Have you ever been to a Swinger's Club? Why not?

Because my wife and I arent degenerate

>>37726973
What do you mean with degenerate?

Because I'm not a couple
Because I'm not pushing 40
Because I'm happy being clean
Because I want to cuddle with somebody familiar, not have degenerate sex with random people

>>37726958
No I'm not British enough to go

Jk. Cuz me and the wife don't have the urge to share intimacy with other people

I'd go to a cbt event though .

I'm not an R-selected degenerate who has given in to Jewish tricks.

No because they all have a 'no single men' policy and

>TFW no gf

>>37727022
>no single men
>but single women are fine
patriarchy right?

>>37726996
There a many young swingers, and special evenings for swingers under 30.

>>37727022
>No because they all have a 'no single men' policy
Not around here. Men usually pay more and they limit single men to even out the numbers but virtually any club allows single men.
Also once you're in the scene, you can find a woman to go with you.

>>37727034
It's not true. Most clubs allow single men.

>>37727039
T. Someone who's never tried to get into a swingers club

>>37727097
They openly advertise prices for single men. You just have to get a reservation in advance because they want to keep the m/f ratio even.

My fuck buddy took me with her, so we only paid the cheap couple's price.

Why do people do this?

Share their wife and stuff.

>>37727259
Fun

I'd never go with a woman I love though, only friends with benefits as long as I'm single

>>37727271
Is it fun, really?

Is there any porn set in a real swingers house?

>>37727338
I have not seen one yet and I doubt it. You would need the consent of everyone in the room.

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>>37727319
>doing anything on some dirty mattress that isn't yours
Normans fucking kill me

Why does the idea of swinger's clubs make me so uncomfortable? I feel ill to my stomach. idk why

>>37727376
That shit and real life orgies are by far my biggest fetish

Yes it is really expensive. There three where I live. One is a gay club, one makes you feel out forums before going in and the 3rd is really expensive.

>>37727421
You can experience it. Take care of your body, stay in shape. You don't need to be a 10/10 in swinger's clubs as long as you take care of yourself.
The hardest part is either the money if you're a single man, or finding a woman to go with you.
Here the fees are usually:
Women: 0 - 10 Euro
Couples: 20 - 30 Euro
Men: 70 - 100 Euro
It's necessary to keep the ratios even

>>37727532
Same where I am

single Women 15-30 dollars.
Couples 50 -80
Single men are 75 to 100

>>37727532
Yea but is there porn of it tho?

How good like are the men and women at swinger's?

>>37727587
Not that I know of, but one of the club allows you to throw private parties. Another one of them allows you to watch people fuck.

>>37727401
Dude that picture just made me burst out laughing like a maniac in the library. Just wanted to say fuck you.

>>37727603
Across the board
What's more important, in my experience the percentage of douchebags is rather low. People tend to be quite different once they're naked.

>>37727612
I want porn of it

>>37726958
swinging ruined my relationship with my gf and fucked me up for life. I'll never go near one again.

>>37727644
Douchebags how?

And do you decide who you want to fuck or? Can a Chad like myself pick or do I have to fuck some ugly chick?

Are there any good looking chicks there at all? Why the fuck would Stacey go there?

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>be virgin robot
>wanting to lose my virginity
>sneak to the local swinger club
>they have already started to fuck each other
>wait until the hottest woman is available and penetrate her
>cum in 10 seconds and move to the next
>some guy notice the couples are not even
>get kiked out for not bringing a couple
>walk out like a boss since I'm not a virgin anymore

>>37727672
Everything is based on consent.
You do not get to "take" someone.
If you try that, you're quickly escorted out of the club and banned.

>>37727672
There are rule very strict consent rules like most clubs. You will run into that one guy who thinks the rules don't imply or maybe someone who is way to into it.

>Are there any good looking chicks there at all? Why the fuck would Stacey go there?

Sex is fun, dating isn't that fun.

>>37727672
>Why the fuck would Stacey go there?
Even Stacey has a hard time to find 2 men to have a threesome with. Also it's a way to separate private life from sex. What happens in the club usually stays there. And you have people around you to intervene if things go south.

>>37727660
It dosend even have to be from a real swinger party, just a 100% amateur impromptu orgy

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>>37727644
>implying Chads don't become more douchy after the clothes are off

>>37727672
Women at those clubs are gross tbqh. I don't have high standards, either.

