>mom found the semen syrup
>dad found the dick dressing
I can hear him crying upstairs.
>social worker found the slovenian girls smelly socks shipment
>cleaning lady found the hiv syringes
i knew it was bad idea to steal them from hospital
And she still forgot to buy the cereal sauce
>dog licked the squirt shirt
>octogenarian found the jizz planetarium
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>grandma fell into the penis portal
>russian sonar found the smegma los angeles class nuclear submarine
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>>37732739
how do you people come up with these things
fucking KEK
>uncle found the puss bottle