Femanon thread

>>37739924
Such grammar is not possible in this age. This is downright disastrous. Please take an English class kind sir.

>>37739924
i haven't had sex in almost two years. It's the longest I've gone without sex since I lost my virginity. I can easily imagine being in this state for the rest of my life, thinking that brief period of youth where I could attract ugly or dysfunctional girls into the bedroom on my parent's beautiful estate was just a fluke.

>>37739924
Some of us are sluts some lurk in the shadows

>>37739996
But you've proven my point. You've had effortless sex with dozens of girls.

Obvious bait thread and youre no femanon.

>>37740078
nope, i've labored and labored playing the numbers game over 6 years to have the privilege of having sex with 9 girls.

>>37740102
femanon here. even i could tell op isn't an actual girl

>>37739924

>femanon thread

NO FAGGOT. sage sage saged

>>37740102
Yes I am. I'm a girl. But not a virgin of course

>>37740112
I said at least eight in the OP. You've topped that number with 9. I suppose I was wrong. People on /r9k/ are actually having sex more often than normal people.

>>37740115
femanon here, i can tell you're not actually a femanon either

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>>37739924
Good fucking lord. Have mercy. I just came too. Nice OP.

>>37740139
I regret all but three of them. Also, most normal people find someone to have sex with and have sex with that person for a really long time, like years. I've always had to lower my standards out of thirst for physical contact and companionship (not even sex), then break up once i realized that i should be able to find someone who isn't so bad.

>>37740150
stupid roleplaying loser i am a real femanon

>>37739924
her mid section looks disproportionately large compared to her legs

Reminder that everyone who says they're a virgin in current year is a troll. Don't feed the troll

>>37740199
Cure your yellow fever.
You racemixing fetishist

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I'm a virgin because I don't want to have sex.

It's gross and messy and I don't like being around or dealing with the drama and inconvenience of "a relationship," let alone dealing with birth control or STDs or general what if the guy has a cold you're definitely going to catch it with him on top of you

Somewhere along the way I became an adult, got my own place and my own job and kind of stopped caring at all.

>>37740237
my old roommate is a virgin and he's a little older than me. The guy just progression raids TBC expansion of WoW or DotA all day when he's not working, and I think he's been unemployed since he stopped being my roommate 8 months ago.

Listen to how he talks and you'll be sure that no woman has ever taken her panties off in the same building as him.

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>>37739924
i am tire desu

low energy bait, low energy responce

kys you fookin pretend roastie

I was molested twice by to different upper class males. I think, I was just to darn cute and dumb to realize that my body was being used as a fuck toy. Men will always objectify girl and women. At the very least women should take control of their sex life and protect themself. I feel that it may take some learning and self discovery before they found that one specially guy and there is nothing wrong for a woman getting her needs met while she gets her career together and finding a viable SO.

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I'm a legit 21 year-old kissless virgin though. Feels bad mang. Some of us are just not meant to ever fuck at all.

>>37740279
hey, cheers to you anon

>>37739924
I'm a female and almost 20 and never kissed a guy. Why do you assume virgins are rare? Wh am I replying to a bait thread?

>>37740467
You've probably sucked cock though.

>>37740521
I never even held a guy's hand let alone sucked a dick. Nice meme though

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>>37740361
23 khv
I wish I could be good enough that someone I want to fuck would want to fuck me
but some of us aren't meant to

>put femanon in the title
>actual girls flood to the thread
Lmao.

>>37740558
if you arent asian, you probably butt fuck ugly, sry to hear that

>>37740611
I was going to say I'm not ugly but yeah you're right

>>37740558
not over for you yet, you're still 7 years off from the wall. why don't you focus on finding your husband in that time. I'm sure if you put your mind to it you'll be able to make it.

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>>37739924
Looks like she figured us all out boys. Ha-ha. Back2Reddit I go for my t-teen p-pussy. Ciao!

>>37740590
dont know why anyone is so upset about these threads, they draw the women away from other threads like flies. woman containment ITT

>>37740714
I'm a high school dropout who never leaves the house. I recently got a job at KFC but it's not exactly a place to meet guys. I've accepted I probably won't ever have a boyfriend.

>>37740775
Finish your high school diploma or that might actually be the case.

>on R9K
>pic found on the internet
>implies that they're not a virgin

>>37740775
what >>37740789 said, you should get your GED or something. you can't be too busy with your work at KFC that you can't make a little time to study up for a test and get the GED. Then some lonely loser like me would consider dating you.

>>37740775
Not anon
Just go to libraries, cafes, talk to lunatics on this board, ect to get a bf. Its not that hard.
Unless you want the interesting personalities you'll have to find the people who just want a best friend relationship partner.

>>37740775
A lot of brothers go into KFC, though.

