>job interview in 30 minutes

For what job?

Origimal.

>>37753935
overnight stocker at wal-mart

Are you me OP?
Well, actually I'm leaving for one in an hour. Ironing my pants right now.

It's for a cozy used book/music store.
Any interview tips?

>>37753909
femenon here
it's cool dude. I just had an interview. just be cool and confident. if you're not confident, well than you're not ready for work

>>37753957
I hope you get it Anon. I applied for overnight stocker at a grocery store and they told me I couldn't since I have no job experience. Now I'm going to be a car pusher ;_;

>>37753967
Ok here's what you do

>arrive at interview
>approach boss
>roll for seduction
>natural 20
>fuck your bosses tight asshole
>?????
>win job interview
This technique worked for me when I applied to work at my dad's business

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>>37753909
had my first ever job interview last week, pooed myself, but somehow got the job.

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>get woken up this morning by call for interview
>can you come in this afternoon, or Tuesday?
>kinda far away
>no car
>say Tuesday
I think I already done goofed.

>>37754131
It gives you more time to prepare. make the most of it if you actually want the job.

>>37754052
>arrive at interview
>roll for charisma
>1
>minus 3 charisma cause of inherent ugliness
>interviewer is a woman so she screams rape cause charisma<1
>have to roll for evasion to escape police
>roll 5
>minus 3 evasion cause I'm fat
>get sent to a 90% black prison
>roll strength to survive getting beaten up
>roll 3
>minus 3 strength cause I'm fat
>die

>>37754242
how could you write this if your died. Your fucking shite

>>37754729
it's just a game
I just rolled for a new char and now I'm an average looking trustfund baby struggling with internet trolls hurting my feelings and my oneitis Stacey breaking up with me since she found a richer better looking enabler

>>37754054
You fucking what what?

>>37754242
>>get sent to a 90% black prison
>any prison