/britfeel/

>>37754955
i actually am doing that tonight
not the shag the birds part but yeah

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>>37754976
>He doesn't shag birds
Wow, get a load of this lonely gayboi over here

Former croupier here, ama

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>>37754976
normie cunts out

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Will there be riots this weekend lads?

I don't think I'd ever wanna meet one of you from here.

I know you'd be fucking weird and I'd want to leave immediately. It's sad really because I want to make new friends.

>>37755030

The normal ones among us are the least likely to go to a meetup so you're probably right.

>>37755030
if you're on here you're tarred with the same brush, lad

>>37754996
DONT MAKE FUN OF ME REEEEEEE

>>37755030
I don't want to meet anyone from here cause I'd know they'd actually be way more socially functioning and normie than me so it wouldn't be pleasant for either party

>>37754986
>How did it feel?
Fucking amazing lad. Just seeing it made it so fucking real.

And yeah Pasta bake is the fucking bomb. I could live on that shit. So many sauces to choose from too. I swear I have no idea how I am not fat.

Home made lasagne tomorrow night I think. Got the mince in today from the butcher.

>>37755030
I wouldn't be weird lad. But to be fair I don't want to meet anyone from 4chan. A lad at my work browses here and he's a fucking weirdo 32 year old who still lives with his parents and does nothing but ask me if I seen the latest pol meme. NEVER USE CLOVER ON YOUR BREAKS LAD.

>>37755012
the beta uprising begins tomorrow boys. wall pannels for weapons

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>>37755030
Milk Cat 95

one of my only mates does not have a phone. my only way of contacting him was through skype but his computer is broke. absolute piss take. who the fuck does not have a phone.

>>37755069

>Never use clover on your breaks

Mate I would go absolutely nuts if I couldn't use clover at work.

>>37755012
can't wait for the workers revolution, la

>>37755081
People that dont like being spied on

>>37755030
There are a few people I'd be willing to meet.

BritNormie, Xi poster, Nightwalk anon, Ebin, maybe even Poleaboo at a push.

>>37754997
I already know the answer to this, but you can place the ball in any quarter of the roulette at will right?

>>37755129
Shrewsbury anon would like to meet you.

>co-workers found out I'm a 27 year old virgin
Fuck lads I might need to find a new job at this rate.

>>37755146
fucking ell lad, off yourself, it won't get any better for you

>>37755024
Ahaha then it's all fair game then bud. Keep us updated please!

>>37755069
Ahhh lad that made me smile. I'm glad it's getting you excited, sounds like you'll be a great dad to be honest.

You're gonna have to bring Pasta bake ala albarn for the britfeel boys buffet.

Feckin jonesing for a good spag bol now though ;_;
>>37755080

>links to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

Legit spooking me

>>37755065
Yeah, he'd probably want to fuck you too.

>>37755144

Birmingham sounds good for a meet then at some point

>>37755080
WHY THE FUCK DID IT RESPOND TO ME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37754997
Did they fire you for making a side-deal with one of the betters to rip off the casino together, you fucking scum?

Why do I have the desire to squeeze my cats head lads? Not in an aggressive way but in a cute way

will the comedown of e convince me to an hero, lads?

>tfw nobody wants to meet me

>>37755209
dunno about that lad, but i have desire to search my cat for scabs and pick them off

>>37755132

I'm not sure what you mean, you can place the ball anywhere within the wheel at will, it's a wheel, there are no 'corners'

>>37755201
No, and that wouldn't even be possible with the amount of CCTV they have.

>>37755192
What about Telford town park? We could meet at the top of the big spider tower or that massive slide.

>>37755146
How did they find out?

originalbox

>>37755094
Well when some nosey autist cunt notices you on it and tries to befriend you using memes don't say I didn't warn ye.

>>37755163
>sounds like you'll be a great dad to be honest.
Cheers lad. I hope so. Just fucked if it's a wee girl, no idea what I'd do. Not that I'd be upset, I'd love a girl, but I really really want a wee lad.

>jonesing for a good spag bol
Having had spag bol in a good while lad. Should probably do that some day.

>>37755201
My mate used to be a croupier, didn't know he was working one night but went to his table and as soon as they figured out we were mates they took him off the table and replaced him. He told me later on that they gave him the rest of the night off, paid.

Are we having a movie night then lads

>>37755212
I wouldn't say so.
Best I ever had left me with a really positive outlook next day. Very strange. Maybe that's the only time I ever had the good pure stuff.

>>37755215

where are you lad, I might consider it if you're within 50 miles.

>>37755209
it's a common thing. there's a name for it, cant remember what it is but it means that something is so cute that you want to squeeze it in a way that might harm it.

i reckon anyone on here willing to meet up would be relatively normal. the really weird people are too anxious to meet up with anyone.

>>37755256
They were talking about their past experiences and noticed I was dodging the subject like a right daft cunt. My one solace is that they didn't catch me lying like a sad cunt.

