Good morning, wagecuck. It's the last day of slavery before

one of the most uninspired wagie threads yet, how does it feel to be significantly retarded even among other neets?

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>>37747738
Au contraire, wagie-slavie. Customer's always right. Wouldn't want Mr. Shekelberger to write you up and subject you to disciplinary action, would you?

>>37747738
Wagies are already getting ragie. Get off to work. You wouldn't want to get fired and become an useless NEET that doesn't make mommy and daddy proud of you and doesn't contribute to society, would you?

>>37747762
Jokes on you, I havent talked to anyone in my family for over a year.

>>37747738
Ikr? These threads have been plummeting, almost like NEETs are becoming more impotent and unmotivated. Maybe if they washed,....

>>37747798
>wagies continue to get asspained
>"t...t...t..the neets are unmotivated! Thry need to do better!"
Is this your new tactic? At least it's something new other than the same arguments you guts have been putting out for the past million years about contributing to society, making your parents proud of you, yoyr legacy, sockpuppeting, etc.

>>37747708
I'm sad because it means I won't see my female coworker for two days

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>>37747762
SLUUUURRPPP

Excuse me. Are you engaging in idle chatter during your shift, wagie-ragie?

>tfw my boss hates my guts but all i can think about is wanting to be his sex slave

>>37747708
>before your well deserved two days off freedom
>off

Morning NEETy, perhaps you can use your spare time to learn correct English

>>37747830
Don't worry, wagie. I am already priming her to laugh at you when you finally ask her out. You see, when she has time off of work, me and her are busy fucking and laughing at how beta you are.

arent you NEETs get bored? playing vidya day in day out, and LARPing on 4chan?

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>>37747877
yeah I really feel insecure about some fat NEET basement dweller
why do people in these threads pretend to be both chads and NEETs ? it's just pathetic desu

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>>37747825
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There there, have another tendy. Don't matter that I dropped it for a second, you keep everything clean right?

>>37747708
>tfw call center worker
>tfw my job is to annoy neets

>>37747870
No comeback? Guess the NEET has crawled back under his crusty covers to sleep another day away

>>37747934
Nah, focusing on typos is autistic as fuck and shows how asspained you actually are.

Who's more likely to commit suicide, the "wagecuck" or the NEET?

The answer to that question is also the answer to why these kinds of threads are so pathetic

>be me
>wagecuck
>get paid a lot for sitting at my desk and shit posting
>occasionally have to check other peoples work to make sure its okay
>Nice salary
>nice house
>3 holidays a year
>freedom to do things with money neets will never understand

feels good man

>>37747892
yeah it can be a bit boring sometimes, and it doesn't matter if you're a neet or a worker

>>37747982
desu freedom is not worth a damn thing if that freedom doesn't allow you to do the things that makes you happy

>>37748015
but what if hes work does make him happy?

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Lets b real, everyone is a slave (NEETS AND wagies). I for one will not abide poor accommodations however.

>>37748015

not that guy but it sounds like a comfy life senpai all my friends with comfy office jobs love it

>>37748015

>Easy job
>Nice life
>Money allows me to travel which i enjoy

Life's good lads get out what you put in

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>>37747708
Do you post these everyday? Honestly I don't care if you are being ironic, you make me feel a little better.

>>37747957
Don't rage NEETy, you can look forward to a haircut today

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>>37747708
>Work from home
>Work whenever I want, wake up whenever I want
>I was even collecting welfare on top of work shekels for a while

Step up your game, nigga.

>>37748052
If your job makes you happy then thats a good thing. It's all about balance

>>37748055
>freedom to do things with money
I don't disagree, on the contrary

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Fucking Neet-slugs!

>>37747962
ah yes, wagies in Japan and Korea who have to work 95 hour weeks just to avoid Mr. Shekeru-senpai replacing them sure are content with their lives oh wait no they kill themselves constantly lel
It certainly feels nice not having to give myself a stomach ulcer or going to bed dreading the thought of going back to work night after night after night.

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Joke's on you neetfag, this wagie don't get any days off until July.

