Normies what was it like when you saw a vagina for the first time?

>>37734157
a dude dressed in white draged me off of it and i was crying like a little pussy

not my proudest moment of life

It smelt a bit weird, but I started having the strange urge to bury my face in it, and so I did.

>>37734186
>tfw mom had a c section
>literally have never seen or touched a vagina

im not a normie but i wanted to put my dick deep inside and I did. guess im not a fag either.

tl;dr get the FUCK off of my board, pusc ass fgts

>>37734157
First time I saw one in real life was at a strip club for a bachelor party.

Good times.

I woke up lolz xD

>the only penis i've seen is my father's

now i know why my mom likes my dad so much. it certainly wasn't his personality

>>37734250
mind blown, really makes me think

My jaw pretty much dropped because the girl was 10/10 and she just took off her clothes out of nowhere.

>>37734250
Same.
Honestly you can only be a true robot if you literally never touched vag

>>37734157
Dong expanded. Turns out it didn't smell like fish. Was kinda surprised by how it felt as well. I don't know why but I expected the inside to be completely smooth and not have any texture.

>this looks way better than what r9k always shilled
>basically neutral smelling
>pretty cute actually
That Day I lost trust in the Internet

>>37734157

it was (and is) overrated

>>37734248
fake and gay

noone would bury his face in a rotten fish roastie

>>37734157
They said this would happen in health class

I thought "holy fuck".

>>37734157
I'm guessing you mean in person and not in porn or anything? Pretty standard. Freshman year of college. Girl in the dorms. It was nice. Little triangle of pubic hair and just a little labia peeking out. Buried my face in it and went down on her before she took my virginity.

>>37734877

>mr. Pretended Norman is actually your usual autistic sperglord 34yo kissless virgin

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>>37734932
>enters a thread directly addressing normies
>gets mad at normie answers

>>37734157
I'm hardly a normie but I managed to luck out and date someone insane.

It was alright, a little darker than I expected, not even due to porn but due to how pale she was.

>>37734157
It was some fatties and I was shit faced drunk.

>>37734157
I was surprised by the smell, which was pretty similar to how my dick smells after a shower. Not strong or anything, but oddly familiar. I was apprehensive about going down there, but it was fine. As for seeing it, we were kissing and touching each other, and both virgins, so it wasn't exactly a big reveal. We both just went along with it, to be honest my mind was on the fact that someone elses hand was on my dick for the first time.

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>>37734323
This comment may or may not be original


Wow..... This wasn't?

It's a nostalgic feeling, a scent that speaks to the animal within you: Yes! That's a good thing right there! Lick it! Smell it! Put your dick into it!

These are the thoughts that spring to the mind unbidden, from deep within.

like a sideways cheeseburger
im more into tits and ass than the floppy

>>37734157

I was disappointed. I was addicted to porn and used to fap to shittons of solo female masturbation and speculum porn where they open the vag and you can see her cervix. I was so hyped to finally get to see and fuck a real life pussy but while the girl was pretty, her pussy was ugly and not appitizing. It felt soft and nice and smelled addicting but it was overall disappointing. I think porn made me expect something that isn't realistic. I also expected porn style sex and it didn't feel nearly as good as it looks in the videos and drawings. I got a bj and fucked her in a few positions. I think she enjoyed it more than I did.

So when you finally get a naked girl in front of you, you end up seeing all the imperfections and nasty stuff and see that it's actually not that great in real life. Cuddling felt better than sex too. Naked, my dick inbetween her thighs, it felt way better cuddling like that. Playing with her tits while we laid down and watched tv in each other arms. I'd rather cuddle.

>>37734157
It was nice. I enjoyed myself.

>>37734157
>tfw I was 11 and a 7 year old girl not wearing a skirt and no panties climbed up a rock in front of me
I'm 21 now haven't seen a pussy since.

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What does eating pussy feel and taste like?

>>37736821
if the girls is clean, like nothing, quite disappointing desu

>>37736821

It feels like licking the underside of your arm. Basically wet it and lick, same shit. Just licking skin. I thought women and sex were 10 times better than what it really was like.

I've seen a few, on old stinky old women while I worked at a retirement home. Worst job ever. I rather kill myself that work there again.

>>37734157
>another thread inviting normies
fucking stop bringing them here you retard

>be kid
>boys have penises, I wonder what girls have
>all the adults keep it a secret
>eventually find out via internet porn
>wow it's fucking nothing

I was legitimately disappointed when I learned that all women had down there were holes. Was just a kid then though, felt a bit differently about the subject after puberty.

