/Britfeel/

>>37725258
Should have used the pic with the burning tower :(

any of you lads want a game of willy wars later?

>>37725276
shit I didn't see it. Post it?

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>>37725285
Here it is lad.

Is the fire out yet? I keep getting news notifications on my phone about them finding more dead people. Reckon the tower will fall?

>>37725338
It's surely out by now? Haven't got a clue tbqh. Have been out of touch with the news.

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>tfw no black gf

I've come to realise that life is coming to terms with the things you'll never get.

Life is good. And happiness will come to you all. I hope it does soon

>>37725399
Also witness those alphanumeric characters

>>37725391
It is their hair that really puts me off. There is a black girl on my course and her hair always looks like shit. and her name is completely unpronounceable

Hello lads, Any of you got any experience with back pain from being in bed too much?

Been in bed for pretty much 6 months and I'm so weak/in pain. How do I fix this?

>gf loves my but wants to 'experience' someone else
hurt.jpg

What game should I play to get comfy lads?

>>37725437
The 'does mummy love me?' game.

>>37725431
She means you're not good at laying the pipe.

Train spotting seems like a super comfy hobby.

>>37725437
STALKER

>tfw sitting at a campfire while another stalker plays the guitar

what's the best or most useful book you've ever read lads?

I still can't believe I'm a tranny and actually doing this
Estrogen has made me look 16 again

Like oh my god. One day I will not have a penis anymore. I'm so happy.

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>>37725258
>It's a: "how many guns can saber-fag reasonably staple to this bote" episode

Comfy tbqh.

Post 'em.

>>37725495
Consider Phlebas, by Ian M. Banks. It's a really good book. Don't know about useful, but it certainly lightens my heart to see something that has a pleasant perception of the future, in a time where grim-darkness reigns.

ket just got here
just picked up shadow of mordor
mums making apple crumble
no work
no worries

>>37725424
joints and muscles need exercise

so exercise

>>37725391
i have one lad, her hair is uncomfortable and all she does is sass, never shut the fuck up and be embarrassed about her body and sexuality because of her upbringing and her parents ultra conservative opinions on sex


also she smells like black people

Reminder that Tilde is an attention whore who doesn't give a shit about any of you.
He changes depending on what greys hom the most attention and is so narcissistic that he calls other people jealous when people pointed out he didn't look fem.

When he came back again he only posted about himself until he got shit for it, only then did he start telling everyone he's 'proud' of them and flirts with them.

Any other cunt who posts pics of their shaven legs for attention would be hounded out of here, but this bloke gets a free pass because he's willing to pretend to care about you.

Tilde back to /soc/

>>37725538
how many years you been on?
you must be permanently infertile by now

How old are all of you lads?

Just turned 25

>>37725538
You have a mental illness
Hilariously not original

>>37725660
26 I feel 46 though

>>37725609
6 months, but the blockers I'm on, that's all they need to make you infertile

It's amazing to wake up and not have a boner ever

>>37725670
I was in a hell of unimaginable mental torture before I started

Now my mind is calmed and soothed by estrogen, I can cry, my skin is smooth and my muscles are atrophying, my eyes are opening up my smile is genuine

I was the biggest repressor and tranny hater before I tried estrogen

>>37725660

28 and old enough to know better

>>37725660
i'm a 19 year old kissless virgin

>>37725709
Just because your happy dosent make it right. You believe you're something you're not and that is a mental illness, I knew a girl that was raped a lot as a kid she ended up believing she was a dog she got help and now she knows she's a woman you need the same treatment

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Stop trying to feminise britfeel

Honestly raging lads

Just signed onto UC at the job centre and my first appointment was today at 12:00 so i went down and sat there for 45 minutes before some runt came up to me and got me. Apparently those stupid fucking idiots had me down for 14:00 and blamed me and told me to leave and come back. Literally just got home fucking sweating my balls off and my sheet thing says Thursday 12:00.