>>37755283
Lancaster/ Surrey

>>37755245

I'm not going to go there and look like a pedo, I heard they banned lone adults from even going there

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>>37755244
I mean on the spin/roll. You can place the ball in any quarter of the wheel if you wanted to.

For the last two days at work, the tranny has left one of her bra straps exposed, it's hanging halfway down her arm

It's red, so I know she wore the same bra two days in a row

Can anyone explain why she seemingly intentionally looked so ungroomed?

Only reason I can think of is if we can see her strap then we know she is female

might pre-order the crash bandicoot PS4 game

>>37755271
MOVIE NIGHT LADS. COME ON DEN.

>>37755310
Oh no way, that park is the best thing about Telford. Much better than being crammed into the ice rink where normans can bump into you or run over your hands after falling over.

>>37755271
we used to do 1 on cy tube it was quite good, hopefully you'll get 1 sorted.
if not, make your own room. it's easy to do

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>>37755129
imagine if a millionaire from here collected all the posters here and put them in a big brother style house with 24/7 live streaming


was going to try brave a walk again without running home scared like I did this morning but I've just had a 500ml coke zero so i'll need to piss instantly

>>37755348
Just play Crash 1 for the PS1. It's literally the same game but in HD

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>>37755348
I pre-ordered pic related.

>>37755305

Lancaster is too far, but Surrey isn't too unreasonable

>>37755362
>tfw the remake looks slower.

>>37755343
uh if you knew anything about women you autist, it's that bras are very expensive and they often don't have that many of them. It's not unusual for them to wear the same bra two days in a row. It's not like it's underwear that covers the genitals.

>>37755368
not that lad, but i'm looking forward to that. prob get it for pc though desu

>>37755313

Yeah, you can place it in any corner

>>37755357
wait until you need a piss and then go out lad. its not the end of the world. if im going to this boxing class, you need to go for a walk - its a deal.

>>37754987
>what will you do when you smell another man's cock and anus up close for the first time?
I am very pleased to see that this is still a meme

would any1 fug Louise Mensch

>>37755343
Aren't you the tranny at work?

>>37755379
It's summer

And bras aren't that expensive that you can't have 7 or so

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>>37755409
but it'll be darker then and there might be drunkards out in the street, that'll push me even further over the edge

>>37755440
fuck off, who do you think you are being a bloke masquerading as a woman. Do one.

>>37755405
Wanna re-live my childhood V3 days.

>>37755456
Drunks are more likely to feel lovey dovey about some randomer on the street so it could become your lucky night.

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>>37755440
A decent bra will set you back about 20 quid at least lad.

Stop buying shite from asda.

Source: Straight male who was married to a bird with real tits (not estrogen man boobs.)

>>37755479
thanks for the back up there albarnlad. Clearly anyone who's ever been in a relationship would be wiser.

>>37755478
to be fair if any stranger approached me I'd most likely enter fight or flight mode

>>37755479
pakiboo doesn;t need a proper bra you weapon

>>37755503
So did I when a drunk girl decided to hug me. I soon warmed up to it though, felt pretty nice.

>>37755479
>who was
keywords there. Did you kill her?

>ywn protect ebin from his own paranoia

>>37755503
I would just suspect that its a prank or they are taking the piss out of me.

>>37755567
>ywn cradle ebin to sleep as he cries into your arms about all his failures.

>>37755267
Sounds like your plan worked perfectly.

>>37755540
I'd have to question their motives if they wanted to hug me, everyone seems cautious of me. Scruffy looks, uncut hair,, twitching and irregular movements due to being scared/on edge constantly

>>37755579
I'd suspect they're trying to rob me or kill me, I think that about everyone even if they're just walking towards me on the path, nevermind touching me. I think their would be eventual police involvement if someone touched me

>>37755506
I'm a solid B cup

>>37755618
haha gtfo you fictitious character

>>37755506
The tranny cunt just needs a noose. But the we don't know much about the tranny at his work other than the fact he sniffed her fucking gym gear the fucking cretin.

>>37755548
Nah lad. Currently on a hiatus. Let's just say I fucked up and did something utter scummy. But we're slowly working things out.


Tune from one of my favourite bands lads because I'm off to work and want to leave you guys something nice.
https://youtu.be/YXO2aJLvlSs

>>37755362
The remake is the first 3 crash games all bundled together and in HD though.

>>37755357
>>37755456
reminder that noone here likes you

>>37755645
I like ebin, fuck you

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>>37755645
haha good joke lad right haha, we're all mates here right haha

>>37755611
Well the woman that hugged me said I had sad eyes. Didn't last long though because her friends came across and took her home while giving me dirty looks.

>>37755631
The tranny at work doesn't pass
Is short
A little chubby
Bad skin
Bad teeth
Wears edgy band t-shirts
Wears a trenchcoat
Big tits
Nose stud
Long black hair

Just seen an advert for that May v Boris TV show. Honestly I think if Boris was our PM everything would be /nice/

>>37755580
he would reek of piss, mould and failure
>>37755661
no I agree with this anon

>>37755697
Jacob Rees-Mogg should go for it.