Give out your number to enough porch monkeys and you're sure to get at least one booty call.

>>37740789
>>37740859
I plan on getting on my GED. I'm supposed to sign up tomorrow for prep courses at the local library, but I don't think I'm smart enough to pass the test. I've never been a smart person and I've been out of school soooooo long I remember nothing. I don't know what I'd do even with my GED. I just don't see life going anywhere

>>37739924
fembot here

God, I hate niggers.

>>37740968
I'll help you out if you need help. I was a tutor through high school and college, and I miss doing it.

>>37740968
If you were intelligent enough to type that post you're intelligent enough to pass the GED. There is zero challenge in it, it's meant to filter out absolute retards.

There's one question that's stuck with me as unforgettable ever since I took the test a decade ago.

>What animal is traditionally associated with the Headless Horseman?
>A: Bat
>B: Horse
>C: Dog
>D: Cat

>>37740968
NOBODY ELSE ANSWER THIS, NO CHEATING

Byron purchased a $5000 certificate of deposit (CD) at his local bank. The CD will pay him 7% simple interest. How much interest, in dollars, will Byron have earned from his CD at the end of a 2-year period?

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>>37739924
>snek sex levels of sex drive
>into free use, exhibitionism and a whole array of other things
>willing to try any and all fetishes that can't cause death or desease
>cousin teases me about being KHHV at 21
>"it's so easy anon! are you gay? i mean it's the only reason i see for you to be so bad at life"
>this engages my hatefuck mode
>i want to rape her and break her mind to the point she can't live properly without a good pump of hot cum down her throat in the morning
>want make her my personal cumdumpster and fill her to the brim in public
>won't do it because i'm a coward
>actually a solid 7/10
>but severe autism
>TFW will never have submissive GF
>TFW literaly manwhore
i'm gonna end it all, i can't live with sex in my head all the time and fapping 6 times a day just to not feel my dick throbbing 24/7, begging to be sucked

>>37741057
I thought I had the answer but then I realized I don't know how to find a percentage. I really don't know. I'm dumber than I originally thought.

how degenerate is a secret horsecock fetish and occasional venture to 7chan

>>37741155
your prep course should teach you all of the stuff you need, and if there's anything difficult to understand, a tutor should help with that. Add me on discord liima#7376 and i'll be your tutor as you get your GED.

>>37741259
oops it's #7673, I got brain DDoSed

>>37740279
Do you have a sex drive you maintain or no drive at all?

>>37739924
H-HOLY FUCKING SHIT


The most horny oregano

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I JUST WANT A CUTE WEEB YANDERE FEMBOT GIRLFRIEND I HEARD STORIES OF PEOPLE GETTING THIS WHY CAN'T I
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37742122
those stories are lies. it's never happened.

>>37740257
I can't. I've had yellow fever since I was 15 and I'm 23 now. Idk how to cure it. What's wrong with making love to some yellow girls?

>people complaining its bait but still posting in the thread anyway
REAL femanon here, you guys are fucking idiots

>>37741155
Question: What is the nominal interest gained over two years?
Interest gained in one year: 7%
Interest is calculated from the investment. Investment is $7000

Without calculator:
Divide 7,000 by 100 to get 1% (70) then times by 7 (or 14 if you want to save time) then double that value. That is the interest
With calculator:
7,000*1.14

Finance and Maths degree holder

>>37741356
I'm a dedicated faucetsexual

My showerhead and I are going to get married as soon as it's legal.

>>37743041
can you do a split while standing on one leg?

if so, recommended

>>37743041
Why don't you just get a wand? Stop wasting water anon.

>>37743061
I... it's some kind of OCD cleanliness thing. I can climax and get even cleaner at the same time, it's a win-win. Much better than keeping a piece of plastic around accumulating bacteria and bodily fluids

>>37740712
> in b4 called beta orbiter
You're listening to people who are probably just salty and ugly themselves and using it to reinforce a negative maxim. Just a suggestion, don't listen to R9K for advice.

>>37743160
What do you think about when horny?

how do you swear off males forever

>>37739924
I know this is bait, but honestly it's not that difficult to be a virgin. And it's not even that bad. If you subtract everyone shoving sex in your face every chance they get because they have nothing else of value to bring to the table, it's actually kind of sad how many people base their lives around getting laid.

Seriously, there's more to life, than satisfying your primal instincts every second you get.

My dick looks like a banana so I'm afraid of sex

>>37743160
You wash it? I mean, I'm a dude, but it seems like wands are superior desu.

Also would you not want at least a no strings attached dicking?

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Fembots I am a skeletor why do girls flock to fat guys I thought skinny people were considered attractive.

>>37741006
This triggers my autism because it's supposed to at least be
A. Horse
B.Bat
C.Cat
D.Dog