Cant believe they fucking did that to me, they just automatically assumed I was the retard there early, honestly lads can I just like phone up and reschedule this? I really don't want to go back down when its so fucking hot after this stupid shit.

>>37725757

They'll take your money off you and deny that you were there at 12.

>>37725752
Agreed
In a very original way

>>37725766
As much as I would like to prove those cunts wrong I feel like I should honestly just not go, I'm about to fucking explode on them for what they did fucking laughing at me for waiting and then pretty much calling me an idiot saying I've probably not read it correctly.

>>37725797

Take the letter in with you and ask for an explanation. I'd recommend taking your letters with you from now on if they're this disorganised.

>>37725750
Deep down though. I bet you felt it too.

You really want to be a woman too

>>37725830
No, I'm a man. I have problems like everyone else but I deal with them ok

>wonder why woman at the post office gave me such a weird look
>get home
>see reflection

Didn't realise I looked such a mess desu

>>37725860
>being so vain

I literally just walk out the door now don't even care anymore

>>37725849
Yeah everyone has problems. But it doesent mean your not allowed to have emotions

I love being in my boyfriends arms

>>37725874
I'm close to giving up I try and make an effort but there doesn't seem to be much point any more. Sorry if I offended you at all anon.

>>37725886
I have emotions their just not effeminate

>>37725905
Being effeminate is really nice tho

>>37725338
>Reckon the tower will fall?
maybe if not they demolish all the towers because "safety" replace them with nice expensive apparements and continue the gentrification of london and ship the poor to somewere like hastings

>>37725886
Why are you not happy just being a skinny feminine bottom?

>>37725930
Dosnt make it OK. There are plenty of things that feel nice that you shouldn't do

>>37725960
I can't function with male hormones
Female hormones help my brain function so I don't die of depression and dysphoria

>>37725956
I'm really starting to hate London. There is too much money power and influence in one city the rest of the UK is being ignored

Hey lads.
Femanon here

>>37726028
As a femanon, hello

>>37726019
Welcome to what the rest of the UK outside of London has felt for years.
I would say we should exclude London from /britfeel/ but no one speaks English there anyway.

>>37726028
>>37726043
R-roasties out!

>>37726043
>>37726028
Are you girls looking for nice guys too? Hehe

>>37726045
I think we should state a petition to get parliament moved to Glasgow. It would kill Scottish independence boost the scottish economy and balance power better

Going extremely insane right now lads. A load of voices coming out of my head all speaking through my mouth and I don't know which one's me. Or do I? Yes we don't. Fuck. Don't type it, you imbecile. Well I'm just giving them an example.

>>37726065
>>37726059
As a femanon give me attention also free stuff and praise for littealy no reason

>>37726077
You should rite a novel youre really good

>>37725956
Can't have the poor living in London lad, bad for the image you know

>>37726108
Don't laugh at me, I'm struggling fuck you

>>37726091
You tell em girl. Fucking too right. Girl power.

>>37726123
As femanon CONGRATULATIONS you have been assigned as beta orbiter No:1732

>>37726150
Ya what? I'm a girl ya cow. Fuckin watch what you're saying.

they sent me way more than one gram, holy shit

>>37726174
Sorry i was talking the piss out off the femanon attention whores on here didn't realise you were one

>>37726204
Party at anons house woooooo!

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Afternoon lads!

Who else here /wageslaving/?

Trying to take my job super seriously and it makes it a lot more enjoyable. Make a lot less mistakes too desu~

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I remember this as one of the GOAT episodes.

Hopefully it doesn't let me down.

>>37726250
What do you do for work? I'm just a student

>>37726257
been making my way through these, just about at season 3

so so fucking comfy

>>37726119
ring 999 mate.

>>37726269
I work at Greggs lad. Not as bad as it sounds. What are you studying? Make sure to make the most of uni or you'll end up working retail like me!

>>37726250
Hi Tilde I'm hung over and losing my marbles desu
>>37726284
I have therapy in an hour like fuck I'm going to let those tossers cart me off I need to get my shit together before I have work again. At least I have today to bounce off the walls first

Alright this is definitely one of the best episodes.

