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>order meal at mcdonalds
>pay and sit down
>eat while watching my phone
>leave and go home
>feel hungry
Why?

>>37750520

Get her nudes.

>be me
>fucking alone
>Friday evening, when engaged couples go kissing around
>wear my best suit & tie
>go to restaurant
>tell waiter I'm alone
>order decent meal and a huge beer
>fiddle with tablet all the time
>enjoy people staring at me thinking I'm some High Rated Exec Ceo planning some Great Best Financial Idea on my fucking Microsoft tablet
>pay, tip, and leave
>mfw no gf to kiss byebye
>cry in the bed

>>37750845
McDonalds food is tasty but has shit "fill you up" value. On top of that its more fattening than regular food.

>>37751149
But it's like 1000 calories!

>>37751243
your body doesn't feel the calories count, but the actual things you ate.

this is why if you eat celery (calories needed to eat it are more than the calories it provides) you feel somewhat satiated

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>buy train ticket for 12 euros
>change falls out, i take it
>wait for ticket to get printed
>nothing happens
>decide fuck it
>go to different ticket machine
>pay 12 euros again
>get the ticket this time
later in the train
>ticket inspector arrives
>look for ticket in my pocket
>find two tickets there

literally why am i such a dumbass