Fucking kill me, im a resteraunt wage slave

I work from noon to eight and the thought of having to eat fast food while the neets cook gourmet meals is tearing my soul apart

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>>37748457
Poor wagie-slavie. I'd share my lasagna, which I learned to cook in my free time, with you, but Mr. Shekelstein would be awfully mad if you showed up late. Tick, tock!

>>37748473
>frozen lasagna
Wow, you figured out how to turn on the oven and wait. Get this NEET a Nobel prize!

Hello western wagecucks. My salary is $150 a month. Feel better now?

>>37748116
Awww, are you still trying to take your meme back? Don't worry, it's in better hands.

>>37748587
Where do you live and how many hours do you work?

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>tfw the coffee doesn't do it anymore
At least all the anxiety and stress is making me lose weight

>>37748620
Belarus, Minsk
40h a week
I work as fire and secure alarm systems technician

>>37748587
What absolute shithole do you live in?

>>37748700
Belarus. Wanna marry me so I get a greencard lol?

>>37748690
Fucking hell you work for 94 cents an hour.
How's the cost of living? What do your essential expenses amount to?

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>>37748587
I make more than that before lunch

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>>37747934
Aww, l-*BURRRRRP* Mmm, sorry. That was rude, pardon me... That chicken fried steak is really giving me some tummy issues lmfao. You wouldn't know about having tummy issues this time of day though, would you wagecuck?

Aww, poor little wagie turning a bit ragie, LMFAO.. Wagie turning ragie! Most wagecucks get pretty triggered when they see real alpha NEETs living off the bounty of freedom. It's okay Wagie, maybe one day when you retire you'll see what you missed out on. *BURRRRRRRRRRP*
Ahh, *sniff sniff* Oh my.

>>37748727
Utilities are 50 bucks a month. I don't and never had a car, buy new clothies once a few years.

>>37747922
/thread

Restaurant workers can smell a spoiled NEET from a mile away (no deodorant).
Enjoy the germs, neeties

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>>37748771
>>37748754
jeez just read through this thread, these wage cucks are mad. Are you sure 2 days is enough before you have to go back to working in this bakeing heat?

>>37748754
what do you typically spend the remaining $100/month on?

>>37749210
public transport, food etc. food itself would be like 100 bucks (cheap shit) our prices for food are the same they are in EU

>>37749253
i thought food was included in essential expenses. so you have no expendable income or funds for savings whatsoever? do you drink? not bath oil, i hope

>>37749300
I don't drink nor smoke and never tried

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>>37747708
>2 days of freedom
Wrong! ....i work on Saturdays too. I only get Sundays off.

>>37747708
I took the day off, NEET. Feels good to be an Euro, where Mr. Shekelstein has no power to cut off half your dick and send you into wage slavery.

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>>37747708
>quit job because fuck working
>apply for benefits
>they refuse
2 months to find job otherwise homeless lads

>>37749806
>taking the NEET quest with only 2 month worth of savings to your name
This is on you.

>>37749806
>Actually falling for the neet meme
Hahaha wow

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>>37750504
>actually falling for the wagecuck meme
Crabs in a bucket wagecucks are. Misery loves company.

>>37748587
become a neet like us

I dont even know how to get a job

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>>37751283
I would like to but in Belarus if you have no official work for a half of year you have to pay a tax for being 'tuneyadec' it's a commie term meaning 'social parasite'. the tax is 210 bucks for a said year. If you refuse to pay it they put you in jail for 14 days where you are forced to work for free. After that you are free to get a job and pay the tax plus penalties for overdue

>>37751386
>cannot get a job
>have no money
>get fined and taxed
>thrown in jail
>get released with no help to find and get job
>repeat the process
And socialist wonder why they are a laughing stock.

>>37751386
that is pretty clever actually
emigrate to Poland, like the rest of commie shitholes people in your region

>>37751439
eventually you will be jaild for years for not paying financial debts, working for free that's how socialism works.

>>37751458
I have to polish roots to get a Pole's Card sadly. I can't think of anything else besides asylum in the US

Afternoon neetnigger, how did it feel this morning when you woke up knowing you're literally beneath niggers in society?