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>>37755708
>he would reek of piss, mould and failure

I washed on tuesday lad, I still smell of relaxing orchid & ylang ylang

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>>37755678
>tfw she'll still get shagged before you.

>>37755303

The big dicked alpha Chad at my work figured out I was a virgin and has brought it up. I've never confirmed or denied it but they all know. They're surprisingly not a bunch of assholes about it.

The irony is I lost my virginity to an escort at the start of the year and have been seeing her regularly since. Only my one actual friend there knows about it.

>>37755678
Yet you're still obsessed with her and want to speak with her

>>37755030
I would never want to meet a britfeel poster through 4chan. I'd like to meet someone, become friends with them and then find out they're a britfeel poster. I know a convo would be awkward but I kinda want a britfeel friend anyway

>>37755779
How bad was your first time with her? I've been considering hookers a lot lately.

Just bought nioh for 34.99 lads, bloody expensive.

Should I buy TLOU remastered or uncharted 4? is there any other games worth buying on ps4? I've played bloodborne already

>>37755780
>her
Look! Look everyone! A special snowflake! Hey, are you looking? Heeeeyyy!!! Look at this triggered snowflake! Haha, liberals btfo amirite? Guys?

>>37755734
GO FOR A WALK NOWWWWWWWWWWW

>>37755780
I wasn't insulting her with my post, I was just being honest

>>37755779
Don't you fancy mixing it up with something new?
Or safe and happy with what you know?

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>tfw no witch gf
new album is great, I thought it would be garbage from the singles but I've been pleasantly suprised

>>37755846
Persona 5 is a great play, really comfy too.

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>>37755867
o-ok i'm going, should I put my running shoes on just incase I fancy a jog or need to escape drunk youth

>>37755890
yeah I think my brother has it, don't know if its a physical copy though and i'm too scared to ask him, might ask mum to ask him or hope he lurks here. never played a persona before though, tried to emulate 4 but gave up after like an hour

>>37755890
im surprised more people here don't play persona, it's basically 'having friends; the game'

>>37755903
>should I put my running shoes on just incase I fancy a jog

yeah, sure thing. running shoes are comfy anywau

>>37755828

It was pretty good, over a decade of wanking meant I lasted pretty long the first time. She went for a second time that ended with her jerking me off for like 10 minutes and my leg twitching because it was so sensitive but I was too shy to say anything, I didn't cum.

Now we only go for the first time and spend the rest chilling out which is just as good for me as the rest of my life is an emotionless void and its nice to be with someone, even if she's only there because I'm paying her.

https://youtu.be/B62P6Gm9jpE

>>37755887
>Girls Do Porn: Episode 452
just imagine...

>>37755903
>or hope he lurks here
Your brother not only knows about /britfeel/ but also knows you're Ebin? Mate, I would be too embarrassed to ever post...

>>37755927
How embarassing was the first time though? How badly did you fuck up and how did she react?

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Will popped collars ever come back lads?

Use to love sporting the popped polo at high school. (cos you know we were cool as fuck saan.)

>tfw work uniform no longer has collars so I can't pop them.

>>37755880

I have seen other girls but it's just reliable and convenient to stick to the girl I know, as there is that comfortable relationship between us and I'm socially retarded with people I don't know.

Plus I know she's good looking, I'm a face guy and 99% of girls blur their faces in pictures so it's a crap shoot until you open the door and by then it's too late.

>>37755971
MY WITCHFU IS PURE

>>37755972
I don't think he does, but hes in the prime demographic for coming to r9k in general, into anime, ironic gay steam flirting, video games - all that shit, I wouldn't be surprised if he found himself here somehow. I don't have any reason to suspect he knows though, I don't interact with him at all really

>>37755903
>might ask mum to ask him or hope he lurks here
How far gone are you bro?

Lads can I set up a paypal without a bank account if I just want to recieve money?

>>37756027
yeah, and paypal can mail a cheque to you

>>37755263
Ahaha I know what you mean, have you got ideas of names or is that much too early?

>>37756069
>paypal can mail a cheque to you
Cant I just used the account as ago between? Like recieve it and then send it to another paypal?

>>37755974

I told her I was a virgin, and she said she wouldn't have known if I hadn't told her. It's pretty self explanatory, the willy goes in the hole. She did look pretty bored wanking me off though.

It's their job to be nice to you, so it'll only be as awkward as you make it. I'm incredibly quiet and shy but she is the exact opposite and it helps that she tries to make conversation. After 5 months though I'm a lot more at ease with her.

Maybe I just got lucky when I picked her out of the hundreds of faceless women willing to have sex with me for money. The other girls I've seen haven't been as outgoing but only one was a bit awkward.

>>37756069
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not desu

>>37756018
haha fucking hell.

Ebin are you ok m8?

fuck lads, i want a shower but im sick and can barely stand up

>>37756099
They would love that shit yeah. They gain interest on everything they have whilst in their account. So yes.

