/britfeel/

why has britfeel been so slow lately

>>37745711
Because I've been too high to post or too asleep to post

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyMGZ5zf3Pk makes me want to visit london but then i remember i dont want to be culturally enriched

Terrorists have nothing to do with islam you kuffars reeeeee

Watching more Cant Pay We'll Take It Away lads, its grim.

>they have a debt to recover of 3 grand for unpaid rent
>go to the debtors parents house for it as they signed on as her guarantors
>parents try to phone the daughter but she doesnt answer her phone
>bailiffs say they need the money now or they are going to have to remove goods
>mum starts crying, goes into hysterics saying they cant take anything
>dad drives off to see the daughter about it
>calls the mum after 20 minutes, daughter told him "its your debt you pay it"
>comes back a while later after having been round to various friends to get money
>gives the bailiffs about a grand and they set up a payment plan for the rest

Absolute cunt of a daughter.

Not on board with being awake at all, fucking shite desu

Lads quick question; why would someone want to buy passport scans?

>>37745780
Guarantor loans a dodgy as fuck

>>37745924
I know right, ive been asked before but I told them to fuck off.

There was another one, they went to a guarantors house and said he needed to pay a debt of 61 grand, guys probably bankrupt now and probably lost his house too.

got paid 60bong today, wooo
that should last me 4 weeks right?

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Three hours down, j-just seven left!

>>37746044
Depends on what you need. If you have to pay bills etc then the answer is unfortunately no anon~

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Morning lads. Back at work today so don't have to phone post which is a plus.
Also post waifus

>>37746082
>10 hour work day
Thats a bit shit.

>>37745696

Lads, I've saved up about 5 grand wageslaving and have no idea what to do with it.

What would lads do with it?

>tfw no desire to have actual friends or any sort of relationship
>tfw don't really care about sex
>tfw genuinely enjoy being on my own

Max comfy lads although I think there might be something wrong with me. At least I don't have to deal with tfwnogf though.

>>37746152
Upgrade my old pc and buy drugs.

>>37745758
the kinks version is better imo mate, more melancholy than the Bowie version

stop believing the memes about London, it's a nice place (for a tourist at least)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU

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Gooood morning, /britfeel/!
How are you doing today?
What have you night owls been up to and what do you all have planned?
Do you tend to have breakfast or have a bigger meal for lunch?

Hoping you're all feeling well and will have a great day today whatever you manage to get up to.

Ahhh I'm so glad it's Friday, I'm v v ready for a break from mr wagie's whip!

Can I catch despair husbando anon in the morning?

>>37746152

Nothing wrong with having 5k in savings backed up lad

Otherwise I'd go on a holiday, refurbish the house, buy a new TV, and just let the rest sit there

What time does KFC open lads?

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>They knocked down the brothel near me

>>37746299
My wife has this figurine. They are too damn expensive for my liking, but it's not my money being spend.

>tfw considering getting a ps4

dunno where I'd put it desu, I've tried console gaming on my PC monitor before and it's an awful experience with the low frame rate and resolution right in your face. but then if I were to get a tv as well and put it somewhere else I dunno if I'd keep running back to my PC because I use it for all my browsing, communicating, video watching etc.

>>37746521
Pretty jelly of your waifu, anon.
I don't have many figures but I'm annoyed I missed out on that one!

>>37745924
Not necessarily, I am a student and my Dad is the guarantor for my flat as obviously my income is virtually nil. I pay rent out of my allowance / student loan, loads of people do it that way.

>>37746649
Having a guarantor for a rented property is quite normal now but the loans are marketed towards people with bad credit who probably can't afford to pay them back anyway

>>37746546
I got one earlier this week, it is great. I run it though my PC monitor with no issues (22 inch samsung thing) and stick my headphones into the controller which is pretty comfy. Mine was 200 bong off amazon with a free game, they might still have that offer on. Still waiting for the bastards to deliver Witcher 3 though.

>>37746680
Ah, didn't realise that was a thing. Thought you meant the guarantors for property.

You are right that is dodgy as fuck

>>37746152
Keep saving, one day get a deposit for a house, have a very high level of stability relatively young

I really want to watch Lord of the Rings lads ha ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUrJdsN_-B0

>>37746473
Varies. I've been to them at like 6am before.

>>37745696

>Some drama on /pol/
>Some woman apparently cheating on her husband
>She posts some video about why she was offline for 24 hours
>/pol/ finds her location based on obscure details in the video

What is it with 4chan and weaponised autism

>first 2 weeks of work
>70bong pay
>taxed 15bong
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm better off on bennies, SHIT

>>37746720
why didn't they just put the ring in the bin

>>37746734
Mostly just a lot of people with time to waste.

>>37746747
that was the day after collection. they had another week to wait so couldn't risk it

You lads got any recommendations for horror movies?
I watched A Dark Song last night, thought it was pretty good.

>>37746299
>Gooood morning, /britfeel/!
Alrigh' la'
>How are you doing today?
Good. Had a few hours kip after work but need to get up because
>What have you night owls been up to and what do you all have planned?
Got the first scan today and the wife wants me there.
>Do you tend to have breakfast or have a bigger meal for lunch?
Gonna grab a bacon roll from the burger van on the way to the hospital lad.
>Hoping you're all feeling well and will have a great day today whatever you manage to get up to.
Not gonna lie lad shitting bricks.