>>37751505
*no polish roots

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I am honestly curious how you manage to get accepted for benefits and NEETbucks, niggers get welfare then sell drugs for a decent lifestyle. What makes anyone think that you are literally doing nothing else besides waiting for your next check living in section 8 and somehow living this lavish lifestyle of tendies?

>>37751543
*YAAAAWWWWNNNN* Good afternoon wagie-poo! How did it feel this morning when your alarm clock violently shook you out of a sound sleep so you could waste an unpaid hour and gasoline in traffic waiting for the opportunity to go work for someone else and realized in the last minute of your half hour unpaid lunch break that in the eyes of your Jewish boss you're no different than a spic who picks strawberries for less than minimum wage? That must have been unpleasant! I hope productivity didn't suffer as a result, because, as you know, Mr. Shekelstein can replace you at ANY time! Anyway, don't let me keep you, I understand you still have 5 hours of toil ahead of you. We NEETs are compassionate men at heart, even though we enjoy teasing you wagies from time to time!
Back to work for you now, and as for me, well, the sky is the limit!

>>37747708
I actually work on fridays and saturdays, you fucking fuck.

I've asked this question in a few different threads like this, but I'll ask again.

Where do workers who make a salary fall in this argument?

Also, bonus question: What about self-employed workers?

>>37752219
They're salarycucks, easily worse than being a wagecuck.

>>37752413
How is a salarycuck worse than a wagecuck?

And what about self employed?

Money bitches hobbies ... wageMALE

>>37751881
i am a spic wagecuck and i feel offended by this, fuck off, good sir

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>>37747708
This IS NOT THE REAL WOJAKPOSTER, FUCKFACE.

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>>37748473
oh no if only I had no job I could make lasagna how will I live with myself

>>37752588
I'm sorry you feel that way, wagepaco, but it's important that you and the other wagies understand that you're all expendable trash in the eyes of your bosses. It's sad, sure, but that's the way it is. Say, it must be especially hot in the Southwest this time of year, so make sure Mr. Pesoberg gives you plenty of water while you're out in the field. It's important to stay hydrated, especially when you can't afford the luxury of an air conditioned room with heat-reducing curtains. Oh, pardon me, I don't mean to boast.
Adios for now, ese!

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>>37751881
>that buttmad paragraph response to a single sentence question
Didn't read, lol. Get a haircut NEETie boi

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>>37752896
holy shit ill never look at a neet thread the same way again LMAO

another day another haircut neetfags!

>>37748309
Damn, I work 115 hours since June 1st.

Kill me.

>>37748668

Damn, I had the opposite effect and gained 20 pounds

>Tfw you'll never ascend beyond the minimal life of a wagie and too prideful to fall into the lowly pathetic life of a NEET

I just want to be an upper class man. They're laughing at us both.

>>37747708
I actually got a 10% pay rise, NEETie.

Another day, another $1.10.

>>37752896
Hello again, my slave friend! As a matter of fact, I quite enjoyed typing that rather brief response, although the fact that you think it's particularly long is very troubling. I'm very sorry that you don't have the time to write more than a single sentence at a time, or to read anything longer than 140 characters, but I understand. It must be terrible living in fear of Mr. Shekelberg catching you slacking off and verbally abusing you in front of the other wagecucks. And as for the haircut meme, well, only a ragie-wagie could ridicule personal grooming in such an off-putting way. After all, most of you are too busy guzzling coffee and hastily getting dressed to even brush your teeth in the morning. Yuck! Well, I'm glad we were able to have this chat, and once again, it's no trouble! I'm here anytime you want to talk, that is, if you have the time.
So long!

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>>37753036
I need a TLDR like you need a haircut

>>37748473

>learn how to cook lasagne

Are NEETs so dumb they have to spend time learning how to make a simple lasagne?

>>37753036
I'm glad you got time to type this on your busy schedule neetie.

