>be me >21 y/o alpha male >chiseled abs >destroys

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>be me
>21 y/o alpha male
>chiseled abs
>destroys bitches on a daily basis
>doing evening jog
>spots hottest asian chick ever conceived
>assisfat.mp4
>start walking to future wife
>trips and faceplants in the middle of the street
>mask falls off
>fatass neckbeard head poking out of godly body
>ohshit
>she screams and starts running away
>no waifu escapes me
>rips off faulty disguise
>2000lbs of lard
>puts on fedora
>turns it to the side
>begin hauling ass at mach 5
>tackle waifu
>take her flattened body back to my crib
>mfw i destroyed some hot asian pussy