Any of you lads drink Stella exclusively?

Had my second history exam today on the Stuarts. Was a very flustery morning because I meant to stay up all night and prepare but I fell asleep. Was trying to cram it so fast on the bus. Think it went alright desu. Very pleased it's the weekend, all these exams are exhausting

is there anything worth living for? a passion, a person, anything?

>>37756116
well its the only way to get it out your account if you dont have a bank lad

>>37756294
There isn't, no. But there's nothing really to die for either, so here we sit in limbo

>>37756294
haha of course not mate

>>37756137
Eh? You what?

>>37756294
Life for me has become about being as comfy as possible until I die. I'm not really enjoying this experience at all desu. I didn't ask to be born and had I known what was in store for me and had the choice I wouldn't have agreed to it.
I'm just kind waiting around until death. Shouldn't take too long either. Life goes so quickly.

>>37756137
I'm outside and my heart is racing, I'm also shaking. Fucking two scary dogs off their lead looking at me and growling then the owner comes laughs and says alright mate and I had to mumble yes but I wasn't

anyone watching this tonight:
twitch,tv/h3h3productions

>>37756362
Fucking dog owners, why can't they put their mutts on a lead?

>>37756376
nah greekgod m8

>>37756395
greekgod??

>>37756376
whats h3h3?

>>37756392
dogs are well known for eating TRASH they find in the street

>>37756376
nah, the fact he has a wife makes me feel too much like shit

>>37756413
Something the kids are raving about these days.

>>37756362
You know I've never actually had a bad experience with any dog, even if it's going fucking saliva drooling from it's mouth charging at me. I just stay calm because dogs are dogs.

I've had loads of dogs charge at me as though they're going to kill me, but I've always rubbed it off and just stroked em etc.

Sister's all excited about watching a film about a schizophrenic guy with bipolar. As if a roastie like her would be able to relate at all.

I just really hate women Tbh

>>37756409
twitch.tv slash greekgodx

>>37756362
iktf, my chihuahua puppy bit my nose today when I was playing with her.

>>37756459
what film is this and is it on the television?

>>37756466
chihuahuas are shit dogs, congrats on making your life hell

when is 4chan going to sort out the up dog shit?

>>37756459
obviously she won't relate, she's just excited about being able to laugh at him like a fucking zoo animal

>>37756451
Wow chad, you're so cool and good with animals! Not like that disgusting loser Ebin! How dare he be afraid of two big dogs growling at him not on a leash! Ugh, I just, like, can't even

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Who /betaeyes/ here?

>>37756498
what is this 'the up dog shit' that you speak of anon?

How would you anons rate your faces 0-10?

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So how was your life lads? Where did it all go wrong?

Age 10: Playing football for the under 12s, decent wee striker. Parents took an interest in my life and my brother was actually as soundy.

Age 13: In high school, stopped playing football because all my mates either went onto Rugby or just started hanging about the streets. Made mates with the bmxers and started riding bmx.
My brother went full metal head and didn't like that I was 'chavvy' and liked football. Depsite the fact we had a shit tonne in common like we both enjoyed indie rock and pop-punk.

Age 16: Hanging out with dirties from the skate park, started drinking in a mates shed, necking said wee dirties. Getting into motor bikes and cars. Brother is 18 and transformed from metalhead too full blown normie 'max power magazine LAD'. Shagging birds like fuck. We get on pretty well and he even takes me out for drinks.

>not pictured
Age 17-21 get mad for it on eccies with mates, drop bmxing, have no real interests outside of music and getting mad for it on the weekends. Discover 4 chan thanks to a lad a community college when I was 17. (circa 2005)

>age 22-26 get my shit together, go to uni, get a degree, stop the drugs, meet the bird, start being a happier person all around. Brother is okay but we don't really speak much. Parents don't care about me, too focused on my brother and his problems (he got a bird preggers and had issues getting access.)

Now, aged 29. Dead end job, failed relationship and posting on 4chan constantly.

How did I lose it lad, I just can't figure it out.

>>37756512
not much you?

ori ori

>>37756498
On wednesday lad

>>37756525
>high school
>community college
Papers please, Mr Yank

>>37756582
Do we not call it high school over here? Some people say secondary school but that's usually too formal

REEEEE LOAD PROPERLY YOU PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS MY ONLY COMMUNICATION ITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD

>>37756582
>high school
>yank term.
Lad, secondary school is for ponces.
Here in Scotland we call it high school.
Also, what do you call primary, 'first school'?
Fuck off cunt.

>>37756525
i think there is something you're not telling us. you went from getting your shit together and now being unhappy in a dead end job, and this was in the space of 3 years.

>>37756599
I thought you might be Scottish but then you said community college and that proved it. 'Secondary school' is not formal at all, that's what everyone calls it. Papers, burger

>>37756520
Probably a low/medium 4.

