How, in all originality, can I become a better poster?

>>37727889
Originality, thought, cleverness and insight. Say something interesting or no one will care.

>>37727889
By leaving this board before you turn into a Tumblr-tier, cancerous faggot.

On b I have people vote on things for me do (what I tell out my window, etc.) and those get pretty good feedback

>>37727889
lurk more, orginallly

Take this from an old fucking fag who's been posting here for around 12 damn years
>lurk moar
>your posts MUST be shitposts,meaning they should NEVER make much sense
>your pic related should not be overly interesting, but a fucking retarded picture just enough to catch anon's attention, it can be a meme, some reaction pic, some edgy suicide pic, whatever, but never with something to talk about
If all else fails,insult everyone you see, using these 3 words
>nigger
>faggot/fag
>-word of the year-
Here, word of the year is the buzzword popular on 4chan at the given time, like right now its "cuck"

If your post is insightful, ditch the pragmatic eloquent examples and vocabulary, ditch the big words and phrase it like you'd at a sausage fest furry orgy with AIDS laced drinks,just how anons like it. If anyone wanted big words they'd just read it on wikipedia wouldn't they ?
Example:
You have to post about a black person stealing a bike
Low quality post:
>stock photo of a bicycle
>post says:look, another nigger stealing bike kek
>anon:OP is a faggot
>thread is archived

High quality premium moot certified post
>photo of a nigger with his head blown off/a nigger being beaten by white cops
>post says :>black 'people'
>anon replies: yeah, dumb fucking niggers,why haven't we killed them all yet ?
>350+ replies

>>37727889

just keep making

>trap threads
>rose thread
>BLACKED threads
>/normie/ general
>manlet threads

etc, people will love you. good guy.