>>37746747
Amazingly J.R.R Tolkien thought of that possibility, and addressed it in the following line in the Two Towers : "Just throw it away! Place it in the latrine!" Binglo Baggins bellowed.

"We can not, for there are homeless people rummaging nightly" Araporn replied, with a deep sigh.

>>37746778
The Mist is pretty good, although probably more of a thriller. Black Mirror is excellent too although some of them are a bit weird

>>37746775
fucking Shire Council are the biggest timewasters I swear

>>37746736
emergency tax lad
you'll get it back later

>>37746795
Alrite lad.

Oh man that would be nerve-wrecking, you're doing the right thing by being there though bud. I'm sure everything will be okay with the little fella but I bet you'll be glad you went.

Are you finding out the gender too? I have no idea when that happens to be honest.

I'll be thinking of you bud, good luck!

>>37746839
Too early to tell gender. It's the first scan, you find out on the second one. The wife doesn't want to know the gender so not sure if I'll find out on the next one or have to wait till it's done.

I'm glad I'm going too, glad she invited me to be fair, clearly she wants me involved which is good.

Got me one of them fancy ereaders. I'm in the future now. Hopefully it means I will read more. Also I can do it at work with less chance of people asking about what I'm reading.

not sure if my job interview is at 12 or not even though I'm fairly certain that's what the guy on the phone said and now a part of my brain keeps telling me that it's actually a joke and that I'm being fucked with what do I do help me please

Keep on forgetting to cut my nails and now they're just uncomfortable.

>>37746082
Tilde have you thought about dipping your hands in the fat frier at Greggs?
Might make them look better and more fem than the massive hornet nests you have for hands at the moment

>>37747036
email/ring someone in HR for a confirmation

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>9 hours of revision today
I want it to be over lads

>>37746984
can totally recommend - I have paperwhite, not expensive and have had it 4 years already. LOADS of free books online.You wont look back buddy and will read more!

Do you lads have a piece of clothing that you've had for ages and wear constantly?

I've got a fleece that I've had for over 6 years now I think, the zip doesn't work, the sleeves are frayed and there's a hole in the pocket but I still always wear it.
I've looked online but It isn't sold in shops anymore and I can't even find a picture of it on google images, I wonder If I'm the only one who still has one of them.

>>37747109
I've got a coat that I've had since sixth from and I'm now in my mid-20s. It's pretty raggedy but it's perfect for days like this when it's grey but warm.

forgot to put the bins out last night my mums gonna be pissed at me ffs

went up snowdon for the first time on wednesday, well worth the aching legs yesterday. https://imgur.com/a/Vkxvw

>>37747172
was expecting hairy legs in rainbow socks but I clicked anyway
very serene

>>37747172
nicely done mate

Just really wanna smash a mussie girl whilst she wears nothing but her hijab in her hardline, conservative fathers bed and have her call me Allah as i drill her desu lads.

>>37747109
to me fleeces identify people who just don't give a fuck. they seem like such a naff item of clothing.
i've got a thin jumper that i've worn for about 7 or 8 years.

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MiIk Cat 94

>>37747294
Well that sums up my attitude to clothes, not giving a fuck I suppose.
I just wear whats comfortable, trackies, jeans, t-shirts and a fleece.

Pot noodle for breakfast, living the dream lads

If you could all inform me of when you believe your sister or closest female relation was last creampied I'd greatly appreciate it.

>>37747380
I'm an only child, and I have no other female relations. Mum and both grandmothers all dead and no aunts. Sorry to disappoint

>>37747401

Well let me know when your boi pussy was last creamed

>>37747413
>tfw my sister has 5 kids

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>stacy keeps blaming me for her mistakes
>everyone believe her because of my usual incompetence
>now I have to sit in the staff room with her

Only 5 hours left at least lads! It will pay off next Thursday. The only thing getting me through this are the thoughts of what I'm going to buy~

>>37747440
Fold her into an oven. Sprinkle the ashes near that tower block in London in the dead of night.

>>37747457
>17 confirmed dead
>toll could rise above 100

blimey, if i lived in a tower block id be shitting myself right now

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>tfw you will never again listen to the adam & joe 6 music podcast on a rainy sunday morning

>>37745696
Kek, the red button is in the image and I've not even bothered to try and push it.Thanks laddy.

>>37747109
i wear the same outfit everyday. obviously i wash it but i just can't be bothered with finding and spending money on new clothes. my jeans and trainers are pretty faded and falling apart so i suppose i'll need to replace those soon

>>37746795
>bacon roll from burger van on way to hospital

That wouldn't happen to be the one on London Road w-would it?

>>37747457
I would but I do not think that is practical anon!

>>37747529
The numbers are really surprising. At first I wondered why there was so much media coverage of a fire. Puts the terrorists to shame desu lads~

>>37747568
How is getting rid of your problems in life not practical?

>>37747529

Don't worry lad, the powers that be will use this as an opportunity to knock down more social housing. Then they can move the poor to more post war towns that no one cares for and build more 7 figure flats all over London.

Then more waxed handlebar moustache sporting, smashed avocado on sourdough bread eating cunts from the home counties and the coast can come in and continue the terrible gentrification of London.

>>37747582
Don't think she would let me shove her in quietly and there are lots of people around~

>>37747529
If I lived in the upper floors of a tower block would purchase some rappelling gear just in case

>>37747598
Just get a giant trampoline at the bottom.

