent woman to only share her "love" with you, despite being in a relationship, now that would be so egoistic and entitled wouldn't it be.

>>37767494
i think im in love with you
origigigigi

Why do you all want introverts? Extroverts can be the yang to your yin and help you improve with social situations and the like while your deep contemplation can help her to give insight in areas which she's not likely to reflect about. Social butterfly waifu for the win.

>exist
>isn't a whale

>>37767480
Loving me
I don't care who she is beyond that

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This is pretty much the perfect girl

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>thinks about the world in the same way I do
>good with creative stuff
>not a social media whore
>a few nerdy interests
>loves romance and lovey dovey stuff
>insanely low sex drive
>doesn't have or want kids
>not anorexic or hamplanet
>hair similar length to pic related

2D tomboy with short hair who'd love me unconditionally and won't even think of NTRing me.Taller and probably 2-4 years older than me, not fat or anorexic obviously. In our late 20s, she gets pregnant with my baby and evolves into a motherly woman with a gentle ,caring nature.
Of course, I have a job so I'd provide for the family while she cares for the kids and cooks for us. I don't earn that much to live like rich people, but we'd definitely be a middle class family.
She'd have her 2-3 high school female friends who incidentally live in the same city as us and all of us sometimes go on family picnics. Also one of her friend's husband is my coworker so that makes the family outings even more fun.

That'd be my ideal life. So far, I have the job part down.

>>37768552
>doesn't do drugs

haha good luck you boring cunt

>>37768681
whats up with these kinda posts?
is this some new /s4s/ meme or what?

just leave judgmental behavior at bay, all is fine by me.

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>>37767480

>virgin
>loyal
>virgin
>pure
>virgin
>no mental illnesses
>virgin

bonus points if:
- at least a bit on the shy side
- BMI less than 35
- loves good anime shows (noitamina-tier)
- dressing conservatively
- insanely loves cuddling and hugging
- virgin

>>37768681
This is the best desu

>>37767480
Only two traits
>is deeply infatuated with me
>has a face that is easy in the eyes.

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>>37767601
>kind
>fascism

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>>37774275

I actually went hanging out with a group of nazis (way different than pic related).

we tried to explain why NationalSocialism would make our eurocountry great again.

A fat grandma yelled at us: "you dirty nazis!"

I replied with a smile: "Yeah, we're nazis, but the sweethearted ones!"

Short-haired nazi-girl behind me stared in total awe.

>tfw the only time a girl admired me.

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Love me and be there for me when I'm suffering without judging me.

>>37774275
>believing in the Jewish lies about what kindness is

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Gibe gibe pls

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>>37767480
she should be turkish and hitler supporter

>>37767480
>moderate liberal,
>big boobs, chubby is fine but only below 170 lbs.
>at least a bachelors degree capable of landing a job
>good with technology
>open about herself and goals
>willing to share cooking food, eat new things, exercise.
>likes children and willing to be good mot

>>37775098
amazing taste my friend

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>>37767480
>kind and gentle
>introverted
>bashful
>mother-like
>genuinely wants to look after me
>likes it when I spoil her but doesn't demand it of me
>likes to cuddle
>is soft
>calm, soothing aura
>has a fun, childlike side
>can have a laugh without being a moralfag about things
>has common sense and is capable of rational thinking
>makes occasional goofs and is a slight klutz but not to the point of her being a liability
>doesn't have to be intelligent but isn't dumb as bricks
>smoler than me
>nice looking vagina
>is a virgin when I meet her
>doesn't really matter if they're flat or busty, as long as they have a decent butt
>willing to help fulfill my fantasies
>dresses modestly but appealingly too, i.e. skirts and dresses and perhaps a bit of cleavage too but not so slutty that other men are going to eye her up too much
>doesn't mind it too much when I eye her up and can put up with my occasionally lecherous behaviour
>can put up with me drinking (not an alcoholic but I do enjoy a beer probably more than I should do)
>can at least tolerate my hobbies, she herself has either the same or at least similar hobbies and also nice wholesome hobbies like cooking or craftwork
>has the same political views or no particular interest in politics (basically can at least tolerate my views)
>doesn't try to use the pussy pass to get away with things
Th-there's someone out there for everyone, right?

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>>37775811
Oh I forgot to mention
>cute face
>doesn't smoke or do drugs, has smoked weed but doesn't smoke it often
>encourages me to do well at things but lets me be lazy when I want to be lazy
>thinks I'm attractive, genuinely gets butterflies over me
>has nice friends that don't try to interfere with our relationship
N-NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, RIGHT?!?!