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>>37748275
I swished my dick in my female co-workers glass of water at work yesterday. It's not even an attraction thing it's that she's beneath me. I know these are supposed to be jokey but I doubt anyone can top that.

>>37748557
Oh i was being serious.no serving size is ever enough to make me satifyed with what i ate. It sucks.

Totally epic prank by the way. What will you do if you get caught?

>>37748731
I didn't get caught. I got away with it.

>>37748731
No idea what even drove me to do it. Maybe a small devilish Pepe sat on my shoulder whispering into my ear.

>>37749369
Well yes i understand that but what if you do it again and then get caught?

An associate of mine who I thought i was still a friend deleted me off Normiebook. It sent me in to such a fit of rage i reported his Bootleg merch store to Fox and sent a DMCA with his name, address and websites.

It's all been taken offline now. Fuck you Mike you hipster cunt. I hope you get sued to hell and back.

>>37749412
It's the thrill of trying not to get caught that gives me the rush.

>>37749543
Totes epic dude. =3

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>>37748275
>find a pregnant woman
>buy her a drink

>last expiry date of milk was yesterday
>drink it anyway

>>37749643
nice one anon
Origamio

>>37749613
One of the best parts was that it was a pint glass and I got all the way to the bottom and still had a bit of length left over.

>>37749790
Time stamp or you are a filthy liar.

>>37749818
Like I'm gonna post a picture of my dick. I'm not a deprived faggot like the rest if r9k. Well.....I might be depraved but I'm not a fag.

>>37750642
*depraved

>look up the recommended level of alcohol consumed per week
>drink more
haha