>mfw absolutely zero friends and no one to talk

>>37740473
Same, but some people are just better off alone.

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I know that feel. It's wonderful, isn't it? Fuck people.

>>37740473
>he doesn't have a tulpa

>>37740473
>>mfw absolutely zero friends and no one to talk
same

every time I try to talk to someone on /r9k/ on discord or whatever I always sperg out and ghost them after like a day

I wish someone thought taught me how to be a normal functional person with friends desu

>>37740473

We're your friends anon. AMA

>>37740518
>We're your friends anon. AMA
c-can I suck your dick

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>>37740548
I don't know, its not a good idea to really get anywhere near it especially since I don't always have time to shower after I'm done going to the gym. Just pulling down my underwear makes the musky scent fill my entire room when I change, so nose are not permitted within a 10 meter radius.

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>>37740518
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAH*deepbreath*XAXXAXXXXAAAXAAXXXAAAA

>>37740473
Now old are you?

I'll be your friend if you're a girl (female or male).

>>37740548

That >>37740618 is not me.I don't think I'm gay although some traps make me think otherwise, but I'm still your friend if you're mine.

>>37740686

21

origano original

>>37740699
o-okay, what do friends do, anon?

>>37740473
>so boring i'm the one being ghosted
>had a nice chat with anon for a good long while
>actually share common interests
>genuinely interesting conversations for a month
>still get ghosted

>>37740822

I dunno. Talk on 4chan I think. Did you leave the house today?

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>>37740499
>>37740473
>mfw absolutely zero friends and no one to talk

It's a dream come true really. Nothing can replace the solice I feel from being alone.

>>37740967
While I do agree it gets boring after a while

sometimes I wonder what friends would be like

I can become someone's friend of they want too.

>>37740473
I used to chase after friendship mostly because I was bored and it felt like the natural thing to do.
It never ended well because it was for selfish reasons and I have the social abilities of a fly.
I guess I never really got what friendship was for or how to attain it.

I don't even know how to fit in on online games. If I actually get the courage to play one, I never talk to anybody. They've all been playing for years and already have their friend groups anyway, and any new people have friends to help them.
To feel comfortable, I'd have to hop in from the very beginning, so I wouldn't feel so intimidated. But even then, it'd probably be full of cliques from other games.

The only people I have to talk to us my bf and his mother. I deperatly want friends but, all I do after my solitary job is cling to my bf.. Which you might think is great but, there are a lot of other experiences I want to do. Like go to the beach or just talk to other women about each other's life's.

>>37740548
you can suck mine if i can suck yours

>>37740473
Hi anon, I'll be your friend.

>>37740967
i used to tell myself this but years later i cry myself to sleep 50% time

>>37741163

>my bf
>lot of other experiences I want to do

Suicide. It's an option.

>>37740473
What are your interests?do you have a discord?

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>>37741170
>you can suck mine if i can suck yours
I'm a friendless loser with a pathetic penis it doesn't deserve to be sucked

It's time for me to move on from the whole being a man thing it's not working out for me

you can put it in a cage or cut it off though I don't care my penis is worthless it doesn't matter
sf btw

>Try to join a community on 4chan
>Hope I could work on socializing here and then it might translate a bit to the real world
>End up making awkward attempts at convos and too intimidated by the more social members to interact
>Quit a week later
I can't even fit in on a japanese cartoon board

Funny how the op ignores all the people who offer friendship and is slow with the replies. True roastie style keep it up.

>>37741322
>no sauce on google image
just kill me

>>37740485
This only applies to pure schizoids, which is like, one out of a hundred thousand peoples>>37740499
>>37740967

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>>37741324
Did you join a discord or something like that? I've been thinking of doing the same thing, but it seems far too nerve-wracking for me. It took me a long time to even work up the courage to post here

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>>37741395
shit I saw her tumblr once but forgot it

I recommend you search the archives for that image, someone probably posted sauce there

It's kinda weird the images on the archives aren't indexed by Google, because the text on desuarchive et all seems to be... I wonder how their image search works

>>37741537
Yes it was a discord. I think my mistake was taking on too much too soon. It might have worked better if it was a one on one setting.

>>37741322
>>37741590
found it https://fapxl.com/video/3276753/mycherrycrush-cuteyellowballgag

>>37741693

>it's not even a boy
can't trust anyone these days

post skype and ill add you and talk to you everyday until were bored of each other

>>37743191
I don't have a skype anon.

>>37743200
unlucky

i would ask for an adress and ill send you a letter but giving out your adress here seems like a bad idea

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>>37743230
Making friends is so hard even through the internet...

>>37743271
you could solve this problem by making a skype account, giving the adress.
but you choose not to, you are your own antagonist here

>>37740473
MAKE FRIENDS THEN FAGGOT! 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ONE? YOUR NOT TRYING HARD E-FUCKING-NOUGH THEN! DAMN! SUCH SIMPLY SOLUTIONS YET PEOPLE ARE CRYING ABOUT THIS SHIT! REALLY DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL!!! USE THE INTERNET IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING TALK FACE TO FACE FOR FUCKSAKE!

>>37743271
TRY A VISUAL NOVEL IF ACTUALLY TALKING TO A LEGITIMATE HUMAN BEING IS TOO DIFFICULT!!!

Join our discord, we have one conversation a day on fast days!,
ask questions that probably will take some time to be answered!
And enjoy trying to make friend with people as or more autistic than you!
gg/Jpktf

>>37743654
I only have a Steam account and I refuse to install Skype on my PC.
>>37743759
I already play VNs idiot.

I just want someone to talk about serious topics in detail with. I think I'll go try and be an expert in something. I'm tired of ignorant plebs acting like they know everything. Not saying I do but the arrogance of most people drives me crazy

These normal people just don't understand. "Just do it there are twenty bazillion people". if we knew how we'd do it. It's a completely foreign concept for us. We need to be walked through it step by step because we never learned how to socialize AT ALL. You can be like "just go outside", nigger then what? You just imply I know what to do when I don't.

>>37743913
Then treat real life conversations like one of your visual novels. What's so hard about that? Besides not having a script laid out in front of you? Judgement? No one's judgement holds and value in this world unless you give it value.

>>37741384

OP here, I have stomach problems so I was in and out of the bathroom for a long time. I'll make a discord/skips/kik and make a duplicate thread tomorrow if this one is dead by then. I need to go to the doctor

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>>37744003
>Then treat real life conversations like one of your visual novels
I already do, I like to imagine myself as Shiki but I can't stop getting early bad ends.

>>37744047
and what causes you to get bad ends?

>>37743985
You claim you don't understand how to do it, yet your doing it right now. If talking face to face is the problem, then step outside your comfort zone and become used to it. Practice makes perfect.

You had to interact with your parents or family did you not?

>>37744075
Very bad choices.

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Raki#2986

I'll be a friend.

>>37744118
Like what?


Orignialaga

>>37744110
>comfort zone
normie phrase
get outta here, pigboy

>>37744137
I dont like voice chat and we will seldom have conversations, want to be my friend?

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>>37744278
DO YOU REALLY WANT FUCKING HELP? OR WOULD YOU RATHER WALLOW IN YOUR OWN SELF PITY LIKE A LITTLE FAGGOT?!?! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHETHER I'M A NORMIE OR A FUCKING ROBOT, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP DAMN IT.

>>37740473
CHANDELIERS AND

>>37744356
whatever, pigboy

>>37744400

DECOLLETES THAT