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ITT: We try to out-pathetic each other 2017-06-17 07:02:36 Post No. 37767405
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ITT: We try to out-pathetic each other 2017-06-17 07:02:36 Post No. 37767405
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Be it stories, current personality traits or living situation or whatever, try to out-pathetic the post above you, try to be the most pathetic person in the thread.
>I once catfished on a chat site, not for nudes or money, but for validation and compliments and because girls get a lot more people willing to talk to them on chat places, it made me feel wanted.
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>made an entire box of Kraft mac and cheese
>put it in bowl
>wrap plastic bag around penis
>fuck the mac and cheese
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>be me 8th grade
>get horny becuase 13
>ask wierd kinda gf (7/10) for sex
>"Anon what the hell is wrong with you"
>dumped
>horny and sad, ask school slut (4/10) if she's down to fuck
>"Your gross annon eww"
>Tfw denied by gf and school slut
Can't out pathetic me.
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>>37767525
How was the mac and cheese?
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>>37768008
It was alright, I used the bag so I didn't get any semen in it.
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>waah i'm the most sad
>no i am so much more of a loser than you
>waaaah i need attention the most, i'm the biggest failure here
most of you will just concoct bullshit crybaby stories
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>>37768046
What the fuck else are we supposed to do on this board? At least it's not another trap or B L A C K E D thread
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>>37768091
if a thread is gonna be as shit as this, i'd actually prefer it be another racebait / trap / woman hate etc meme thread
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>>37768118
Only 4 people contributed and you and this >>37768046 faggot derailed it so of course it'll be shit you dumbfuck
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>obsessed with girl at school
>spend 1 year trying to make her love me
>"I love you anon"
>pretend to be autistic and never speak to her again
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>>37767405
beat this
17 in first pics
19 in mid
21 in last pics
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>>37768177
the worst part is that, typically crybaby self-pity threads do great here
this thread must really suck fat cock if you guys can't even lift it off the ground lmao
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>>37768363
Get fucked you stupid avatarfag
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>>37768418
>waah let met wallow in shame and self-pity
try not being a complete fucking wreck of a human being, every waking second of your life, and try to accomplish more than just "touch my cock and take a nap and be disgusted with myself"
loser
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>tfw your friends try to hook you up with an asian tranny in a desperate attept to finally get you laid
>he (she) is "gay" and borderline robot status
>still fuck up
kill me
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>>37768468
Can't you go shit up some other thread? What makes this one so alluring?
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>>37768363
Thank you for contributing to this thread you productive, socially conscience, emotionally secure, human being.
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>years ago, still in school
>be the omega bully at the bottom of the pack
>hanging around with other bullies
>someone gets me a cup of soft drink
>think "at last, something nice, maybe this is the end of bullying, maybe they've started to have empathy"
>a fucking dissolving human tooth in it
>run away to the library
>read books next to the perpetually angry autist and the socially retarded loser
>go back to the bullies next day and pick on a kid whose parents beat him to regain social standing
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>I had an all day tantrum because my parents wouldn't give me money for drugs
>I even grabbed scissors and cut up my hair JUST
>ended up Selling my other drugs mad cheap (prescribed, unneeded) to buy my kind of drugs anyway so the tantrum was doubly stupid
>also got extra fucked up because I took a bit of the prescription shit with my shit
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>>37770181
I also kicked my mom
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>>37768511
>>37768636
look at these little crybaby bitches
p.s. - your thread is gay thx
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>I complain about autismos and betas on /r9k/
>attach pictures with weebshit
what has my life become
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