Hey fembots, would these be odd?

>>37753462
I don't want my voice getting mocked thanks.

>>A guy kissed and licked your thighs during sex without using it as foreplay before going down on you?
Hot.
>>A guy to licked/kissed your back and/or waist?
Also hot.
>>A guy casually smelled your hair if you were in a relationship?
I would smell him all the time too.
>>A guy ate your ass
Would rather eat his but I'm okay with this.
>>A guy wanted his ears eaten out
Weird. Isn't this like a wet willy?
>>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss his waist and back
Would want to do this anyway if he didn't mind.
>>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss him all over
Also would want to do this anyway.
>>A guy wanted you to lick him across the mouth or under his chin
Under the chin is a little bit weird but I'd do it.

>A guy kissed and licked your thighs during sex without using it as foreplay before going down on you?
ok

>A guy to licked/kissed your back and/or waist?
no

>A guy casually smelled your hair if you were in a relationship?
no

>A guy ate your ass
no

>A guy wanted his ears eaten out
yes yummy delicious together with cooked potato and mushroom sauce

>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss his waist and back
hot

>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss him all over
hot

>A guy wanted you to lick him across the mouth or under his chin
hot

>>37753545
>Would rather eat his but I'm okay with this.
Do this to me pls.

>>37753545
>Weird. Isn't this like a wet willy?

Listen to this and imagine it then you'd understand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSX0Rry0HSU

>>37753646

Odd how you want to do the things to him, but not have him do the things to you.

>>37753646
>>37753545
b mah waifu
so i can live a happy laifu
:(

not posting my voice in case someone i know browses but

>A guy kissed and licked your thighs during sex without using it as foreplay before going down on you?
tongues don't belong on genitals, no
>A guy to licked/kissed your back and/or waist?
ok
>A guy casually smelled your hair if you were in a relationship?
ok
>A guy ate your ass
disgusting, no
>A guy wanted his ears eaten out
disgusting, no
>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss his waist and back
ok
>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss him all over
anywhere but an orifice/genitalia is fine
>A guy wanted you to lick him across the mouth or under his chin
ok

>>37753462
>being this unironically pathetic
Neck yourself.
>>37753545
>>37753646
>>37755155
You're more retarded than the autist that made this /soc/ tier garbage.

>>37755155
will u b my waifu so i can live a happy laifu?

>>37755197
disgusting, no

>>37755468
I sincerely thank you for responding, may I offer my service even after your rejection?
You may mold me to your desire, I shall do my best to furfill your every wish my darling.

>>37753462
>A guy kissed and licked your thighs during sex without using it as foreplay before going down on you?
Not weird unless you do that for more than several minutes.
>A guy to licked/kissed your back and/or waist?
Normal
>A guy casually smelled your hair if you were in a relationship?
Fine on occasion. Weird multiple times a day.
>A guy ate your ass
Personally not into it but not weird.
>A guy wanted his ears eaten out
Weird
>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss his waist and back
Normal
>A guy wanted you to lick/kiss him all over
Not weird but not that common
>A guy wanted you to lick him across the mouth or under his chin
Normal

>>37755752
will you be my waifu for laifu???

>>37755587
>furfill

yiff in hell

>>37755833
I apoligize for my incompetence.
I shall accept my punishment.