>>37753067
Best wait until after work, my toiling friend. If Mr. Shekelbaum catches you not earning him money, he'll make you clean the bathrooms again. I don't want you to have to go through that. So, if you have any energy left after your shift, you can read my posts at your own, if somewhat slow, pace.
Ta-ta for now!
>>37753110
Schedule? Oh, don't be silly, I'm not some slave who needs a timetable to live his life! If only we could be as fortunate.
Have a great afternoon!

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>>37747708
Why do people even reply to these threads? Most of the OP's aren't even NEETS, just trolling looking for (You)'s. Literally just don't reply to any more of these threads and in time they'll disappear. Problem solved.

>>37753206
Eh I'm at work and bored.

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>>37747708
I haven't even worked for a year but I'm already getting tired of life as a wagecuck. I'm more miserable than when I was neet for a brief period of time. To think that I need to do this for decades makes me feel despair. By the time I retire I'd just kill myself because I'm so old and broken by then that I won't be able to enjoy anything anyway.

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>>37753494
Better stop browsing while at work, wagecuck. Mr. Goldberg will catch you again and give you a write-up.

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>>37749806
Get fucked, retarded faggot.

I dont even know what or how to live on anymore

Neetniggers will never know the absolute bliss that is the comfy office job. I would feel bad for them but how can one pity that which is below even the most retarded nigger?

>>37754980
> get back from vacation
> go into the office
> emails, work, and two meetings take four hours
> telecommute the afternoon
wagebreh

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>>37747708
This is just a bump.

>>37747708
Yes thank you, i already finished my day and made around 300$ for doing so.
What have you done with your day OP?

I want to work so badly, I need money, I'm tired of being neet

FZUCK YOU YOU FILTHY LEECH I AERN MY OWN MONEY, BUY MY OWN THINGS YOU FUCKING SUBHUMQN AUTIST AND I CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY
I GET TO SPEND MONEY WITHOUT ABVOUT THE PRICE WHILE YOU ONLY GET A FWE HUNDRED DOLLARS A MONTH AT BESTFUCK YOU PARASITE YOU AUTISTIC MANCHILD

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when will these wagecucks learn. another one of your gfs just succumbed to superior neet cock last night. dont worry wagie, ill treat your gf real nice while you are at work.

>>37753206

But they're hilarious

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>be NEET
>don't catch up with society as you approach your late 20's
>literally no hope from that point on
>hang yourself in the bedroom you grew up in as a child

>>37756399
>>37756722
>>37756899
Dubs confirm, it is fun to trigger neetbags

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>Work at the casino 4am-Noon dealing Blackjack
>Only time I get customers is immediately entering work and 10am once alcohol is resumed selling
>I murder them at the table the second they place their bets. Forcing idiots to hit on 16 when I show a 7. Never break showing 2-6.
>Stand at an empty table for 40 minutes till i get my 20 minute break, every 40 minutes.
>Get paid $25 an hour to watch sportscenter reruns, ogle the waittresses, and bullshit with the floor supervisors.
>"Work" for 6 hours, paid for 8
>Tips are pooled so even when I'm at home jerking off and didn't get a single customer I get paid the full amount while the schmuck working swing shift does all the work
>Machine shuffles for me
>Can choose to move nearly anywhere in the US that has a casino, including cruise liners.
Just apply at your local casino. Easiest job of my life.

>>37756481
>>37750990
>>37748750
>>37748473
>>37747832
>>37747708
>not bringing in $64k after taxes for just 6 months of OTR trucking
>not seeing America in her beauty upon 23 states
>not gettng an additional $37k growing 25 plants of cannabis a year to harvest the buds and sell under the *table* to dispensaries
>not getting and additional $11k DJing about 8 gigs through out the year at parties/weddings/misc
>not getting an additional $6k for 2 weeks of eradication feral swine from large property owners (better than any vidyas shooter)
Ayo hol up!
>tfw I love being a wagecuck because it's fun
Topkek

Work sales, literally spend my time playing on my phone till customer comes in use customers to develop social skills use skills of qt female customers get dates. My job literally makes my life better at no cost to me the alternative is staying at home and doing the same thing without the exp money or qt girls I meet.

