Retarded shit you have done

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>be me 5th grade (12yo)
>an official school class night where all the classmates of that grade go to and have a good time with the teacher in schools classroom.
>casual shit, bring your own basket with food and dinks - coke or some orange juice, ect.
>play random teambuilding games n shit
>suddenly someone suggested to play truth or dare.
>everyone does some lame ass shit, like lick a door knob or drink multiple juices mixed together
>my turn.
>i'm kinda alpha in my class
>dare
>the chick responsible for dares tells me to choose and kiss someone from the class.
>one chick that i kinda liked was all like " i hope he does not choose me"
>i panic
>basically sitting there all confused and shit, looking at the people around me
>other girls are kinda curious what i am going to kiss and start nagging me
>panic even more
>dont want to kiss any other girl than the girl i kinda like, but there is a girl i know that kinda likes me but i was not sure about that so idk,
>everyone is waiting on me to make a move
>autism.jpg
>i choose a friend of mine called alex and kiss him on the cheek.
>friend is creeped out and in shock
>everyone is stunned
>huge fucking laughter brakes out.
>get teased and laughed at for the rest of the year for kissing alex instead of any of the 14 girls in the class
>basically fucked up my rep as alpha and did not date any chicks until college because of shame, inner guilt and regret

At least noone called me a faggot tho.