>>37726272
It's like taking a time machine back to the early 2000's, when life was great and there was no stress.

I need to go back.

>>37726319
sounds like you're having a psychotic break m8. You can either go to hospital now willingly, and have a relatively comfy time whilst they stabilise you.

Or you can be dragged there kicking and screaming by police, after having holed yourself up in a room whilst you're completely naked covered in your own shit and piss whilst the devil is trying to attack you through the floorboards.

>>37726319
Hiya lad. I wish I could give you some advice desu but I have never experienced something like that. Like the other anon suggested you might want to ringbut999. You should try and remain calm and if you aren't up to it don't force yourself to go to therapy anon~

>>37726338
>whilst the devil is trying to attack you through the floorboards
Honestly nearly screamed, this is fucking bonkers I'll see what my therapist said hopefully it'll simmer down in a bit not my first psychotic break but I've always stayed out of hospital so far unlike every single member of my nuclear family

got some of those warburtons thins

hopefully they'll help me keep a low calorie lunch

>>37726374
sorry I didn't mean to startle you with disturbing imagery. But such horrible things can possibly happen to you as you further enter the realms of psychosis.
Important to get this nipped in the bud early. Literally anon, a small dose of antipsychotic might be enough to completely stop this in it's tracks. All those voices will go away within a day or two.
wouldn't that be better than the hell you're going through now?

What makes people tripfag
Loneliness, narsasism or are they just trying to create another an online personality because their real ones fail so hard

>>37726379
How do they taste

Orig

>>37726390
Something told me to throw my cup against the wall and I almost did it like a literal absolute madman. Going out is going to be tough I'm worried I might lose it and start shouting at someone or something. It's not too hellish I'm wearing a shirt now so I feel part way civilised. I can't go to hospital I need to pay for therapy through wagecuckoldry I think I'm just hungover so it'll sort itself out in a few hours hopefully maybe

>>37726446
dude ask your GP for an emergency appointment or go to A and E.

I know you're not well right now, but you're probably not grasping the gravity of this.

>>37726392
I tried it once. It was narcissism

>>37726479
At least you knew when to stop
Proud of you anon (=

>>37726443
really nice desu m8

wasn't sure if they'd be alright, but I had it with a couple slices of salami and a slice of monterey jack, toasted it in a dry pan just to melt the cheese. actually a really nice taste to the bread desu, makes up for it only being a little thing

>>37726290
Criminology with law. Can't really do much with this, but i mostly went to uni as a means of putting off getting a job.

Might become a prison officer

>>37726500
Glad to hear it
top lad

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>wanted to join RAF after finishing A Levels
>parents said they'd kick me out of the house and take away my savings if I didn't go to university
>stuck doing something I hate
>physical fitness has gone to shit
>mental health gone to shit
>don't see any reason to do anything besides vidya and 4chan
>just want to fucking die

>>37726545
>he didn't go to university on the RAF's payroll, joining after as an officer

>>37726466
>>37726466
I know you're trying to help but I have to keep it together. The idea of going to hospital really scares me. I have to think it will just pass. Again surely my therapist will know what to do?

>>37726564
Well I've fucked it now anyway. Doesn't help that I picked a meme tier degree.

>>37726574

Just join after uni m8, you can get fit any time.

>>37725595
how do black people smell?

holy crap that hits hard
thought I still had a high tolerance

>>37726545
If you joined the RAF, wouldn't you be economically independent from your parents?

I don't get it.

>>37726574

Meme or not a degree won't hold you back in the RAF, will it?

>>37726322
wish I was a yank growing up in comfy 1990s suburbia

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Whenever i post here. I never get a reply and I try to make quality replies.

An outcast IRL and an outcast in /britfeel/.

