*buzzes into your room*

bee yourself buzzz

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Just wasp yourself bro

>>37747212
*runs out the room screaming*

>>37747212
*traps under a cup and releases outside*
hopefully it will sting a normie

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>>37747212
-grabs shoe- time to die faggot

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WHAT UR GONA DO WHYTEBOI?

>>37747212
*grabs a towel*
THE GAME IS ON!
I actually fucked up my vertical blinds because i smacked 2.5 inch wasp so hard.

>>37747212
*smacks with banjo*
already got two so far. so satisfying,
>bzzzzzPOW
>ahh comfy silence

>>37747347
killing wasps attracts more wasps
they emit a pheromone when when they die that calls in reinforcements

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>>37747212
>*buzzes into your room*
I swear to god that wasps are the niggers of insects.

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I've been developing weapons for this very scenario. Currently it is a crude barrel and plunger design. Tonight, wasp, you die.

I enjoy killing them.

>>37747467
The more the merrier

Wonder what sugary food was left somewhere that it attracted it. Search and find said sugary mess. Catch it and let it go. Thanks mommy yellow jacket for helping me keep my room clean!

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>>37747476
original captcha: Danthorpe Three

Why cant these fucks at least stay outside? Glad I have only had to kill one this summer. Invested in some Raid wasp spray.

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>Summersalt flips into you're room

>>37747212
I like wasps. I'd let it hang out, until I was about to leave. Then I'd catch it and release it outside.

>>37747412
Horseflies really are the niggers of the insect kingdom.

>>37747212
Fuck off wasp. Only bees allowed in my room

*blasts you with hairspray*
*picks you up with tweezers and cuts your wings off*
*watches you crawl around impotently until you starve to death*
heh........ nothin' personnel..... wasp

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*awkwardly weave out of my room as to get as far away as humanly possible, slam door shut and find a shoe, slowly open door and locate target, wait for target to land against flat surface, shuffle as close as my nerves will let me and throw shoe, get a towel or some other thick item that I can use to pick up dead target so I don't have to feel it against my hands at all*

>>37747212
Please dead lord and sweet baby jesus no!
Trump made it so I can't afford my epipens!

>>37747212
kek,there's a bee downstairs in my living room right now, so I'm waiting for my mum to get back from work.

*Unzips pants*

'ill make you white, boy.

>>37748160
>good for nothing
WASP actually eat caterpillars and other pests that eat your veg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhewEhlQfP8

They're still dicks though.

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*blocks ur path* ... originally