>>37726958
Not a couple.
Not post 30 worrying about my looks fading or never having youngin' experiences.
I want to stay clean.
I'm not okay with the idea of any SO, if i ever get one, banging other people nor am i okay with the idea my SO is okay with me banging other people.
my virginity is a special thing to me and my culture and someday i'll have to leverage it in an arranged marriage cause i'm too anxiety ridden and autist to hold any kind of conversation let alone a relationship with someone.

>>37727763

You are being naive. Most people go to bars and clubs to hook up with people. At least with swing clubs all the bullshit of buying drinks and small talks is out the window. Also are a trans person it's great way to meet men.

>>37727695
>>37727696
>>37727707
So people agree to fuck each other on the spot? If a couple want me to fuck the 5/10 chick, I simply say no?

Is it just sex or other things, too? Fetishes?

>>37727834
>So people agree to fuck each other on the spot?
Yes
>If a couple want me to fuck the 5/10 chick, I simply say no?
Yes, of course, and if the 9/10 doesn't want to fuck you, she says no, and you comply.
>Is it just sex or other things, too? Fetishes?
Yes, as long as you respect everyone else and behave well, anything goes

Is it possible to just watch other failures fuck? I don't want to stick my dick into trash.

>>37727817
I agree. The honesty is very refreshing.
And since it's a secluded place, women don't have to worry about "losing face" in public.

>>37726958
>men literally offer up their gfs/wives to other men

No fucking thanks. And not only that, why would I want some used up whore? This shit is fucking gross and any person that does it is human trash.

I'm of the firm belief that any person that does shit like this or porn or anything like this should be made into slaves.

>>37727858
>Yes, of course, and if the 9/10 doesn't want to fuck you, she says no
>implying she would say no

>>37727834
>So people agree to fuck each other on the spot?

That how it works.

>If a couple want me to fuck the 5/10 chick, I simply say no?

Yeap no still means no. You don't have to do anything you are uncomfortable with.

>Is it just sex or other things, too? Fetishes?

The bar I go to has theme nights where they do fetishes. Like last night was BBC. Which I didn't go and there is a BDSM night coming up.

Never been there.
I have a question. What is the club's policy about std? Do you have to bring and wear condom? Do they check your blood analisys to determine if you're spreading std?

>>37727890
Yes, in the open rooms.
There are smaller rooms with doors. There it's considered impolite to watch without being invited.

>>37727896
>gf/wife
A lot of people are just friends with benefits.
Personally I wouldn't go if I was in a serious relationship. I never cheated on a woman and never will.

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>>37727907
>Like last night was BBC.
My generation of ''men''.

>>37727925
>What is the club's policy about std? Do you have to bring and wear condom?
Condoms are distributed for free and protection is very much encouraged.

>>37727858
>Yes, of course, and if the 9/10 doesn't want to fuck you
>implying that 9/10s go to swinger's clubs
The fucking delusion in here.

>>37727944
Thank god, degeneracy is not at its finest...

What's a self-proclaimed 10/10 Chad doing on /r9k/?

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>>37727974
Depends on 9/10 I guess. You aren't going to get a lot of barely legal 9/10, but you will get plenty of mature hot older women who have taken care of themselves.

Pretty sure most of them say no single men.

>>37728041
Not true. Single men just pay more.

>>37728004
>self proclamed 10/10
it means 6/10

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>>37728007
>you will get plenty of mature hot older women who have taken care of themselves
I'm looking forward to it.

>>37728007
who is this perfect girl

>>37726958
No, but I've been to a gangbang once. Fun as hell actually. Everyone was nice and nobody was judging or anything. Literally all having fun. Totally recommend this.

>>37728147
How many people? Ratio?

>>37728154
It's been people coming in and out really but when I came there were 4 other guys.

>>37728189
You got fucked by 4 other guys?

What's the simplest way to have other men fuck my girlfriend?

>>37728269
Reddit. Not even joking they have a thriving cuck community.

>>37728269
Throw her naked on the street.

>>37728269
Throw her inside a kfc

>>37728269
invite to open house

No, because I am not a degenerate.

>>37728269
She will cheat on you eventually, statistically speaking, so it's far better to go to a club.

>>37728370
You are on /r9k/ you are some type of degenerate

>pay 70 bucks to join a swingers Club for the evening
>everyone refuses sex with you

Do you get your money back? I mean a prostitute is a sure thing at least, this might be a total waste of money.

>>37728395
Just be well-groomed and friendly.

