fembot feels

Fembot here. I'm a femanon and jyst want to say that I am female. I am a female robot. There are many girls on this board. Everyone who say he is female is a female. Everyone know this. Men and female meet here every single day. Many becoma couples. I myself is a qt virgin who loves loosers. Form a line..

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*plays Stan by Eminem*

>>37752899
>be fembot
>get with robot bf
>he only has a 6" dick and not a 9" one like the chad i used to fuck on the side
>robot bf only wants to cuddle and be with me instead of buying me things
>cheat on him with a black guy
>tell him
>he says he doesnt want to talk and stops responding to me

What gives? Why are robots such assholes?

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>>37752899
Accidentally cheated?

Did you stumble and tripped on some dick? I hear that's pretty common these days but don't worry I'm pretty sure kingcuck will go back with your degenerate self because that's also common.

>>37752899
>accidentally cheated
This is bait.

How do you accidentally cheat?

>>37753047
God damn you women....

>>37753046
I hope they fuck up your reputation, because you sound like a vile egotist.

>>37752899
How did that chad cock feel roastie? Were you happy in your 40 seconds of pleasure, ignorant to the fact that you cheated on someone who liked you? Cared for you? And now you sit here and wallow in your own self pity screaming "woe is me!, for if I had not made a conscious decision to be unfaithful I wouldn't be feeling so bad! Woe is me, pity me!" You selfish bitch. You have no fucking right to complain. Especially sinse you have the audacity to call your whoring an "accident". Take my advice and go back to your 1 night stand, and let him beat you to a pulp. That's all you deserve.

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reeEEEE EEE EEEEE EEEEE

Stop bumping this thread you stupid shits

>>37752899
explain yourself you fuckin roastie

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>more subconcious mindcontrol threads by CIA's PSYOPS

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>>37753189
You're a fembot as well
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GTFO MY BOARD YOU VAGINA MONSTER
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>37752899
>accidentally cheated
hahahahahahahahah
Holy shit how do you do that

>>37753236
that's not the fucking point, females have been here since forever but these fembots threads are really the most cancerous on r9k right now, even more pointless than trap threads

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>>37753417
Ok I like you
You have a free pass

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>>37752899
>Accidentally cheated
The only way that can even happen is
1) You tripped while roller skating naked and fell on a guy who was publicly masturbating
2) Your man has a twin and you are enormously retarded

Which one is it OP

>>37752899
Dubs confirm you're being honest

If you're really sorry for what you did, you have to let your BF know and offer up any sexual favor he desires. After he's satisfied, he may still leave you, but that's what you get for """accidentally""" being a whore

Fembot here, you've GOT to forgive yourself.

After I cheated on my manlet bf I beat myself up for days after, but then my girlfriend reminded me that women need to stand up for themselves, so I gave him a choice, Get over it, as a boy he has a world of advantages that I never had, and after a few weeks of moping around he seemed to finally pull himself together, he even lost a bit of weight In the end!

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>>37753215
i just got really drunk and it happened while I was out with some friends. it wasn't really my fault everyone there was drinking heavily.

fembob her

>be me, a girl
>find robot bf on /soc/
>talk for months
>move in togther
>he declares his undying love for me
>find him kinda weird and smelly but whatever
>have 3 kids
>lol.avi
>been fucking chad the whole dam time
>take the kids and leave
>he wont pay child support
>wont respon

wtf why are men such asshole

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>>37753557
>as a boy he has a world of advantages that I never had,
Yeah pissing while standing is the best privilege 'cuz women have nothing....
(I took the bait I should KMS)

>accidentally
\thread

>>37753145
>>37753145
Sorry but it was more like 40 minutes of pleasure.

When a woman is having a good orgasm like that she loses track of all else that is going on in the world.i simply forgot that he existed, I felt bad after though.

>Everyone was drinking heavily

I'm too stupid to take control of my own actions, and should feel sorry for me.
Your ex can do better than stick with a cum slut, or like one of the other commenters say he probably might forgive you because he's a cuck

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>>37753579
>really drunk
Consciously consuming a mind altering substance doesn't shift the blame elsewhere you fucking whore.

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>>37753549
>ask her to travel to Tijuana with me
>say we're going to have the best time of our life and I forgive her with every fiber of my being
>step out of the motel to deal some arrangement with mexibros
>We show up at the donkey show
>hey honey remember when you cheated on me with Tyrone and said that you would make it up for me?
>Walk in with a donkey standing in the middle of a bunch fat greasy Mexican guys
>w-what is this?
>you have to fuck him, I already made a deal with Pancho and if you dont do it he's going to kill us
>1hour later goes by
>she's exhausted on the floor
>hehe you h-happy hon? telling me with a forced smile and tears running down her cheeks
>yea honey I actually let these guys borrow you for the night
>wait wait nooo!!!
>leave Mexico and disappear forever....

