>There are parents born after 9/11

>>37757842

>be me, doing homework on Sunday November 23, 1980
>earthquake happens
>everyone screaming
>fuck my homework

I don't think too many 15 year olds have had children yet

>>37758509
But there are definitely some that have. That's his point.

>you can actually converse with people who were born after you graduated from high school

it's not a good feeling

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>kids born in 2000 will be able to post on 4chan next year without lying about their age
>kids born in 2005 are already posting

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>Was born five and a half years prior to 9/11.
>Still KHV.

End my miserable existence.

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>>37758990
>born when simpsons started airing
>still a KHHTV

>>37758962
>Kids born in 2000
2000 seems to be the normalfaggot year, talking to some babybots born in 2000. How fucked are we?

>be me on September 11th 2002
>be 11
>stole my cousins hustler magazine
>started to fap but I was making a lot of noise because I put on too much lube
>get on my chair and turn on the news to mask my noise
>back of chair is turned to the door
>parents walk in to tell me about 9/11
>they rush in
>hide the magazine behind my back and the chair
>they go to the side of the chair and see my erect penis in hand watching the plane hit the second tower
>my mom starts crying and runs out of the room
>dad tells me he's disappointed in me and leaves the room
You brought back memories

>>37758509
>there is a 15 year old chad impregnating a prime teen pussy right now

>>37759187
>2002
>parents walk in to tell me about 9/11
Are they retarded?

>>37759249
They are probably just slow

>>37759187
who the hell jerks off at 11

>>37757842
>>There are parents born after 9/11
Good, honestly.

The less people that talk about 9/11 the better. I hate how everyone always uses it to tell their masturbatory story of what they did that day.

Like I lived in Queens at the time and a firefighter on my block died, and my mom loves to use his death to tell some bullshit story to everyone here in Florida about how she was buying pastrami or some shit in at the corner store and saw him the night before.

I cringe every fucking time.

>people born in 2008 are almost 10