How do I get a crazy girlfriend who will never leave me?

Get into the occult

>>37731165
no just hope and pray they come to you you don't go to them they go to you

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>>37731190
Speaking from experience, or guessing?

>>37731165
Are crazy girls often into that stuff?

>>37731449
Oh yes

Prigjajwh

>>37731151
>join discord
>bot that posts my name and tells everyone that i joined
>leave discord
every single time

>>37731151
Abduct one from an asylum and chain her up in your attic.

Don't forget to gag her for the first few weeks, they tend to scream.

>>37731151
This chat is full of mentally ill trannies

>>37731223
Mixture of both lmao

>>37731606
>>expecting yanderes not to be mentally ill
lmao

>>37731630
Tell us about your experiences with yanderes.

>>37732043
oh boy this will be quiet the greentext story anon should i do it?

>tfw people get yandere gfs and don't care for them
>they keep hurting them but they stay with them because they are yandere
>tfw i am still alone

BUYING YANDERE GF

>>37731165
this works, my yandere is super into the occult, i treat her like a goddess and she treats me like her personal treasure, life is good.

should i explain my experience in 2 parts?

>>37732950
Sure, I'd like to hear it. I hope you liked how it was though.

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You don't. The one you're looking for doesn't exist. She's a fairy tale.

>>37731151
be an 11/10 ultraChad there you go!

>>37731151
the actual yandere room in that discord seems p dead

>>37731151
Look for a tranny or trap.