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>mummy's away out having drinks with her friends
>she won't be back until about midnight
What do lads

>>37756639
I am Scottish but I'm not that guy. I was just curious m8. Community college is suspicious though

>>37756622
Except he also said 'community college'. Scots aren't human Tbh

>>37756582
I'm from the North and my "secondary school" had "High School" in its name

>>37756622
its the fuckners in south lad, bunch of posh twats they are. us northerners have always been the warriors of england.

>>37756654

Try on her tights lad

>>37756654
are you gonna get really scared if she's not back by midnight on the dot

>>37756525
probably the very beginning where I got hooked on games when I got my Sega Megadrive and Sonic and then the internet really drew me in. Girls have never been in the picture and as a consequence, I can't really interact with them

>>37756641
Any flaws in particular that stick out?

>>37756668
Again, completely ignoring the fact he also said community college

>defending an illegal Yank immigrant who refuses to show his papers
Lad.

Fuck it lads my go for some booze and a kebab

>>37756628
I've no idea lad. Everything just went to shit. When one thing falls apart, everything does.
>>37756639
I said community college because been americanised lad. Fine then, I went to college, happy lad.

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>>37756712
How about the fact I get ads for JD lad?? That's gotta prove something right?

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>>37756680
Yes
She doesn't answer her phone too much, and I have terrible anxiety so whenever someone doesn't come back almost exactly on time I fear they're lying dead in a ditch somewhere
It's killing me inside

Just ate two Mars ice creams, best day ever.

>>37756716
maybe its the combination of the girl breaking up with and working a shite job. i have had a few tumbles in my life because of women. when women get their heart broken, they can meet another fella with in seconds. we have to build ourselves up first because women wont bother with us if we're desperate.

>>37756520
I actually think my face is alright, 5 or 6 out of 10. It's when I open my mouth that it all goes to shit. I have a full on lisp so I'm fucked from the very outset, no matter what I say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGK1dr-Ql0w

quite enjoying this lads

>>37756639
my college or "upper school" as we call it here is bratford was actually called "X community college"

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>>37756525
>comfy, middle class upbringing
>loving parents
>bullied heavliy from year 4, mainly for skin conditions
>heavlily socially stunted
>still have a close group of nerdy friends
>secondary school is shit, spend the entirety of it getting bullied physically and verbally again
>still have that group of friends, stand on the edge of conversations at break
>go off to college with them
>fail first year
>move to different college on my own and spend two years rotting on my own
>after my first year at my new college, they all go to uni and forget about me
>watch everybody I've ever known grow up, date, become attractive and develop a personality
>finaly get grades good enough to get into a russel group uni
>fall out with my flat in freshers week, homophobia and my social anxiety leave me to become a shut in
>have huge panick attacks when I talk to people, can't hold a conversation
>spend all of my first year alone, my only socialisation is a 10 minute skype call home every sunday to my dissapointed parents
>23 hours a day inside my room, hikikomori piles everywhere
>depressed and suicidal for 9 months straight
>balding at 19
>manlet
I have every chance in life and still fucked up. I finish my last year one exam on Wednesday. No passion in life, no friends or community, no gf.

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>>37756696
Hate my fucking nose

>>37756520
7 on a good day. get told i am good looking.

>>37756812
Is this actually you or are you memeing?

>>37756654
Get drunk and ask her to suck you off when she gets back, lad.

>>37756834
That's me, why

>>37756772
Yeah and mine was an 'academy'. Except I don't go around telling people I went to an academy, I just use the English term: a sixth form college.

>yanks on full damage control

>>37756795
>Homophobia made me a shut in
>tfw no gf
Wut

>>37756812
did you get called a jew at school?

>>37756520
I'm the opposite of a chinlet and don't look that horrendous but I've got really faint forehead lines, dark circles and still get zits every other week. So like a 4.

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>>37756812
You look like an average Jewish guy desu

>>37756870
No I got called Bert Raccoon

>>37756858
He's the homophobe ya dunce.

I'm so low energy its unreal

Girl friend of mine points out her erect nipples from the cold wind and I just "hmmm" about it.

Drunken brother says he knows nothing about me, I told him to leave me alone I don't want his interest in my life its not fascinating in any way.

I just sleep and work, I don't even use the money its in a savings account, I feel I'm unworthy to every single woman on the planet. The thought that a stranger might take a sexual interest in me is so foreign I can barely conceptualize it.

It feels like I'm dead but conscious at the same time, life is such a blur of simply existing. I feel close to crying and I feel it would be cathartic but I can't bring myself to it.

>>37756858
people think I'm gay because I act a bit camp, wear pink/ purple sometimes and am short. It makes women see you as a sub human. Stacey: "I mean, anon must be gay, right?" "Just try it, you might like it?" - quotes from fresher's week

>>37756812
>full head of hair at 30+

fuck off. You have no problems m8.

