The Hikki/NEET Guide

This fucking underage child doesn't use chopsticks to eat his cheetos like the uncultured swine he is

protip: stop being a neet

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>>37728028
TRUTH
>>37728038
SHAME. LEAVE NOW

how do i get skin like that bitch in op's pic

>>37728038
This is good advice, though. It's an unpleasant thought, but NEETdom is ultimately unsustainable and turns real sour after about 3 years. It also destroys your psyche.

A bottle of body powder is only a few dollars. Rub that shit on you balls, gooch, and ass to prevent swamp ass and jock itch.

>>37728624
Using phone apps

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>>37728006
I'll just post some general quality of life advice here that helped me a lot:

>meditate
Even a NEET needs hobbies, and to succesfully train these skill consistently, you need willpower. Train willpower by sitting down and thinking about nothing for at least 10 minutes every single day.

>eat healthy
Your hormones are heavily influenced by your eating habits, so even if looking good or being fit don't interest you, eat healthy for your own mental health. Nobody likes to be in a depression, just changing your diet can fix a lot of your depressive thoughts.

>read philosophy
Another good habit for depressed robots is to read philosophy. Recommended starters are Meditations by Marcus Aurelius and How to Make Friends and Influence People. These books will shift your mindset to a more productive one as well as offer life-changing advice on how to live your life. They will put your mind at ease regarding a lot of your percieved problems.

>cold showers
Cold showers further serve to increase willpower which allows you to keep the good habits up with less effort, it raises testosteron which will give you more masculine energy, helps combat negative thoughts and fight off diseases. Some people also consider it good for your skin.

>stroll outside
It's easy to forget about the world around you when locked in a cave, and it will give you vitamin D deficit which again isn't good for your mindset. Take regular walks outside for a dosis of sunlight and reminders that there is a world of opportunity outside, something to keep your hopes for the future up.

>lift
Another good boost to testosteron for the affermentioned benefits. Also, it helps maintain bodyweight and gives you functional power in case you ever have to do some work. In case you ever want to go back into the real world it also gives you some social status to be strong.

-dress well
This one increases your confidence which gives your social status a huge boost.

Char. limit I have more

Do straws really aid in tooth health?

Love those threads

If you want to leech off society, try to live in a small town without any bus or train near by, so you can have an excuse to just get neetbux indefinitely

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> tfw in a perfect limbo of being a NEET and making money by doing lazy shit for a couple hours every now and then while in bed and on laptop.

>>37730109
I was with you until "go outside"
I just do work outs at home to not get obese but not enough to be ultra fit, just the right amount.
I also drink a lot of orange juice to make up for my lack of vitamin D, I still look pale as fuck, but overall I am healthy while not going out.

Lots of good advice in this thread.

>>37730443
Thanks anon, I am in the process of getting neetbux and I will look in to moving possibilities.

>>37730539
If you go out when people are working, you don't meet a lot of people
depending where you live ofc

>>37730562
no idea where you live, but in France what this anon said work perfectly
>get 750 a month of benefit
>forced to a meeting every 2 months to know why I'm not working
>said some bullshit about me being into some dark computer stuff
>get asked why I can't find a job
>living in a small town with no public transport
>pretended to get my driver license for a year
>oups I don't have money for a car
>I guess I just have to wait for a job position in my 4500 habitants town

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>become nocturnal

I do this because I live alone, things are quiet and I don't have to deal with the pesky sun.

>make sure you have a decent phone

This isn't to talk to people or anything, it's so you can play games and browse 4chan while on the shitter

>become handy in tech and tools

I do this so I never rely on anyone if something in my house breaks, thus avoiding any social interaction

>make sure the curtains are extremely thick and dark

This isn't to be edgy, it's so you can put them in every window in your house because neets hate the sun, drink OJ like
>>37730539 said to make up vitamin D

>>37728624
Phone apps and makeup, otherwise general skin care and a bunch of dank disposable masks, drink water I am too lazy to format this better

>>37728006
If i live the hikki lifestyle outside forced excursions into work am i considered a hikki?

>>37730364
The point is to not get the drinks on your teeth

I don't get how some NEETs have shit hygiene. One reason I'm NEET is because I care too much about what other people think so smelling and looking like shit is the last thing I'd want

>>37732150
Does it work if I only drink water

>>37730109
Great advice

>>37728006
Garbage advice.

>>37729821
True I'm four years in and things are getting really bad.

>>37732150
My teeth are already fucked

>>37728624
Vegan diet