>>37747592
Wait until its near closing time and offer to stay behind and help clean up with her. Then when she's not looking smash her over the back of the head with a fire extinguisher. Once cooked to ash you'll need to mulch the bone fragments.

>>37747556
>tfw the only two pairs of trainers i own have holes in the bottom of them and are splitting at the sides

i probably look like a mental case walking around in these

>>37747602
Thats a stupid idea, you would just bounce straight back in

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Why is the sea blue? Water is transparent

>>37747616
At a much lower floor so it's easier to escape.

>>37747635
reflects the sky friendo

>>37747635
water reflects
the sky is blue
2 + 2

over 4 hours bus to newcastle lads.

i was asleep most of the time and i still feel wreckt.

hadnt had a bite or drink the wholw time

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>>37747653
>>37747657
Why is the sky blue? Air is transparent

>>37747662

Are you going to hang about with the Geordie shore lads and slags?

>>37747676
light refracts off the gases in the atmosphere to produce a blue colour.

>>37747678

seems likely.
muteeeee

Someone wants me to go to a music gig with them tonight, I've never been to one and I'm scared of leaving my house and being around others, I dont know what to do. It's going to be around 4 and a half hours in a small room.

>>37747736
>music gig

hhahahahahhahah

>>37747736
Is it someone you like? I go to them myself all the time but I can see how some people wouldn't enjoy it.

>>37747736
>gig
You're in for a treat haaaaaaheeeeee

>>37747736
what sort of venue is it? there should be a bar that you can hang around at the back, generally get the best sound there as well

>>37747440
Complain and say you want to work with another person or be supervised by someone else. If you kick up a fuss and say someone else has to watch you two work they'll drop it.

>>37747635
>>37747653
>>37747657
half the story, water is also slightly blue, and with great depth the colour gets more intense (beer-lambert law)

>>37747865
nah it's rayleigh scattering actually

>>37745711
Most of the people who post here burned in that flat the other day

>>37747736
What band is it?

I love going to gigs, the ones I go to are always full of decent folk, no pushing or shoving or shit like that. I usually stand down at the front but plenty of people stand back at the bar or at the side where there is more room. You should try it, you might like it

>>37745711
If they're anything like me they've probably been spending time with their girlfriend, friends and family haha.

>>37747683
not quite, its Rayleigh and mie scattering (which is proportional to the wavelength^-4 hence the blue sky), rather than refraction.

>>37747912
>been spending time with their girlfriend

Indeed I have.

>>37747879
no, see my other post, rayleigh scattering is why the sky is blue. the sea is blue because of the colour of water and the REFLECTION of the sky
>>37747920

>not sure I have enough petrol to get to the JC
>too late to stop on the way now
should be interesting

Everybody play this in their headphones with their eyes closed and reflect on the lyrics/music and the way it makes you feel.

Write back here with a brief discussion on your experience. Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtHAKEZzrl8

>>37747997
The lyrics mean nothing to me
The music is alright I guess
I guess I'd say it made me feel stressed
6/10

>>37747997
Everyone, do the same as this anon said, but to this song instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiVMmAk45oY

>tfw doing a stem degree just to shitpost on britfeel with it

>>37748140
It wouldn't let me load the video but I'd guess I'd give it 10/10

>>37748162
>tfw doing a stem degree to earn 45k a year at 25 and shitpost on /britfeel/ with

haha.

>>37748170
what did you do? im doing MChem currently, probably going for a PhD. i dont really want money, i just want to do some work i enjoy

>>37748185
I work in finance now.

do a PhD anon, it'll be much more fulfilling than wageslavery.

>>37747997
Everyone do the same but with this song instead
https://youtu.be/MvCp0XtXYXw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwby-tCPMlk

Doing a cry lads.

>>37748201
yeah i will, i can live comfortably with no job for the rest of my life, so if im getting a job its going to be a useful and fulfilling one

>>37748140
made me want to kiss lots of men haha

>>37747440
How do you think you're going to get your meme degree if you can't even do your job at Greggs?

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they're being mean about lorde help

Okay so I haven't really posted here before or on r9k but I was told this was a good place to bitch and blog?

Nothing major but I've been getting really stressed out.

1st the weather, I haven't slept in two days because of how warm it is. I feel horrible.

2nd that fire in London really fucked with me, usually I just ignore them but for some reason this one got to me more than others. Thinking about all those people who was stuck hopelessly in that building knowing they was about to be burned alive. Can someone at least tell me if the smoke would have made them pass out first?

3rd my family is really pissing me off, I constantly feel like I can breath, the heat and all the smoke in the house. I constantly feel dizzy and mad. I snapped at my mum because she was doing the whole "my hard life all feel sorry for me routine" again because me and her boyfriend was arguing again (he started it again) so I told her to stop raising her voice at me and get a fucking grip.

I feel bad and I'm applying for jobs everyday and haven't heard shit yet so I'm just stuck at home everyday so I don't even blame them for getting pissed but they wasn't even there for half my childhood so its kind of annoying and they're just nobs desu

anyway just wanted to post it somewhere

>>37748170

>tfw didn't go to uni and earn more than that already

>>37748354
Leave reviewbrah alone you bully

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>>37748354
>when you consume so much sodium every day that you take on the complexion of bacon

Gonna kill myself cause I wasn't born a girl lads

Tried to fight this and it haunted me my whole life

Only options are death or become a scary tranny monster and feel even worse

>>37748486
you could just embrace being a man, pal

>>37748486
cut off your dick and balls first and see if you like it before doing anything rash like killing yourself

>>37748486
have you tried waifu posting

>>37748508
>implying that's not a waifu poster with their trip off

>>37748514
Tilde is the only poster that uses a tripcode, you newfag.