>>37756893
Nope, see >>37756897

Ya bigger dunce

>>37756795
>he's a meanie homophobe
Lost my sympathy lad. I mean, I don't even see how you could lose friends over this unless you bring it up for no reason and bang on about fags. Unless your flat mates were really faggy and obnoxious about it, then I guess it's understandable

>>37756890
that's a pretty niche insult. im 34 and had to look that up.

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>>37756812
very original hmmm

>>37756897
My family, and my friends think I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend. I've literally never had a girlfriend or boyfriend though I've had a one night stand before with some fat girl, and she came on her period during.

>>37756897
How short? If people say you look gay you probably are

tfw no abandon island paradise to live on

>>37756949
>How short? If people say you look gay you probably are
fuck you I want to kill myself

>>37756914
Anon worded it badly, I also thought he meant he was the homophobe >>37756921

>>37756923
31 here. You remember the Raccoons though? I remember it was Raccoons and Gummi Bears at the time.

>>37756376
fuck waiting around for an hour just to see that weird crusty wanker they keep plugging

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>>37756520
other people rate me highly but I don't see it, probably a 5

had to take a detour on my walking route lads, fucking school prom or something spilling out from a hotel on to the street, normie cunts ruining my route
aside from this experience >>37756362, it didn't go too badly, only a consistent feeling someone is coming behind me to get me. Wasn't bad enough that it made me run home in fear like this morning however, I completed the route I had planned with only minor hiccups.

now i'm all sweaty haha

>>37756962
I remember the cartoon now I googled it, but could recall who it was on hearing the insult.

>>37756812
You look like Ian from Smosh

>>37756907
I still don't get how people lose hair before/at 30? Crazy genetics.

>>37756959
I thought he might've been the homophobe too but I guessed since he has social anxiety he really doesn't have the power to humiliate other people

>>37756979
I meant couldn't.

fuck

>>37756294

Drinking, jerking off & memes.

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Someone from zeemaps contacted me


Jesus fucking chirst bois what do i do?

>>37756998

I started balding at 25 anon. It's only a problem if you try to hang on to it instead of shaving.

hope tildeanon is doing well tbqh lads

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>>37756958
Well how short are you? You've never had gay thoughts?

>>37756990
Apparently I look like Louis Theroux lately somehow by friends.

>>37757019
well you must have left contact info on the map. what were you expecting.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

which one were you? we can all contact you

>>37756812
You look like Ian Somerhalder

>>37757035
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/louis-theroux-left-distressed-over-6418387

found you lad

>>37757028
To be fair, I'd rather bald than go grey. All my mates are blonde/light haired so they won't grey for a while, and I feel like I'm 10 years older than them now.

>>37757031
if I cut an artery in my wrist it will seal before I bleed out, won't it? where do I find a rope? I learned the right knot

>>37756998
stop it you're upsetting me.

If you want the honest answer here is what accelerated/caused by balding

>Extreme stress and anxiety
>An antidepressant accelerated it (tonnes of people online attest to this).
>I was going to lose my hair anyway at a later age, but the two points above massively accelerated it

I hate my life.

>>37756896
Living this. Every word of it.

>>37757060
Hang on, I'll see if I can reproduce it.

>>37757075

Yeah I went grey at 18 so I didn't really miss the hair lel

>>37757085
My 55 year old father has all of his jet black hair. I'm praying that I've been blessed with such genetics

>>37757060
That guy looks way more like John Darnielle than Louis Theroux.

>>37756958
I gave into it because I could talk to guys easier and being held by a guy is really nice

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>>37757081
You're a midget aren't you

>>37757030
>t. Fatilde desperate for attention

>>37757126
this desu, although I'm 5'11"

>>37757081
how short are you? i know sort people never get mistaken for being guy. its probably more your feminine tendencies

>>37757132
yea tbqwwqh

>>37757164
I'm guessing 5ft 5

>>37757163
5'9/ 5'10, my posture is really bad, though. It's probably more the way I dress and mannerisms. I make hand movements and curl up into a ball quite a lot.

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Who in the pub tonight then?

>>37757153
Mine calls me cute names and squeezes me
It's quite freeing being with a guy, my heart flutters and I get to be soft and sensitive and the receptive partner

>>37757192
NORMIES OUT THIS THREAD IS FOR CRYING AND BULLYING WAIFU POSTERS

>>37757187
Fuck I'm 5ft 10. I wish I were taller but it's not that bad. If you have a decent skull/face you can do fine. I'm bisexual anyway

>>37757192

Not tonight lad, I'm at a wedding tomorrow.

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>>37757060
Weird Weekends.. New Season.

>>37757216
I'm sure you could sneak in a pint and be fine for the wedding

>>37757213
I may aswell be pansexual, I can't fuck someone if every conversation I have feels like there is a gun to my head

>>37757245
Britain is a manlet country anyway. If you were in Scandinavia I'd understand the suicidal intentions.

Who else here bored of all the shit about the tower block fire on the tv atm. Its just all the same shit and the people are starting to protest bc they are being given media attention.

