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>walking dog in the morning
>drizzling a little
>put him in some fenced off grass
>spot condom on the ground
>dog finishes shitting
>go home
>lying in bed
>super horny
>can't stop thinking about condom
>get dressed at 2am and head back to grass
>wearing black jacket and shades so I can't be recognized
>hard to see in the dark
>start fumbling on the floor for the condom
>hands and condom are wet
>feel tap on my shoulder
>"What'd you drop?"
>spin around
>creepy homeless guy
>mfw
>shove him with all my might
>sprint back home
>lock doors and turn on light
>go into the bathroom
>realize my hands are full of shit and piss
>throw up a little in toilet
>wash out condom and clean my hands with soap
>put on condom
>fuck my pillow while watching MILF pov porn
>3 months later
>forget about condom
>have annual checkup
>nurse asks if I'm sexually active
>lie so she doesn't know I'm a virgin
>they give me an HIV test
>she says she's sorry and has bad news
>mfw I'm HIV positive
Take my advice and buy new condoms even if it's embarrassing. My entire family knows I'm a virgin, how am I supposed to explain this? Should I just kill myself /r9k/?If you saw this on /v/ it's because I just accidentally posted it there
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>>37753920
Youre a fucking dumbass
At least you get to die early though
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I am really sorry for you OP, I truly am.
>the world if your oyster
when will people realise it's useless to be ashamed ? go fuck low tier sluts (but with condoms you wouldnt want syphillis)
>but muh perfect aryan virgin fembot
they don't exist or they don't want you, money and balls is all you've got now.
godspeed
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>>37753920
thats pretty swell
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>>37753920
why the fuck would you do this?
i mean i understand weird fetishes but you must have seen this coming at some point
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>>37753920
no fucking way that happend. only real retards, like legitmate bang your head against a wall and drool retard would do what you said you did. and those...creatures are too retarded to even comprehend what was going on around them, so that's litterally impossible. fuck your story dude, what is the point? kill yourself
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>>37754244
Thanks for the words anon
>>37754315
>>37754332
I was having a very severe manic episode and I guess I thought something like this could never happen to me
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You stupid fucking idiot.Why just fucking why.
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If this is true, which it probably isn't, why the fuck did you push over a homeless person who was just trying to help you?
Why do you think someone was using a condom? Maybe because they are diseased?
You deserve aids for being such a terrible person.
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so when's the funeral desu
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You did it to youself senpai
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I'm an ex heroin user and I look at you the same way that I look at people who reuse dirty needles they find on the floor.
With confusion and disgust.
Anyway cool story man, you should apologise to that homeless guy, maybe it's bad karma
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Do not do this. this is for educational purposes only I am not responsible for your actions.
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>>37753920
the thread isn't on /v/ u fucking liar
and here i was hopping to see a robot getting
roasted on another board in proxy of me
if that makes sense
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>>37753920
Man I dont even know what to say I mean you literally could have went to a Walgreens and bought the cheapest pack of condoms if you wanted to fuck with them.
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>>37754402
>>37754436
I don't know why I did it he just scared the fuck out of me. I didn't push him that hard though, he was a pretty big guy who just stumbled back a step or two.
>>37754450
It got deleted pretty early
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>>37753920
3/10 obvious bait, made me chuckle though.
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>>37754450
Man your incest is not welcome. Bit off topic but do you remember those old threads on b where it said if the thread can count to 10 they'll post her masturbaition video, the text was overlaid on a picture of a 30 yo woman in a short black dress sat outside on a bench or something, your picture reminded me of that. It used to be posted like every day.
It's kinda annoying me >>37754450
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>>37753920
God you're certainly stupid. They've never taught you that in school?
Just tell them that you fucked a crackwhore. They'll pity you but not as telling them the truth
I feel sorry for u btw
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>>37753920
>HIV positive
suicide
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