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Right lads! Three hours to go and then it is the weekend! We can do it lads!

>>37748240
I don't care too much about the degree itself, it is just a good way to kill a few years. Plus working in a fast paced environment is very different to reading text books and listening to people talk~

>>37748525
Well we already know hes an ogre like man from his pictures who wants to be a girl, it's probably him

>>37748525
...exactly.

Did you not get the joke you fucking autist. I'm gonna smash you right in the gabber you prick. Cheeky prick you mate. Proper twat.

>>37748527
What degree are you thinking of doing?

>>37748541
Probably languages. Get a comfy year abroad. Are you studying a degree lad?

>>37748489
Even if I managed that I'd only end up one of those freaks who turns when they have a family and kids

>>37748495
But suicide should be approved for people like me
I'm a monster

>>37748508
I don't like girls

>>37748535
O-oh. Sorry, lad, it's really hard to tell these things without intonation.

>>37748553
Yeah, I spoke to you yesterday. I'm doing criminology with law

>>37748535
Calm down ladies

>>37748580
Ah I remember you lad! What year are you in at the moment? Hope you're doing well lad!

anyone who replies to this post is a gaylord

>>37748605
Just finished second year lad, so I'm going into year 3 after the summer.

I have to write a 6 thousand word assessment next year. Not sure what i am going to do it on.

>>37748627
yoohoo

https://youtu.be/3RD740IESnY
Go to 00:37 lads

>>37748554
Just sounds like you're a homophobic bender, just become a twink you daft cunt.

>>37748632
Oh wow, 6000 words! Hope you can think of something in time. What degree classification are you hoping to get lad?

>>37748645
I have a boyfriend
But I fear I'll lose him if I give into this but I can't sit and repress either so I just wanna kill my self

How are you celebrating the anniversary if Jo Cox's death lads?

>>37748627
oh golly gosh!~

>playing an 8 year old game online
>people still sweating their tits off and tryharding

who are these benders

>>37747200
sorry to disappoint you lad

>>37748646
I am considering state crime as an option. I'm not really sure, I would just be happy to pass tbqh. Getting a first class degree is too much of a piss take for me because I'm dyslexic.

Its a meme degree anyway so it barely makes any difference. Most places that could employ me based on my study won't care about my grade, and any place that is not specific to my study care is more likely to choose someone with a different degree.

Some guy I saw just crying in the street came to me and told me how he was just discharged from mental hospital and how he "shouldn't have been released because I'm too I'll" and how he had another breakdown today. He said he wanted to completely withdraw from society. He said he didn't want to hurt anyone but 'getting in serious trouble with the law and going to prison' was the only way he would get help.

>>37748964
This would not be happening if Jeremy was in power

>>37749012
jeremy kyle you mean? he needs to get off his bum! drop the weed! and get a job!

Witcher 3 finally arrived lads, time to get comfy and get some serious hours in

>>37749070
I have it and couldn't get into it. Why?

I think I just commited fraud but I'm not sure

>>37749099
better keep doing it until the police get involved to be sure.

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>>37749099
best not mention it on here lad, this place is not secure

they're aware of it

>>37749083
Are you asking me why you couldn't get into it?
What should I reply with?

>>37749099
what did you do?

you have to tell us now lad, its only fair.

>>37749099
it's alright lad
the tories have been doing it for decades

Any you lads actually have a job you like? What is it?

>>37749191
federal boob inspector

wish the human body was stronger. i cant take a good fucking smack in the face with out worrying about damaging my face permanently.

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>>37748683
I shopped her face onto some corpses and fapped to it

>>37749191
Yeah. I'm an IT ugy and admin clerk. It's shit and I want to die every moment.

>>37749223
Been there, watching the clock tick away slow as a week in jail

>>37749191
Wallet inspector.

>>37749191

I work at a hotel overnight, it can be pretty great when it's quiet.

>>37749254
I swear it should be at least half three at this point.

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>>37749209
This guy could
Ayy

>>37749310
why does tilde have 12 titties?

I'm in a bad place

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pretty comfy right now desu

think my hair is falling out lads, and i have really long hair, past my nipples so im pretty scared
im too anxious and stressed, gonna ask my gp for antidepressants

>>37749428
it happens to me with depression and stress
also post hair pls

>>37749428
biotin
costs a fortune and doesn't do shit, but someone was going to say it anyway

>>37749428

God is telling you to stop being a hippy

>>37749083
It isn't for everyone I suppose, depends if you like that sort of thing. Everyone was raving about Fallout 4 and I gave up after a couple of hours so I know what you mean.

>>37749271
Same here lad, it is an amazing job. I get paid to do practically nothing, and because everyone is usually drunk it doesn't matter if you are rude to guests. I set the night audit going, then sit and shitpost / watch films all night.

was brought into this world a pure individual
now I'd have to work so hard just to get back to the starting block

not a fan of this 'life' thing

>>37749428
Just cut it short and get /fit/

stop being a poof

Would it be a dick move to borrow a friends fishing rod purely to go touch the lines on an electricity pylon?

