>be male, incel, 35-y/o 5'2" facelet virgin >you're

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>be male, incel, 35-y/o 5'2" facelet virgin
>you're going to have to kill yourself if you're alone another night
>decide to buy a whore
>screw up your courage and save a week's worth of your grocery cashier salary for said whore
>call up Kandy Roxx about her ad in the Daily Lecher
>she flicks a finger under your collar and leads you up into her apartment
>asks if you're here to fuck, you say yes
>it's a sting
>"Kandy", actually a dyke cop who beats the shit out of her BUG girlfriend and gets off to CBT/penectomy videos, hits the button
>SWAT team with HK417s and power armor C4s the door and pins you to the ground
>you're charged with Solicitation
>they threaten to show the jury your hentai if you go to trial
>you're imprisoned for 15 years, during which you're raped by niggers until you contract AIDS and lose the ability to control your bowels
>you're released as a 50-year-old fecally incontinent living corpse/sex offender with HIV
>all jobs are either taken by robots or done by gamified crowdsourcing via Marie Zuckerberg-Chang's FaceSpott app
>try to sleep in one of the eight thousand abandoned stores across town while you figure out how you're going to get the $8000 per dose for your AIDS meds that cost 59 cents to make
>shot to death by a sentry drone for trespassing on Goldman-Sachs-Bush-Ameribank property that they're eventually going to use to store fully automated server farms for their complete gated community facial recognition and precog package

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