CAN WE PLEEEEASE CONVINCE THE MODS TO BAN ALL THE ANONS WHO MAKE FEMBOTS THREAD

STOP REPLYING TO THESE THREADS

THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST

IF SOMEONE BREAKS THAT RULE THEN YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET A GF

THIS POST IS A CURSE

SO DON'T POST ANYMORE

S A G E

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>>37753652
>>37753650
how is it my fault this guy got me really drunk? It was with a couple of his friends so I thought it wouldn't be a big deal to get drunk around them. I literally was taken advantage of.

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>>37753729
you're a whore, or you're a larper

don't know which is worse desu

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>>37753729

>mfw this is what women actually believe
>mfw they all know this "i was drunk" trick
>mfw they use this trick as much as they can to avoid getting put a the slut category
>mfw doing that actually make them treacherous sluts
>mfw you cannot trust women ever

>>37753729
It could have been rape if you weren't able to consent. But my impression is that you did.

>>37753729
It's not your fault. Don't listen to the trolls.

>think they know how hard it is being a woman, constantly chased by Chad

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>>37752899
all the fags replying and not writing sage in options.

>>37752899
>accidentally
>cheated
sage

>>37752899
I'm not reading any of the other replies here.

>tfw got strong white version of snus and it finally hits after 10 minutes
waaaaow

>>37753837
I didn't consent, I had drank and had taken mdma, aka it's not my fault, I was not in a clear state of mind ao can't be held responsible for when men decide to sleep with me

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>>37752899
>accidentally cheated

this is one of the rare moments I'm proud I never had a gf

>>37753729
He did not get you drunk, you got hammered, likely made a bad choice because alcohol lowers inhibition and fucked some guy.

>>37752899
Hi Tia.

>>37753866
Being drunk is not an excuse, you still have a responisibility. I don't know the situation, but it's not cheating if you were raped.

>>37753047
I'll take false-flagging for 100

>>37753189
Easy, if females would stop making threads and post and instead just read they'd be gone. They want attention and thus make dumb threads!

bait. You can't be that retarded.

>>37752899
Fembot here, I almost caught feelings for a beta male who I let orbit me for money, then we cammed one time and he pulled out his penis and it was only about the girth of a pop can and barely scraping 7 inches, so I turned off my computer and ghosted him. I'll stick to chads from now on, at least they usually have big dicks.

>>37753905
so why don't you sage? why do you fuel them with attention?

>>37753958
Well, could be that streamer chick from Twitter, the one with all the drama. Then again she wouldn't be here. She was that retarded and then some more. Including missing work appointsment etc all of whom drew more attention to her actions.

>>37752899
>"accidentally"
Kys new friend nigger faggot

>>37753729
>How is it my fault I chose to ingest a substance
>How is it my fault I chose to go to a place there
>How is it my fault I lack self-control in all forms

Can't believe i took the bait but it has to be said. Unless the girl is literally black out drunk there's no excuse.

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>>37753866

>choose to drink and take drugs
>regret actions taken under their influence later

You are responsible in the same way that drunk drivers are responsible for any people they hurt or property they damage whilst driving under the influence.

>>37753981
Because right now, I have nothing better to do? It's friday 9 pm here. I have a cold so no going out. I am bored out of my mind.

>>37752973
>everyone who says he is female is female.
I keked out loud at work

>>37753715
Femanon here. Your yelling is upsetting my delicate emotions. pls stop =)

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>>37754121
fucking this, and underrated response

>>37752899
>accidentally cheated
either bait or entitled cunt either way GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEE

>>37753047

This happens a lot with 20 year old chicks

>>37752899

nice bait. accidentally cheated kek. I guess it could happen though women know how to cheat if nothing else

>>37753189

What in the fuck how many girls are there? This thread is supposed to be bait haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT THERE ARE NO GIRLS HERE THERE ARE NO GIRLS HERE

>>37752973
Are you, by chance, a fembot?

>>37752899
Accidentally??? Don't make me laugh
Femanon

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>>37757370
SHE WAS CLEARLY TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.

>>37753189
I heard something about fucking please continue

>>37753596
We're not all assholes did he turn on the charm at first then "change"

Just a cum slut who blames others for her mistakes nothing new move it along people

>>37753047
HAHA. Nice false flagging

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>unintentionally go on a date with chad even though i have a bf
>he grabs my tits
>accidentally moan yes
>inadvertently remove my shirt & bra
>trip and pussy lands right on his dick by mistake
>try to get up clumsily, only to slip and pound him
>accidentally make him cum inside
>tfw i did it again

>>37752899
Garbage bait, but also believable

I hate women

>>37752899
>accidentally cheated
how the fuck do you even pull that shit off