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>>37749464
my laptop camera is exceptionally shitty

had this draft message asking my dad if he wants to go for a run for 2 days now
might pull the trigger tomorrow
he's probably busy with his other family, and I don't mind that, but I don't want to intrude either
if I ask and he says no, was it worth it?

>>37749070
Noice, have fun. That and Mass Effect 3 are the only games I've enjoyed playing recently. Tried to replay ocarina of time and it just didn't do it for me.

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>>37749428

I got a fashy haircut and now everyone points out i'm going grey. I'm only 26 and i'm NEET. Positive its stress related though.

>>37749646
SHAVE
SHAVE
SHAVE YOUR HEAD
SHAVE
SHAVSHAVE YOUR HEAD
SHAAAAVE YOOOOUR HEEEEAD

Weather's a bit too grey outside. Just gonna close the curtains and listen to sunny tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja-Ags-Yx84

>in my final year of uni
>term ends next week
>my oneitis of 2 years randomly asks me if i want to go on a night out with her and some of her other friends off our course
>i know this is the last time i'll ever see her
>feels like it could be a fairytale ending
>decide that's the night i'll finally make my move (it was last night)
>pre drinks at her house
>get really drunk to deal with the nerves
>don't get into the club because i'm too drunk
>walk home alone
why did i do this to myself?

Thread Theme haha lads
https://youtu.be/0mYUMctFm60

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>>37749668
>I got a fashy haircut

My boss is an expert of doing something he thinks funny or a useful piece of information but isn't then dragging it on much longer than anyone wants to listen to.

>>37749759
She sounds like a cunt if she just left you alone when you couldn't get in. Fuck em

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Me and my Japanese bf

>>37749783
i don't live far from town to be fair, and there was no point in her ruining her night because of me

>>37749765

this is the thread theme actually

https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw

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>>37749780

Disregarding the fact it's implicit Dick, it's an objectively good haircut to have. It's either that or back to skinhead. I'll get my head kicked in with the latter.

>>37749657
go for it man, even if he says no you haven't really lost anything have you?

>>37749827
Hmm when you begin the next part of lyrics the song sounds like it could go somewhere good but it doesn't then you repeat the first part again. Has potential though

>>37749838
yeah, it means I've opened a door that has been shut for a long time, and would need to maintain it
all the while not knowing if this is what either I or he wants

it's complicated, it's why doing nothing is the easy option

Anyone know any other films like Barry Lyndon?

This 40 year old bloke at work expects me to go and be clubbing on ket or some shit over the weekends. I'd rather just get smashed sat in my room tbqh. I'm pretty sure 'cause he used to do all this shit he expects that I should be doing it 'cause he can't anymore as he's stuck down with a wife he hates and kids.

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>>37746107
this week has been a fucker. the last 2 days especially. i'm torn between 2 women.
1 that i fell for but know she would never love me. i know the type of guy she loves as i see it everyti i watch the anime or read the manga.i'm nothing like that and it fucking kills me desu.
then there's the other.who i've created,and who i can make perfect for me.
think this is venturing down the tulpa route more than waifu though. but i already love her so guess i'm off down the rabbit hole.

Do you think if you were immortal and sent back to the beginning of the human race you'd eventually become a genius or you'd remain a stupid fucking idiot for eternity?

>>37749977
similar to this, i got invited to a lads holiday a while ago

>oh cmon anon were gonna get drunk all day every day, go clubbing all night and shag birds in our hotel itll be great

exactly the opposite if what id want out of a holiday

>>37750063
you'd master a lot of skills but then you'd go crazy constantly searching for a high meaning

>>37749719
make me fgt
origamiblox

>>37750194
Get a trim at least mate, those loose ends...

do people actually wank to this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrDLwGPP9s

>>37750244
>gladimhere putitin

holy kek

>>37750244
>surry lav oIm whorey awll the way

>>37749812
>there was no point in her ruining her night because of me
If she invited you then you wouldn't be ruining her night by being there. She wanted you there, although only as a friend I expect. If you've known each other for 2 years and you haven't made a move then you're stuck in the friend zone. Move on.

>>37750244
you gunna err tow me a bit moe abear this manifesto

>>37745803
To make a fake passport with other people's details

Now the people at work are wrongfully assuming I care about who used to work here. At least it's a largely awkward conversation.

>>37750545
Largely unawkward even.

>>37750545
You should hear about big Dave. He shat himself once in the middle of july and the whole office smelt of poo all day.

i'm gonna be dead soon if I don't change things
but, is that such a bad thing?

>>37750582
Currently they're talking about a bloke we they thought was a peado

>>37750604
What other gossip is there lad. Fill us in

>>37750647
The current conversation topic is a bloke who moved like a phantom, looked like the Listerine dragon and undressed you wish his eyes. Previously there was a chick from accounting who got caught siphoning money by paying herself twice and shit.

it's weird seeing your life in an excel spreadsheet
being able to correlate pictures you've taken, appointments, letters and stuff with a database of where you were and what you're supposed to do next
almost a robotic existence

it's probably affecting my memory too, I find I'm more reliant on my diary to tell me what to do, whereas before I'd know if 'something' was coming up, but I'd have to look up the details to be sure

but I can stand to be reliant on a machine, i suppose

>>37750692
Wtf is a Listerine dragon?
Do you work in an office? Couldn't be arsed dealing with coworkers, wish there were just jobs you could do at home

just bought the evil within today desu

played through the demo of it a few months ago and finally went and bought it. carried on from where I left off at the start of chapter 4.

hope that madwoman who chases you around doesn't pop up later on! haha

Gonna meme it up and have oreos with milk lads haha

funny how some americans living in remote places still have english accents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxVOIj7mvWI

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>>37750747
Yeah it's an office. It's fuckin' depressing. I mostly just ignore them really. They're talking now but I'm just posting here. I face away from them though so at least I don't have to fake facial expressions.

