Drug Stories

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>be me
>finals week
>I had just completed my last final so I headed to the park with my friend
>some stoners sitting around a tree asked for a light, I happened to have a match left from earlier
>we make small talk as they set up the gravity bong
>I go first, hit the whole fucking thing on my first try
>cough for 5 minutes straight, luckily I had some green tea on me
>I am high as a fucking kite
>we hang out for a while, it gets late so I have to go home
>I'm still high as fuck, and I'm on dinner duty for that night
>I just put some rice in the rice cooker and make some chicken
>my mom doesn't even suspect that I'm high, despite me dropping shit everywhere and not being able to hold a proper fucking conversation

>>37762386
Didn't she smell you or ask if something was wrong since you were fucking up?

>>37762404
I just told her that the testing wore me out. She did complain about a "grassy" scent though.
I wasn't a bad kid so I guess she had no reason to suspect that I was on drugs

>>37762450
wew man you got lucky