>>37757243

Oh I could yeah but all my mates are saving themselves for tomorrow so I'd be alone. It's going to be L I T

Does anyone stream on twitch? I wanna watch something.

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>>37757192
I have beta hands

>>37757261
it's not the worst of my problems, more of a brick in the wall. I was mostly joking to the other guy

>>37757197
Cute, tell me more. I used to be disgusted by the idea of doing anything with another male but I've become more receptive to it

who wants to be my 50th sub?

https://youtu.be/H6BoXO0uXZg

>>37757187
>5'9/ 5'10,

... are you sort lad? that is average height. it is definitely your mannerisms. why would you even think it is your height. you listen to way too many memes.

>>37754955
>All these websites adopting this gay "disable adblock to continue" shit

I don't disable it fuckheads, I just close the tab

>>37757301
>why would you even think it is your height
metal illness mainly

>>37757192
I popped in to my local spot while I was waiting for my mate to get out of work there and the prices were too high and it felt too upmarket for me

i think i am starting to realise that half of the people in brit feel have problems because they take memes to be reality.

>>37757275
It's your face that makes you look gay. When Chad wears pink women think of him as being comfortable with his masculinity. When a robot does it she thinks he's a fag. Is your face small? Big lips? Big eyes?

>>37757276
You ease Into it, I used to be a nasty homophobe when I was a edgy teen, but my first sexual experience was with a guy

It's very nice to be held by someone with masculine body and frame, they can just envelop you the scent of another guy is quite nice actually

>>37757322

>tfw I have a bright fluorescent pink shirt

love that tshirt.

>>37757319
was it ebin's meltdown last night?

>>37757322
very masculine face. Large jaw, small eyes, defined features, beard. my brother calls me cave man

>>37757335
>but my first sexual experience was with a guy
How did that come about? I'm not asking for an erotic story, just what made you change. As a teen did you know you were gay and used homophobia as a coping mechanism?

>>37757350
shit i missed ebin's melt down?

>>37757350
that is part of it, and also sophie lad believing the whole manlet meme. obviously its their social anxiety but them believing the memes makes them feel even less confident and more anxious.

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>>37757273
I photoshopped very poorly my hand on yours. I'm there for you bro.

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>>37757379
Maybe there's something off about you. Homosexuals actually tend to be perceived as looking more masculine than average.

>>37756843
No reason, you're just a braver man than i

>>37757400
>omosexuals actually tend to be perceived as looking more masculine than average
citation needed

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>>37757398
Looks like you're raping him lol

Daily reminder that it's not too late for robots. Surgery can save you if you have a decent base and you know what you're doing

>>37757419
Is left the better one? I can't understand this image.

>>37757400
he probably just has one of them very camp voices, skinny, wears feminine clothes like skinny jeans, and has the mannerisms of a girl

My mums absolutely pissing herself with laughter.

Whats on the telly tonight?

>>37757447
shh, you're meant to be taking the piss. sophiefriend a cunt

>>37757030
hope he's purged his soul out to be honest

>>37757416
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2494164/Could-face-shape-betray-gay-straight.html

I read it somewhere else first but the daily mail is referencing the same study. I think it has something to do with gays having higher DHT levels than heterosexual men

>>37757458
tell her to shut the fuck up. i wont have any laughing while im not about

>>37757458
pictures of you m8

>>37757439
An ugly bastard gets surgery and becomes handsome.

>tfw no twink bf to string a long and pretend like i want a serious relationship with

>>37757485

fuckin heck

>>37757460
i dont derive any pleasure from making fun of the weak.

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>>37757398
Oh :0

>>37757419
>tfw short hair and still analyses me as feminine

Eep

>>37757447
It's all in the face. He seems conscious not to be viewed as a homo so why would he wear faggy clothes

>>37757387
here you are lad

he's very judgmental

>>37738302

I was just venting my feels, fuck you all

britfeel up for something then, movie night or playing a game etc? I'm feeling pretty down right now man.

>>37757541
that isnt it at all. stop manipulating him with bull shit.

>>37757400
From personal experience I have to disagree. I can tell someone's gay just from their facial structure. Normally high cheekbones and big eyes give it away. Anyone else notice this?

>>37757580
whats that game we play where we make up the caption?

lets do that.

OH SHIT.

accidently visited a facebook late lastnight.
they somehow know I visited them.
they just send me a message asking me who I am.

how the fuck did they know?

>>37757581
I want to be a girl lol

What's the most intense/potent anti-depressant out there? I've tried Citalopram, Fluoxatine, and Sertraline, none of them are helping I dunno what to do next, got a GP appointment on Monday and I dunno what I'm gonna say to them, because nothing is working.

>>37757599
Stream-wise? I wasn't there for that, was it Jackbox or something similar?

>>37757596
Big eyes, small/modest jaw/chin, lightbulb shaped skull, plump lips, leather like skin etc etc

HEY Kidlington Anon!

I drove through your town earlier, gonna find out where you live and give your house a rite good twatting

Only joking lad, hope you are having a nice time

>>37757638
fuck you I was gonna post that song.