>>37757333
Good for you and Kek bless you.

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>>37747752
>tfw gonna grab some tendies and a Big Mac with a large Coke later
I'll be thinking of you wagies while I'm placing my order, and you better not skimp out on the fucking ketchup either or I'm going to have to have a talk with your manager

It just gets worse and worse every single day. I'm gonna snap. Not sure how, but it's inevitable.
I hope the War starts soon.

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>>37747708

I went hunting with some fellow NEETS today.

Hunting wagies.

We had traps all over, and we set them free to run.

One didn't and he tried to talk us out of it. "H-h-h-hey guys, cmon, y-y-y-ou don't want to-" *Splat*

Off went Jamals head and splat went his brains. The rest of the wagies scurried like bugs in sunlight as we fired out weapons in the air and chased them.

One fell into a spike pit of ours, so we poured petrol on him and lit him up as he wailed in agony.

The rest of the wagies tried to hide. Little did they know the woods were filled with deadly beasties.

One got completely overrun by giant snakes who devoured him.

A fat wagie hid in the water, but we approached and shot at his feet. He swam deeper and deeper, and bumped into a crocodile.

"Oh dear" we laughed as the water turned red and wagie swallowed water.

The remaining few hid in a cave.
We wielded it shut to asphyxiate them.

They begged and cried. So we shagged their wives and let them hear. One NEET even told them "Be quite until I've had my coffee, wagie ragie" as we, and their wives laughed.

I should go wagie hunting more often.

>>37757453
Look;
>>37757180
>>37757494
Why? Money? Chicks? Fucking awkward with non-existant social skills?
>tfw could've been me but my dad forced my to join sport and practice wrestling & boxing
Your ass needs a good punching bag to just kick and strike anon. It REALLY FUCKING helps.

>>37757606
what the fuck does this have to do with me harassing ragie wagies at Mc Donalds?

>>37757669
Kek
Everything you fucking bitch!
>not getting $100k
Kys

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>wagecucks: "b...b...but we're not butthurt! You are!!"
>117 replies
You are not fooling anyone, wagecucks.

>>37758975
Read;
>>37757180
Eventually your free ride will stop and your world will collapse beyond your understanding slick.

i dont believe anybody can be as NEET as these troll neetposters (and still have internet). vids of neetdom plz

>>37759176
Jokes on you, I inherited the house (paid off) plus $2m when my parents died while going on vacation, and $3m when a uncle NEETwho won the lottety died. Plus, I get $1216 a month in NEETbux. Go back to contributing to society and worrying about yourlegacy, wagie.

If NEET life wasn't best life, why do wagies then so eagerly look forward to weekend freedom? Even when its Tuesday they cant wait for their slavery to be ovef.

Our life is basically a 24/7 weekend. Its awesome. Wagies BTFO!!

Fuck NEETs. Being a real NEET is being homeless and only having access to P.C through a community program once a weak

>>37747708
I had an awesome day today. Volunteered at the local food pantry in the morning, and spent the afternoon drinking with coworkers and throwing footballs at bowling pins.

And for this I got paid ~$500. Boy working sure sucks.

>>37747708
what's up hyper

you enjoy living with ur mom?

>>37752433

Self employed fag here. Just wrote myself a check for 25k today

Work still sucks. But the money...

Feelsgood.bmp

>>37760464
This. Trust/inheritance fags are entirely different and aside from NEETs, though still NEETs as far as vocations

>>37759569
> I'm a multi-millionaire AND I get NEETbux

Hmmmmmm

>>37759569
Lucky you. Still... you are not ready for the global economic collapse.
>do you hunt?
>do you own arsenal?
>do have a supplementary subsistence garden?
>do you own property in different states?
>are you even Murican boy?
Wew..... I bet you can't even talk to girls or get pussy easily, ayy lad?
>not realizing there is no psychological freeride analogous in having high self-esteem of being self reliant
OhhhhhhWeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Have you even killed brah? Blow the fuck outta a skull of some Wild Boar?
I BET YOU ARE A SOCIALLY AWKWARD FUCKO SON!