>Tfw you just jerked off in a dark alley and you're paranoid

>>37737449
I fapped to a video of myself fapping to a video of me having sex with a fat asian bitch
if that aint degenerate who knows what is

All fapping is degenerate. That said, why do you care

I fapped to the bing results for tits (with safesearch on, for some reason i couldnt turn it off) while in a middle school bathroom.

>>37737449
Jerked off in ROSS one time

>>37737449
What alley? In what state, city, and township?

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>>37737475
Fapping to a video of yourself fapping to a video of yourself fapping to a video of you having sex with said fat asian bitch.

>>37737544
I'm paranoid enough as is. I really need a girlfriend because the sexual frustration is getting out of hand.

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Middle of the Student Union at FSU when I walked by a poster of the cheerleaders. Dropped my load on the ground and walked back to the dorm.

Fapped at a lookout at 3am, probably 2 hours drive away from the nearest town, in my sisters car, then got out and came off the cliff the lookout looked over

Hobby Lobby bathroom

Fapped in a uni library bathroom because my balls hurt. There were 3 blokes having a big conversation that wasnt ending so i had to come out and wash my hands and leave walking past them all.

>Friend and his family go out of town
>Want me to house sit for them and take care of their dogs
>Have a huge voyeur fetish so one day it gets the best of me and i start doing a little snooping through his parents room
>Find box in their closet full of sex stuff like a dildo, lube, those blowjob tablets that make the cum taste like strawberries
>Find a flash drive
>Bring it home and plug that shit in
>Has a video of his mom using said dildo in her ass (big surprise)
>Cum a million buckets
>Bring it back to their house
>Find her panties
>Fap with her panties
>Put them back
>Pretend it never happened

had a wank at legoland when i was 13 and jizzed on the toilet door

>>37737748
I forgot to mention it was anal lube hence the >Big surprise remark

>>37737475
>>37737553
Is this a fetish? I feel like there is a market for people to fap to videos of themselves fapping.

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fapping to poorly drawn tits on a mcdonalds napkin while sitting on a toilet in a hotel room 8000 miles from my house.

>>37737593
Keep up the indecent exposure in public and you'll find yourself in a relationship in prison, bitch.

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the back of the school bus


i was the last kid off

>>37737449
I fapped in Church. Guaranteed to go to hell

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>>37737978
>was that last kid that got off

I upgraded that for you. ;^)

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> Be 11
> recently found fapping
> ecstasy
> Cant stop
> At grandmas house for the week
>in grandmas bedroom alone
> Decide to fap
>Keep fapping
>Orgasm
> Reflexively close dickhole
> Doorknob turns
>mfw
>Grandma doesnt see me fapping
>But she sees my head leaned on the chair
>and my hand leaving my pants
>She gives me a disgusted look
> She closes door
Throughout dinner she stares at me everytime i eat with my right hand

While driving on the tollway is the most recent one that comes to mind. Multiple times. I have a problem I always have an erection.

>>37738283
poor Grandma

>be 20 or 21
>work at beach picking up garbage
>early morning, no one's really there except us workers
>have to go clean showers with 10/10 pure 17-year old qt
>she goes to do women's showers, I do men's
>(it is all outdoors, everything is separated by walls with an opening near the floor, like bathroom stalls)
>no garbage around, so just sit on bench and start fapping with some tissues I'd brought, thinking about the qt
>finish, but as I'm buckling up, tissue flies away under shower wall
>go around to grab it and the qt is right there, leaning against the wall with her back to me
>freeze in terror
>she turns around and asks if I'm done
>"a-almost"
>she looks at tissue, I look at it and pick it up and throw it in garbage bag, trying to be casual and acting like I'd just seen it
>go back into shower area and catch my breath and compose myself before going out again

Fapping can be dangerous.

>just discovered fapping a few weeks ago
>don't realize it's something taboo
>on charter bus all alone
>mostly empty
>start fapping through my shorts
>cum while looking out the window

I don't think anyone noticed.

>>37737449
i fapped to the though of chopping someones head off and fucking their head and dead body, also i tryed to fuck a stray dog once.

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>tfw fap in bathroom to stay awake during night shifts

>>37738478
Did she know you were fapping?

>>37738638
That is the mystery! I will never know. I hope so.

>>37738520
Nice. I've done one of those two

In the garden: almost accidentally jizzed on the dog.

>>37737449
Even though I jacked off in class in high school, I'm still going to go with dairy Queen parking lot as the worst, due to my age at the time and what I was thinking about.

>>37737449
>Be about 10/11
>Watching the mummy with my dad
>Sat on the other sofa to the right of him
>The most intense urge to wank in my life
>Can't resist
>Use pillow to cover myself
>Mfw ninja wank feels so good
>Notice my dad looking at me
>Gives me the most dirty look i've ever seen
>He turns head back to watch film
>Still see disgusted look on his face
>Never said a word about it
>Watched the rest of the film in silence

>friends house
>pool house
>work bathroom x 1000
>grandma's house
>car
>school
>picnic table at park

With my cousins bra during Christmas dinner.

A schools playground

It was at night tho

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I jerked it on a pier once. Laying in the long grass.