my wagecucking begins tomorrow at 9 am, going in for training

>>37740275
Yeah don't be a sperg

tfw I called in sick on my second week of work

>>37740275
>first job

How old are you anon?
Also don't be late

>>37740764
im 18 desu

its at a pool store

>>37740275

-Ask (reasonable) questions to make it seem like you're proactive and passionate and shit.

-Actually listen, especially to the shit that's unsaid, because the stuff between the lines is the important stuff (ie, office politics, who not to piss off, who to kiss butt)

-Don't do anything ridiculous (ask for time off immediately, wear something idiotic, go into detail about other jobs you considered, talk about robot hobbies). Do your best to fit in; that's what the job normies like.


Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me nothing by the stairs
She doesn't exist

>>37740797
hehe.... sounds like a perfect environment for me to flex my ENTP neuromuscles...

i'll be ruling over all the roaches from behind my cash register

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>>37740787
>robot
>in sales

Heh, good luck...

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>>37740275
How many customer rewards cards can you sell by the time I've finished this coffee, wagie-anon?

>>37740787
>pool store do you do service too?
if it's not a giant giant get ready for comfy city if they value you and train you up forget college money town plus Robots make great pool mechanics

>>37740954
by not giant giant I meant a not a big chain corporate place

>>37740981
they only have a few locations in the state and seem pretty comfy, they own the actual pool factory i think

also im just cashiering and stocking shelves

>>37740938
would you like me to refill your coffee, sir? we only provide the best customer service here at jobmart inc, after all

>>37740275
>>37740787
If you're 18 and it's your first job, it won't be too bad. If you have cool coworkers it'll be pretty comfy. Worst case scenario you've got a hardass boss who just makes it as boring as possible

>>37741112
That being said it's an gentle introduction to the horrific soul crushing world that is wagecucking. Enjoy your time.

>>37740275
tucc your shirt in and try your best :thumbsup: