what does it take to have a 200 reply thread on /r9k/?

>>37732343
These fucking crazy dubs

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I want to rub oil on their abs and work my way down until I'm giving them a handjob.

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>tfw you will never have a Strong Black Man to look after you

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>No BBC bf yet

I just want to anoint his big black penis with essential oils

>>37732375
>>37732499

I bet your dad loathes the piece of shit you've become.

>>37732343
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>>37732499
Fuck off /r hapas/asianmaculinity

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>>37732522
Nothing wrong with enjoying the finer things in life

>>37732343
I've done it three (3) times in the last 12 hours on this board but I won't tell youuuuuuu~

Just say you're a girl.
Should be enough.

>>37732551
Yea that's why you're posting pictures of dicks on an anime forum and live with your mom lmao

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>>37732343
>what does it take

A few fembots, ofc!

My BF just broke up with me. Show me where the actual nice guys are, R9K

>>37732598
Hey, you're actually kinda attractive. Wanna be friends?

>>37732598
>tfw to lazy too work as a nurse
My mom worked as a nurse as a kid. And I only saw her on Saturdays since she always had work. That job seems to be true wage slavery.

>>37732598
>not going for a robot bf
Hindsight is 20/20 but virginity can only be taken once. Leave roasty.

>>37732598
we're doing this? ok.

timestamp or stfu

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>>37732343
Fembots/Normies/Traps/Faggots/Furries/Gay/Lesbian/NoGF/Interracial Cuck Porn/Rate My dick.

If you want to have atleast 200 replies. Your thread must go about one of the subjects above. In short, this entire board is degenerate.

>>37732625
>friends

Sure! Post kik/throwaway

>>37732632
I'm not a nurse, it's just a mask to help with my allergies

>>37732638
He was a virgin and so am I, but he was too cowardly to step-up to the plate when I said I wanted to lose it

@37732642
>stfu
No u

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>So i am a guy who is pretty ugly
>So ugly i have legit no confidence in asking a girl out...most can deal with rejection, but it would literally be the final edge for me to commit suicide
>Got a worthless degree
>Virgin at 27
>Still live at home
>The crushing disapointment in my fathers eyes every morning is like a stab in my heart
>I try to be friendly and get jobs, but nothing ever works


The dream of me and family seems so hopeless.....all my desires has faded....every night before bed i cry....i get choked up when i look out the window and see all these happy people...i am in such a bad state that a single compliment makes my whole day.....no friends....i hate this and can't wait till i die, so this will be over.

37732796
So no timestamp then? Not gonna prove it? Just gonna take the low hanging fruit?

>>37732796
Virgin does not equal robot you dumb fuck.
Chad was a virgin too before he pumped and dumped women left right and center.
Also
>boyfriends irl
Good way to guarantee getting a failed normie or worse.
Robots are only on r9k. Next question.

>>37732794

Interracial cuck porn has lose it's trolling abilities.only Pol still gets triggered

>>37732796
>He was a virgin and so am I, but he was too
How the hell you can have a bf and don't fuck you, we was gay.

Typically it's happened when I share an unpopular opinion. People get their feelings hurt hearing it, and think I'm doing it on purpose when I just want to get it off my chest.

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They can have her haha

>>37733071
They could be Christians, but I never heard of Christians actually taking that seriously.

>>37732598
>show me where the nice guys are
Sure as hell not here, as you very well now mrs mask woman

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>>37733277
>christfags

W-w-w-wait, these people are real?

>>37732343
be british

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>>37732598
>>37732625
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>>37732642
>>37732796
This is a perfect microcosm of a guaranteed 200+ reply thread on today's r9k OP.
In a better time it'd have been a tard story thread or something of actual value to the average lurker.
It hurts to scroll the catalog now.

>>37732499
That penis isn't that big, 7,5 inches at most.