>>37728375
What's the difference? Cuckold either way.

>>37728414
You get to sleep with other women in the club scenario. Or maybe even a 4-some.

>>37728406
>Just be well-groomed
What does this mean?

>>37726958
>Have you ever been to a Swinger's Club?

Don't they require that you attend as a couple? Otherwise it would be 95% straight guys and 5% women.

Correct me if I'm wrong -- I'm no expert on this. I'm just applying basic common sense here.

>>37728432
Wash yourself, brush your teeth, shave your pubes, stay in shape.

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>>37728425
Why not find a girl that I actually care about and that actually cares about me?

>>37728436
Why didn't you read the thread before posting that.

>>37728436
It's been explained several times ITT
They keep the balance in check by charging single men more than couples, and couples more than single women.

>>37728468
That's hard

>>37728456
Can you post a picture of a guy that is representative?

>>37728198
No. Me and them fucked a woman.

>>37728468
What are you going to do before you find said girl masturbate? Why masturbate when you can fuck somebody.

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>>37728483
Guess we'll have to settle for trash then.

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>>37728492
Sure. The trick is to just be yourself.

>>37727034
Okay let's let all the single men in. The ratio will be 9/1 men to women and then the 1 woman will leave because sausage fest. What a successful model!

>>37728559
The woman would probably stay since she gets fucked by 9 dudes. People don't go to these clubs for missionary sex for the sole purpose of recreation.

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>>37728577
>every woman is into gang bangs

>>37726958
Single, small penis, fat and ugly
Swinger clubs are only for Chads and females anon

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>>37728492
Pretty much. Average woman is even more gross.

>>37728614
>fat
You can change that

Btw is it possible to fuck another mans wife at the club?

>>37728597

The people that would even go to this shit are fucking freaks. She'd probably want to be fucked in every hole by 20 guys, even if they were obese and hideous.

>>37728632
Yes and it's not unusual.

>>37728635
Have you ever been to a club?

>>37728648
>Yes and it's not unusual.
Ok, I'm in. I'm muscular af, 7.5'' dick. Could I pull it off?

>>37728597
>t. never talked to a woman about sex


A lot of women's deepest sexual fantasy isn't to fuck Chad. It's to fuck 3 Chads. It's a safe bet that someone into fucking anonymous strangers at club is into fucking multiple dudes considering that is literally what she is doing.

>>37728667
>It's to fuck 3 Chads
Easier to land on the moon.

>>37728577
Don't delude yourself. For women so much about these kind of clubs is feeling safe and comfortable. Nothing feels safe about 10 guys leering at you. People are social creatures we feel safer in groups, having more women around will make the women there feel more open and comfortable.

>>37728053

So go to a place where I am clearly not wanted. Sounds fun.

Women don't like me. So my guess is I wouldn't get laid for the money either.

>>37728675
That's why it's called a fantasy.

>>37728630
Working on that but it didn't change anything club's are for Chads the average and under guys are last picks if at all

>37728660
Can someone answer this?

I really want to fuck another mans girl. Set the record straigh. He is trash, she is trash, they're both below me.

>>37728667
Take my anecdotal evidence as fact! In case you didn't know all women are the same as the one I made up in my head.

>>37728736
Very doubtful with that attitude.

>>37728738
You seem oddly protective of your degeneracy.

>>37728740
I'm not gonna reveal it. It is what it is. Little cucktoy bf knows that his gf doesn't give a shit about him. That little whore? No one gives a shit about her either. No man with dignity wants to be with someone like her.

This is fucking amazing.

>>37728762
Why don't you try it?
You sound very confident. It should be a breeze.

>>37728771
His ego can't take the rejection he is likely to face.

>>37728771
I get fucks on the regular but fucking another man's wife behind his back? It goes against my everything. Having him consent to her being literal trash is as close as it gets. So I will. Just have to find a big enough loser.

>>37728760
Not all women want threesome = protecting degeneracy to you. Alright buddy.

>>37728632
>mans wife
No, it's only possible to fuck a cuck's wife.

Guys who share their significant other are brave.

>>37729509
Well maybe their other is not so significant

The concept of friends with benefits seems to be unknown to some of you.
Not every couple is "girlfriend and boyfriend" or married.
Some just like to have sex, and they can go to clubs with no problem at all. The more, the merrier.

>>37729824
This is why normies are horrible people.

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>>37726958

Do they still have those?? Plato's retreat was like 40 years ago......