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Repeat after me:

LIFE: HYPER-EASY MODE.
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That's what my shit looks like and I'm only 6.5"
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>>37734693
6.5" to 7" is porn-star level penis as long as you have good girth.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fucking peenlet, its like a fucking pinky thumblet what the fuck is the point of that even goddamn he should just start taking fucking HRT already
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>tfw 5.5 x 4

There's few men in the world with a dick skinnier than mine.
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>>37734650
didn't he rape a guy with a hammer?
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>>37735030
Holy shit. That's like a drinking straw lol
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>>37734650
Just because he has shower and not grower means nothing.
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>>37734711
What is considered good girth?
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>>37734650
Is that supposed to be big? That looks tiny
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>>37735030
>tfw 6.5 x 4

there is no god
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>>37735281
>tfw 5.5 x 5.5
literally average
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you can clearly see he's been jewtilated lmao
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>>37735329
>jerk off without porn for a change
>all goes well
>look at dick and notice how skinny it really is
>lose boner
>lose motivation to live
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>>37735200
5.5'~ in girth

anything above 5'5 is 'generous'
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>>37735464
>tfw 6.5 x 5.8 penis
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>>37735329
Is your dick a square?

>somehow this isn't original
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this is the only thing that stops me being incel
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>>37735577
>Is your dick a square?
To measure girth you have to put ruler around penis, so it's not a square.
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>>37735706
Do you have literally any other photos of your dick. That is all you post of it.
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>>37735552
tfw you (you, not referring to myself) practically own the most functional penis that is both good in length and girth
anything above 7 x 5.5 is just added mass imo

gz anon
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>>37735706
>that overhanging foreskin
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reminder that all men with a penis below 6 inches in length and 5 inches in girth have been cucked by estrogens put into their skincare products

google xenoestrogens, it might just save your sex life
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>>37734711
I'm like 7.5" by 6" and I'm still self conscious about my dick because it's barely 2 inches long flaccid and I'm a big guy so it looks pretty small compared to my frame
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>>37735763
yes

8char
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>>37735848
>6" girth
>insecure
Confirmed for not measuring right and or lying.
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>>37735887
Can you not get a proper erection or something? Out of boner pills?
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Reminder that if you're circumcised you really just need to kill yourself regardless of how big your dick is. You'll be doing yourself and everyone else a favor.
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>>37735921
No I just don't fap at all, I only cum when I'm with my girlfriend

Makes sure my balls are nice and full for her throat/ womb
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>>37734650
How's that?
in 99% of the cases, how will a female know the size of your dick before you get naked?

I have an attractive face so I get to fuck many girls, even if my dick is quite small...
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>>37735940
>implying your wite boi twink ass can feel the difference between cut and uncut when it's in your loose butt
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>>37735848
>and I'm a big guy
for me?
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>>37735950
Sounds like excuses for why you can't get it up.
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>>37735982
I actually can. It's like getting fucked by a broom handle.
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>>37734650
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

everybody thinks you're a fucking freak with a hard on if you're not popular fuck you fuck you fuck you I never wanted a huge cock
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>>37735898
I'm pretty sure the way you measure girth is with a string, right? That's what I did.

Anyway most of the reason I'm insecure about it is because it looks pretty small flaccid.
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>>37736024
I only do it with her, see her once every week/ two weeks so when we spend time together we try and fuck as much as possible
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hey you fag that keeps posting pics of your penis...
i know how you feel and almost took the same route.
Almost.
It was as idiotic as it was tempting.
Mine's bigger. I can see that at the first glance. So you can now sit down, and stop dickwaving, because it's a useless activity in and of itself, and at the end, there's always a bigger fish. And it's lonely at the top.
And to top everything off, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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>>37734650
>tfw ~7.1-3 x 6.3
The girth is the best part. I've had girls tell me they've had longer They always bring it up for no reason and all I can think about is how big of whores they are but nobody has been thicker
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>>37734650
>cut

gross

origirice originol
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>>37736263
Didn't look at your pictures and don't care about you but all these excuses sound like you can't get it up lmao
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>>37735046
no he just hooked the claw of a hammer under his testitcles and dragged him around the room for 'at least a minute'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3040460/He-MAD-really-MAD-picture-Jon-Hamm-s-hazing-victim-beaten-paddle-set-fire-confined-grave-carved-frat-basement-couldn-t-remember-Man-Men-star-s-nickname-MC-Hammer.html
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>>37736046

Imagine having a big penis and still failing at life LOL. Jesus Christ.
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>>37736609
Works fine when I use it desu
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>>37737159
>when I use it
So... never? So it doesn't work? Got it.
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>>37734650
It helps out, yea.
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>>37737207
just with my gf like I said, it works pretty well I find
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>>37737416
>He stole someone's cringefest text
Please tell me you made this up and it isn't real.
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>>37736909
>imagine being a robot. how crazy is that, right guys? xD there's one for the screencap!
out
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>>37737493
>orgasms 20 seconds apart
like a big girl hahahahahha
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>>37737497

It's 100% impossible to be a robot with an enormous penis. Actually impossible. Like, not joking.
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>>37734650
>>37736701
He was Chad and bully in school.
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LIFE ON EASY MODE
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