>>37736821
Depends on the girl. Usually it's kind of salty and musky. As for feeling, make a loose fist and lick that soft, fleshy part between your thumb and index finger. Kinda like that.

You're all trying it right now aren't you? Fess up.

>>37736821

rotten fish, stinking sweat, acid piss, rotten period blood, and a bit of hot turdshit

>>37734157
White girl named Elisabeth was the first girl who showed me her pussy. She was 16, I was 17. I had felt a pussy before by fingering a girl named Amanda a hand full of times, but I had never straight up stared down the barrel of a pussy until Elisabeth. We had been hanging out for a month or so.
I ate her out, horribly i can imagine, and she proceeded to suck me off, horribly of course. Neither one of us came. But that was the start of us fooling around. Within a week I was fucking her.

My inital thoughts upon inserting myself into her were of disappointment because how shit pussy actually felt. But that's only because I was wearing a condom. I didnt learn until later, that pussy reigns supreme when it comes to sensation once i started fucking without condoms.
Anyway, Elisabeth didn't fuck around. No condom = No pussy. So, I just stuck with oral mostly for the remainder of time i hung out with her. She was cool with it. She was like 95 lbs, and dick allegedly hurt her in almost every position that wasn't missionary.

>>37736821
Not as good as it looks

>>37737249
truth right here faggots

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>>37734157
>never even seen tits irl

>>37734157
>Be me, 12 years old
>Decide to visit porn for the first time
>Click on this one video
>See vagina
>Cum buckets in literally 10 seconds

>>37734157
Not much of anything, really. But the first time I saw one I'd already fucked three other girls. It was kinda weird though because she was my friend. She found out during conversation that I'd never gone down on a woman, and told me it was about time I did. She gave me a blow job after she told me I was a natural pussy eater. Ended up dumping her boyfriend for me and we dated for a year. She was literally batshit insane though.

>>37734497
cmon, tell story. ?

>>37738742
When I was in college my friends introduced me to a girl at a bar, she was pretty cute but so were plenty of girls and I was in a pretty depressed state between working and trying to graduate. I left the bar without talking to her but it turned out her room was literally next to mine. A few weeks later I saw her in the hallway of my dorm and asked if she wanted to smoke with me and she said yes.

We went back to my room and just smoked and talked for a while. After that she started coming around a lot of more but never anything sexual because I was too nervous to talk to her but I would randomly see her around campus. Eventually I got her number and texted her out of the blue and she asked me to come over to her room. I didn't think anything of it and I just went with it and brought some weed. When I got their we got pretty high and I noticed she was getting really horny then she asked me if I had done anything with a girl before and I said "no" and that I didn't really want to.


Then she just got up off her bed dropped all her clothes off and I couldn't believe my eyes. After that I just kind of instinctively got on my knees and started licking her pussy. I ate out her out for like 2 or 3 hours but didn't do anything because I was too shy or scared to get naked.

>>37739216
FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1 and gay. Seriously, you expect anyone to believe this shit? Most importantly, no woman would let you goof off down there for several hours. And she didn't even question that you "didn't really want to"? Bullshit.

>>37739588
You don't have to believe it but that's what happened. Don't ask for the story if you're gonna question it.

>>37739717
I believe you, but thats cuz im nomie as fuck and this is pretty common when you know where to look for girls like that

>>37734157
Pretty weird. The texture was odd and it changes depending on where you touch. The roof feels quite different from the bottom when you stick a finger in. And then it gets all wet. Seriously I could finger a girl all day and not get tired of it.

>>37739717
If you hadn't replied I'd be more likely to believe you. But your undying need to reply "you don't have to" let's me know I was right.

>>37739787
Yea, girls like that are everywhere. The biggest revelation about sex for me was being submissive is okay if you're a guy. too many robots think you have to be some super masculine dom to get any.

>>37739954
that's a very odd scale to judge the validity of my statement.


Thanks for the (You)s I suppose. I still had some 10/10 Latina pussy in mymouth and you didn't :^)

Pretty nice - I mean it wasn't anything special really, pretty cool to feel when she starts getting wet - its really the connection thats awesome but women don't like sensitive guys :^)

>>37740163
>being proud of being with a shit skin
Please don't do that. And I've had plenty of normal white pussy in and around my mouth. That's why I know you're larping.