Stories about fucking up a job interview? Help me feel better

>>37754535
I guess I fucked one up about a week ago. It was actually 2 in a row that ended up lasting for an hour but I haven't heard from them since. They can sense the social ineptitude radiating off me.

>>37754535
>Have a job interview at 4 pm for bartending.
>Perfect shave, great suit. Im looking good
>I show up am really relaxed and confident
>Have a great interview
>Get hired become friends with manager
>Still working there to this day

>>37754535
I fucked up the first few I did. I haven't done any since.

>>37754535
There was one time where I went to a job interview with a fairly large, desirable company which went well until I forgot about something I put on my resume. Just had a total brain fart. Needless to say I blew it.

Another time I had an alpha autistic moment at a ~40 employee company. My marks in university were sort of all over the place; about an equal mixture of 90s and 60s. Mostly because I didn't find some of the courses were taught in a really engaging way and they did not pique my interest. The interviewer asled me why some of my marks were so bad and I explained why. She sarcastically replied "yeah, I'm sure that's it." In a moment that I am still not sure is alpha or weaponized autism, I responded "look, you asked the question. I answered. If you had some other answer made up in your head then why did you even call me in and make me waste half my fucking day to be here? Do you even think you're a desirable company to begin with?" Needless to say, the room went silent for a good 5 to 10 awkward seconds.

None of it matters since I have a pretty decent job now and can work at home 3 days a week.