>have sex in a dream >wake up as it gets good

>>37759370
If you dreamt you were sexing someone you actually know, this is a sign that not only did your brain want to fuck her, but that your brain caught onto subconscious cues that SHE wanted to fuck YOU as well, my friend

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I had a dream that I was fingering my asshole while I was in a playground somewhere. I have no idea why I was doing it in a playground. It felt great honestly but I guess I started getting paranoid because I was in public so I started looking around for people who might see me. I was kind of doing it in a downward dog position and when I looked down between my legs I saw this middle aged lady walking towards me about 30-40 feet away. She was coming from an adjacent playground full of kids that I hadn't seen before. It was kind of hard to hide what I'd been doing so I spent the rest of the dream apologizing to the lady for fingering myself in front of a bunch of kids. She didn't seem all that upset about it though, just mildly annoyed.

I wish my brain hadn't done that because I've always wanted to have a prostate orgasm.

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>have sex in a dream
>wake up in cum covered underwear
Feels better than masturbating. I love wet dreams.

>>37759423
Sound like bullshit

>>37759370
>dream
How do people do this?

>>37759755
Get crazy with the cheez-whiz

>>37759370
i hate that too. i always wake up before i can get my dick into her

>>37759423
>SHE wanted to fuck YOU
as comforting as that may be, I know its bullshit, anon

>>37759370
If you stop fapping then once a month (or more often if you're young) you have vivid wet dreams where its like you're actually having sex and you cum in both world simulteneously then wake up

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>>37759370
I have a lot of dreams where im running around with a QT looking for a place to fuck. theres always just one more obstacle before we can pork. just one more task, one more task...then I wake up. guess we can only dream of things we have experienced

>>37759755
got to sleep at the right time dumb nut