>>37750789
and then there's the funny lads who genuinely think the modern american accent is closer to how the english spoke several hundred years ago

>>37750789
Sounds more like a weird Australian/American hybrid

Hey anglos.
How many people died in the london fire?
Most were muslims weren't they?
Is there evidence of alt-right criminal activity for that fire or was it just an accident?

>spend months looking for a job
>went to interview for shitty telemarketing thing because why not
>want me to start on monday

I might be fucked here lads although I don't struggle holding conversations like some people here I think it'll be a fucking hassle to have to do it constantly.

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All this protesting outside the council and blaming them for the fire is bollocks.

Unless you can show evidence that a conversation along the lines of "Ok which cladding will we install the flammable ones or the fire resistant ones?" "Install the flammable ones lol fuck the poor". You got nothing.

Councillors are not fire safety experts, they hired contractors to clad the building and the contractors used cladding that met EU regs.

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it's occurred to me that whenever I so much as think about Trump that it puts me in the mood for KFC

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>>37745696
>When the jobcentre woman gives you THAT look

You know the one.

The "You're so pathetic, I both pity you and am annoyed that you're clearly lying about your jobsearch but I'm not allowed to call you out on it you loser"

rang the boxing place and there was no answer. ffs.

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>tfw 2:2 in my second year
should I just drop out

>>37751184
what are you studying? a lot of places dont even check the grade

why does my can of cider taste shit? is there some kind of eqivilent to it being corked?

>>37751267
Its the can. it ruins the flavour of drinks. Try to get it bottled instead.

>>37751004
please reply you stuck up anglos.
Why are you so unfriendly

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Components of a McDonalds McChicken Sandwich meal (medium chips and drink):
>1x McChicken Sandwich
>1x chips
>1x drink
Price: GBP4.49

But consider the following:
>1x medium chips off the saver menu: GBP1.09
>1x drink off the saver menu: GBP0.99
>2x Mayo Chicken off the saver menu: 2xGBP0.99 = GBP1.98
Total: GBP4.06

Stay woke.

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>>37745696
Sodding scaffolding's just gone up on my flat. Can't wait for some builder to watch me while I have a wank.

>>37751309
>eating at mcdonalds

>>37751326
Perfectly acceptable to partake in a McDonalds now and then.

>>37751297
dont know lad. i have not really looked into it. it is probably just an accident. lots of people are saying it happened because a lot of preventative resources were neglected

>>37751297
You haven't displayed your visa so don't expect anyone to reply. After this poor show of etiquette I don't believe you'll be granted one either.

>>37751297
>implying we're all filthy anglos
please leave

>>37751338
perhaps if one is a plebeian

Can someone tell len that ebin said last night he was too much of a normie and his relationship with sakulad is sickening?

We haven't had drama in a while

why do I keep taking this shit
it doesn't make me happy

>>37751379
lad, who does not have a cheecky maccies every so often? if you're out and about, it is such an easy place to eat at, and its tasty.

I wish flamegate would fuck off already

>>37751417
this is some girl highschool shit. let it pass lad.

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morning lads

>>37747109
I have two sets of rotating clothes (tshirt+fleece and sports direct trousers) that i've been wearing in the house for years in every season.


>>37747440
what are you going to buy?

>>37751462
did you go for that run lad?

>>37751486
I tried, side starting hurting after a minute and I got really scared so I came back home, was out of breath and sweaty a bit at least. I video'd it and posted the vid in the last thread to prove to the anon I did it but I made it private haha

why is nothing fun any more lads

>>37751529
because we're depressed

>>37751184
2:2 isn't THAT bad

it's mediocre but you'll find work

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hello sheeple

i am the reptilian slayer. i am a freedom fighter that is here to expose the NWO and defeat the reptilian slave masters. i will break your chains and set you loose

>>37751417
>ebinlad being a bitter person and causing drama

what's new

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Who /duolingo/ here

Been learning German and Dutch for a while now, just picked up Japanese too. Getting into the groove of things pretty quickly, being a disgusting weeaboo and all

>>37751527
well at least you gave it a go, better than nothing at all. maybe you should try it again another time.

>>37751344
I guess we can blame the people who didn't vote Labour for this because labour would have made sure the building was fireproof

>>37751184
>>37751556
I got jobs with an ordinary degree. It was a stem degree though.

>>37751604
apparently the times said that it would have only cost 5 grand to make it fireproof lol

>>37751590
>Learning 3 languages at once

Seems like this is a bad idea. Learn one then another.

Also why does Duolingo have meme languages like Esperanto but not Mandarin?

I am learning Mandarin on Memrise then I will learn korean.

I JUST WANT TO FEEL LESS LIKE SHIT FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND

>1 large pizza for 10bong w/ voucher
>3 small pizza for 10bong w/ voucher
>4 super small pizzas for 10bong w/ voucher
what's the point

>>37751590
Doing spanish bruv, takes forever though it seems like and it's annoying how the skills weaken so quickly

>>37751637
>I got jobs with an ordinary degree

what is an ordinary degree, a pass?