>>37757599
use your words? On steam?

Get in here lads. It's Friday night fun time.

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1307

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>>37757596
>have these
>like dick

wtf

>>37757596
Like a wood elf right?

>>37757681
nah its okay....

>>37757600
turns out I accidently send friend request... doh.

>>37757596
By high cheekbones do you mean prominent cheekbones because I have high ones but they're not prominent. I'm considering a load of surgeries anyway

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>just ate a load of crisps so my walk was a waste of time

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>>37757847
at least you eat, I've eaten nothing today but a burger. which doesn't help when you've been drinking

>>37757847
ebin join that game group, we want to talk to you

>>37757870
Nigga, I've drank a litre of vodka already, the only thing I've had to eat is a chip butty splash with curry.

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>>37757880
>we want to talk to you

what game group, anon?

>>37757847

What does this image depict? Is she embarrassed about eating so many oranges? Is she trying to crush it in her hand?

>>37757929
i'm a lightweight though

how many units you lads on so far?
about 16 here atm i think

>>37757933
>>37757668

see there. prove you are who you say you are too

>>37757974
I've had three ciders and I'm wankered. Maybe I am a faggot.

>>37757998
bit weak
but as long as you like it who cares lad

>>37757959
Need to drink everyday, even if it's just a little. Body adapts, you can become a beast like me and die at Age 50

>>37757974

I've had 1 bottle of spitfire and just under half a bottle of rose.

>>37757998
>>37758007
I get really gay and cuddly when I'm drunk

>>37758049
look, one of us has to hang

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40298473

Is something "big" going to happen or will this all get swept away?

>>37758066
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40298473
>he belives capitalism leaves room for revolution
they will be pacified, there is no hope

mate


originalio

Destroy the middle, it's a waste of time
From the perfect start to the finish line

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>>37758066
The fire (quite literally) rises.

>>37758066
They should just have a concert and #lovenothate

Let's all meet up in the year 2000
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown

>>37758066
>homeless need help now

yea not like the other homeless need help, just the ethnic ones

I used to be such an outgoing child. What went wrong? Fuck I wish I could be a boy again

>>37758158
i've only gone backward since the age of three

>>37758169
you were liked because your kin accepted you the way you were and didn't judge?
so you felt no pressure just to be yourself and therefore happy and confident.

me and my therapist have been all through this

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>you're waifu
>you're favourite artist
For me, it's Keith Haring.

>>37758169
for me it was spending my adolescence inside playing video games

>>37758204
No I was judged by my peers and I've had anxieties my entire life. I think I'm just disillusioned with life whereas a boy is curious and everything is new to him

>>37758208
>sophie turner
>for me, it's the lense of a paparazzi camera
NOT EVEN A REAL WAIFU POSTER

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>just made a cheese toastie
>it was okay
>putting the cheese back in the fridge
>noticed we had tomatoes too
maybe next time

we are now playing board game online lads.

Trust me you do not want to miss this. It's even got a jukebox that you take turns on picking youtube videos.

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mzmA&k=smB

will start when we get enough players.

>>37758269
It's like step down from discord faggotry. Stop trying to have fun.

>>37758216
My parents crushed my attempts to gain indepdence. They kept me indoors because my older brother used to cause troubles and get into fights. I remember being afraid to go out when my friends asked me to come out

just occurred to me I could buy an xbone or a switch if I wanted

Might try taping the alladin bed cover to the roof again to cover a small section of my room

never listened to paramore before but unironically like their new album

>>37758169
I was always quiet and introverted

>>37756520
4,5. 5 on a very good day

>>37758290
of those two get a switch
if you want xbone games, build a good pc instead

>>37758304
>new lorde, wolf allice, young thug, royal blood, everything everything, SZA
>listens to that hoe

Can't believe I though ebin was a decent lad. After reading his rant I've gone right off him. From this point onwards ebin will no longer be receiving (yous) from me.

>>37758347
sorry, never heard of half of that coon shit

>>37758304
it doesn't sound like paramore anymore, it doesn't even feel like the self titled album which was a step away from their old work

>>37758335
bit soured on PC
nothing good coming in the near future
my rig is alright, can play anything at 1440p but counter strike gets old
played BotW on the wiiU to death as well, and that's the biggest switch seller

dunno.
just dunno

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>>37758348
I didn't even type anything bad, are people memeing? I thought what I wrote was almost general consensus or at least widely accepted

went and played bloodborne over at my m8's who just got a ps4 desu

pretty alright game desu, dunno if I'd want to get a ps4 for it myself though, only played until I beat the cleric beast then had a cheeky go at gascoigne so maybe it gets significantly better

>>37758380
>played BotW on the wiiU to death as well, and that's the biggest switch seller
wait a bit then lad, will hopefully get more games in the next year

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>>37758347
>everything you mentioned that wasn't thugger

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Just took off my sock for the first time in a month haha lads