How are you going to kill yourself?

I'm really considering buying a rope and hanging myself in the forest nearby

>>37735118
I would like to stream my suicide for 4chan because they'll always been there for me and would love to see it. But realistically I think I'll just starve myself in a forest somewhere so nobody can find me

>>37735152
Please wear a diaper and put a bag over your head to be considerate to the person who finds your corpse months later

>>37735152
Holy shit hi anon
>>37735162
I just posted about forest death lel

Helium tank, going to do it in 8 days.

summer is the worst season to be honest with you family

>>37735176
Why should he even bother to do that?

>>37735176
I'm planning to call the police with a vague description just before I take the leap, by the time they'll find me I should be gone, but hopefully no passerby should find me

>>37735118
I can't kill myself while my mother is alive. I don't want to be older than 50, so I'll probably hang myself in the hopes that it'll break my neck or something.

>>37735219
Why to be considerate of course

>>37735118
Death by shark or other wild animal.

>>37735118
Can't decide between Fentanyl and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preikestolen

I don't wanna get old so I'll probably slit my neck when I'm 30-something, death by exsanguination seems pretty comfy.

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>>37736742

It will not work, the Wizard's blood will turn your dead body into a Lich.