Please anons I'm nearing max comfy levels
>>37764270
Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
Oregano spice.
>>37764270
Once upon a time there was an anon.
He was a normal anon: Not too tall, not too short. Just with the right amount of pudge.
He had a job he liked, a gf who liked him, and a little dog that greeted him when he came home every day.
And everything was good.
The end.
>>37764270
Some dumbass nigga jumped out of a moving car and shattered his jaw on a brick mailbox on my street last night