Who should I go in CK2 lads?

>>37751664
Yeah, less than a third. And I was lucky to get it

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>>37751591
might try tonight, I don't know though.

>>37751652
this desu, feel too shit to do anything constantly - even if I went to bed at a decent time i'd sleep 12-14 hours cause I'd feel too shit to wake up

fucking weird lad. i see quite a lot of girls following some weird neck bears conspiracy theorist and they are really interested in him because he is different and edgy

why? just why?

Anyone ever taken migraleve? Got prescribed it every day because I have constant headaches but it says I can't use these for more than 3 days or ill get addicted so seems a bit pointless

>>37751711
Got prescribed it by the doctor*

>>37751423
>its tasty
wrong, literally tastes like nothing

>>37751639
thanks for your civil reply

Applied for another part time job, just a couple of hours a week. I already do 8 hours elsewhere. Not too bad, 18 quid an hour. Take what you can get eh? I'm not cut out for full time work tbhwy

>>37751648
Well, not quite at once, maybe should've worded it better.

Been doing German for a while since I did it in school. Delved into the other languages for fun (Turkish is sorta cool) but figured I'd also pick up Dutch since it's similar to both German and English, and I like the Netherlands.

I can understand why Mandarin wouldn't be on there. It's such a complex language, and considering Japanese and Hebrew have only just been released I imagine Mandarin is still a long while away.

I tried Memrise for a while, it's pretty good. Is there an app?

>>37751656
Yeah, with my spastic autist brain I get so tilted whenever I see all of the messy skills that need relearning. But then repetition is how you learn I suppose.

>>37751711
Never really did anything for my migraines.

Why do you lads learn other languages if you don't even leave your room?

>>37751685
yeah, im probably gonna end up getting a third or 2:2. could get a 2;2 if i put a bit more effort in but i honestly dont care. i am doing too much of a meme degree for it to matter.

>>37751782
>Japanese
Wait, what? Duolingo is that fun one that's sort of like minigames to play on the bus, right? My brother did a French one. I myself am a weeb and I know they've been working on Nip for years now. They put it out then? Is it any good?

>>37751764
you must not have taste buds lad. i can taste a lot of salty goodness

>>37751782
>It's such a complex language

It really isn't.

You might say "I am going to the shop to do some shopping". Chinese say "I go shop buy things"

>mum watching BBC news
>all those golliwogs and pakis about to break out into a full scale riot at the council building because muh victims of oppression why haven't we got all the answers yet
>some hijabi slut going on at the news camera about how islam is a religion of peace for some reason

no doubt her husband will be beheading kafir in the streets when this all spills over in a couple hours

>>37751782
Been doing it for a while now and keep wondering if it's worth it because I'll probably barely ever use it even if I was 100% fluent, oh well

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lol so true

who else is enlightened here?

>get hard over brap-posting
>cant get off to fart porn

Its an intersectional feel

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2abeeeeebooo

>>37751810
>minigames
Yeah, more or less. Loads of stuff with speaking and listening integrated, and putting sentences together. Japanese just came out. It's a little unpolished but still pretty interesting.
>>37751820
But what about the writing system? Aren't there like tens of thousands of kanji to remember?
>>37751836
It can get boring pretty quickly, especially if you're ADD-tier motivation like me. I wouldn't recommend learning a language off it completely if you're serious, just as a supplement I guess.

>>37751689
you are possessed by a reptilian. go to a healing center and get your self cleansed. it is feeding off your negative energy

>the german uboat captain who gave the order to sink the Lusitania had no idea his decision would lead to team america; world police being made
activates the old almonds

>>37751875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuKPZNDvYRk

return to nature my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ0fNBjNoiE

join my movement

Poor people really are gross aren't they?

>>37751578
Can't wait for him to turn on tilde for being a normie, I think that will be a good episode

I demand a /britfeel/ bf right now

>>37752050
i demand a /britfeel/ fight right now.

>>37752074
Mon then cunt, I'll fucking end you.

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>>37752050
not hard to do apparently

>>37752050
>>37752074
I'll fight both you lads and whoever wins (me) gets to be the top!

>>37752086
meet in the gardens of parliament at 6:45. i have been practicing my roudhouse kick all night. be prepared laddy. there is a reason no demons roam this world anymore

>>37752074
Moni vs ebin might be the funniest
Moni would obviously win but ebin might summon some strength from his hatred of anyone who isn't white and talks to other human beings

Just got the Duolingo Japanese on my phone, it's worth 5 or 10 minutes or the bus at least thanks lad

>>37752124
If those are the rules I'd lose on purpose, anon

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>>37752074
I'll happily guest referee that fight for you all.

- PM Kev x

>>37752146
nah, i think ebin would win. at least ebin does not take estrogen.

i wonder who actually is the cock of /britfeel/

>>37752176
best have the hopistal on speed dial lad, it will be over before the 3 count.

>>37752179
me desu, I held some little chink lad off the ground by his throat when I was in year 8, only gotten bigger and stronger since then!

>>37752179
Ebin can't run or do a single push up and also can't deal with social contact
He'd probably just pass out at the sight of another person. A brown person would probably give him a heart attack

>>37752230
physical strength is hardly a factor in a real fight lad.

Clearly the difference between the rest of this board and us is the quality levels of BANTER

>>37752264
it's the last bastion of actual r9k, fuck off yank.

>>37752251
i doubt pakipoo can do a push up though. my vote is for ebin.

to make things interesting i will train ebin and one of you should train moni

>you'll never go into tildes greggs and caress his hand while he hands you a discounted sausage roll

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>>37752263
real life isn't video games desu

always some little hard cunt wants to start something when I'm out for drinks

>>37752283
low iq brit misreads post, many such cases

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>>37752310
wut ded u fukkin sey abut me dikhed swer on me mums life yea i'll knok u out

>>37751796
Said the lad using language to communicate with other lads across vast geographical distances from his own bedroom.

>>37752309
lad, technique and speed takes physical strength every time. i used to box against people who were a lot strong than me and bigger but i would have them off because my defense, speed and technique was better.

if you're fighting people in a pub, they are obviously untrained and weak. speed is always more valuable than strength if you're trained because power comes from speed. a light weight amateur mma or boxer would destroy a body builder

>>37752389
>weight classes exist in professional combat sports only because everyone is stupider than me

ok pal

>>37752389
my technique is a good kick in the balls, don't need physical strength for that all technique

>>37752389
lad, no one out and about on the piss has any fucking technique

and there's a reason little lads don't fight big lads in boxing and mma, when skill is equal it's the big lads who win because there's more weight and reach to them

>>37752302
>caress his big manly hands covered in vomit and callouses
Have you not seen the pics?
The britfeel consensus was that he should give up trying to be feminine

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Alright boys, just came back from Tesco, got stocked up. Had a fucking horrible week, I'm so fucking depressed lately. I aim to drink everything this weekend, starting now.

How's everyone's week and weekend going?

>>37752328
this pic is how i imagine ebin looking desu

>>37752532
dull as can be lad, already craving going back to work

but i've got a skate sesh planned later on tonight so that's something to kill some time with

>>37752294
Good luck trying to get ebin to do anything you've seen his posts he makes up an excuse for everything and then gets angry at other people who actually put effort in to things

>>37752417
>>37752429
>>37752457

we're not talking professional fights though. we're talking about people in britfeel, and someone who could potentially be trained. he was making the point that him being big and strong makes him the cock. i was making the point that if someone is trained they are going to take some random big guy.

obviously if two people are professionals, the guy in the bigger weight class is going to have an advantage.

>>37752534
Very kek lad

>>37752553
Enjoy man, nice to have those distractions sometimes.

>>37752222
Kev Quads confirm it.

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>>37752534
more like this one tbqh, bit less facial hair

I got rated 9/10 and 8/10 by the two people I shared pic with, but I think they are close to accurate

>>37752563
hardly anyone out there in the real world, let alone on britfeel, is trained enough to put fighting skills into practice lad

you're not going to find anyone on britfeel who can be in a pressured fight situation and pull out some bloody martial arts moves

>>37752599
aren't* close to being correct

>>37752599
post your pic then lad if you're gonna brag

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>>37752328
u wan hav a fite u kunnt??????????? met mi rownd da bak of argos and ill smash ur teef in u gayboi

>>37752608
>hardly anyone out there in the real world, let alone on britfeel, is trained enough to put fighting skills into practice lad

i have spoke to mutliple people who have done boxing. i used to box and do martial arts. i have also spoke to multiple people who have done judo or bjj. yeah, with random people in the pub being big is the deciding factor because neither can fight.

>>37752652
I wasn't bragging it was a mistype, I think I look a mess tbqh

>>37752668
Judo here, albeit lapsed and out of shape now

>>37752708
One of my mates is a Judo Instructor, and he must be like 5'7 and about 17-18 stone. It's fucking horrible, he's a good lad but all he does is drink non-stop so his belly is literally all the weight.

Fookin choon
https://youtu.be/91sfrw106xs

Little guy at work spoke to me on the way home

Asked about my plans for the weekend
Said vidya
Playing Digimon
He talked about Mass Effect
He's from Blackpool

Bit awkward at the end when he said he was going to run to catch his train
I ran with him for a few seconds before changing my mind
The worst part was talking/shouting while running

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>>37752780
I know that feel. My weight and fitness have gone to shit precisely because of vodka. If I competed at my weight I'd be fighting people with a head on me, and all muscle. It'd be a fucking joke desu. Wish I could quit and git gud again

>>37752780
call him a manlet for me would you

>>37752780

Thats fucked up. I am 6'1 and I'm like 16 stone and I am pretty thick. He must literally be a ball.

>>37752668
>be a boxer.
In a normal fight you're fucked because you're looking for cues that you do in boxing. So when the guy throws an awkward slow punch it actually throws you off.

Knowing how to throw a punch is good, but honestly sometimes an awkward throw is better than a precise jab.

Source: A lad who did boxing from 14-18 and has been in a few bar/drunken fights.

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>tfw eaten so many Sainsbury's trifles that they are no longer a treat and actually a chore to consume

Live footage of a NEET getting eternally BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ywM6P9QwBI

>>37752992
>store bought trifle
heh what a plebian, mumsie makes the absoulte best trifle

>>37753023

My mother is dead you insensitive clod

>>37753039
haha, get eternally btfo'd. no delicious home made trifle for you!

>>37753039
Explains why you're buying store bought then ye mumless cunt.