>>37726545
should have told your parents to fuck off

>>37726636
Here you go have a reply. I'm the anon having a breakdown of some kind. I'm going to end up being a bus shouter at this rate. Put on some relaxing music on YT and pictures of fish. FUCK

>>37726636
What did you post
Spaghetti

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>>37726636
Outstanding marine

Going to put on the wolf necklace I think, might make me feel safer

>>37726574
fuck sake lad, how bad can you be? you can't be that out of shape if you were planning on joining just a year or two ago.

just do some exercise to get into shape and you'll be able to join no problem, and you'll get a better job than if you joined without a degree

>>37726692

It should protect you from those sneaky Aes Sedai

>>37726709
>Google Aes Sedai
>It's elves/ mages
Reckon I'll be alright desu

Londonistan is full of shitskins and traitors who want more shitskins imported.

So these Londoners dropping dead is a service to the nation.

inb4 2edgy4u

Still not been fired after pulling sickies for almost 3 weeks now.

When will they realise that I don't want to work REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Should I chance the bus or get a taxi to therapy? Both have their problems

I can't fix my sleeping pattern because every few days my anxiety stops me from sleeping. I hate this. I have been putting up with this for the past few months and I'm afraid it won t go away. My life is fucked atm because of it.

>>37726816
I get taxis everywhere because of agoraphobia but they can sometimes be worse if you don't gel with the taxi driver and he's dead set on having a conversation.

Make sure you ask to be taken to something close by instead of having him drop you outside your therapist, as he may ask you questions about it. Also be sure to have a story made up for the place you're pretending to go to.

Godspeed my dude.

>>37726290
What's wrong with working retail cunt?
Where do you think you are?

>>37726863
The best thing he can do is just be honest and say he's going to the therapist. That will likely make the situation awkward, and the driver won't bother him after that.

>>37726863
Thanks m8 good advice. I will go with being dropped off at a cashpoint since that has a built in explanation. I will probably post later on with an update but it will be a fair while I imagine.

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>>37725557
>tfw weeb stuff is still in the post

>>37726854
think I had a bout of that
I say bout, it was probably years
I'd stay up because if I went to sleep then tomorrow would come quicker, along with all the shit that was inevitably going to happen

wasn't good, I was running on empty all the time and sleeping at work
don't know how I got over it either

>>37726910
madotsuki i haven't been on for a while did you post your toes
also do you have a bf

>>37726930
It's horrible lad. There have been days when I had to lie in bed for 6 hours to get to sleep. It's probably like this because I have been off uni for a while so I'm doing fuck all but sitting on my room and I have no real reason to get up. If i was working or something i would be forced to wake up early and i would get tired as fuck from working.

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Saw a black and grey bee when I was out earlier lads, looked it up online and apparently its an Ashy Mining Bee, never saw one before or even heard of them.
Any of you lads seen them?

>>37725258
Only just noticed the tiger bread in op image.
Nice.

>cat likes to sleep on my computer chair
>knows hes allowed on it when the computer goes off
>jumps off it when the computer is switched on
good kitter

>>37726990
That's a very cute bee, did you pet it?

>>37727065
I didnt take that photo lad, and it looked pretty busy flying around a bunch of flowers so I left it to its business desu

Im watching Pinocchio lads

>selling something on ebay for 15 quid, much cheaper than it should be
>someone comes along and low balls me 8 quid
fuck off will you

Anyone getting that summer horniness when they go out and see all the girls??

>>37727197
Have you seen the Jordan B Peterson analysis? Have you wished upon your own star yet?

>>37727334
>what is haggling m8

>>37726545
Ask your parents why you they want you to have 9k/year debt.

>>37727377
I might as be giving to him for that price

>>37727365
Can't say I have lad.

I'm re watching all of the Disney films. I watched snow white yesterday. Pinocchio seems a lot better so far.

>>37727422
you don't understand. if you want 15 quid, you don't say you want that. you say you want 30, matey comes in and offers 8, you say 20, he says 10, you say 15. done

>>37727495
m8 it's an ebay fixed price ad not a boot fair. Anyway I declined his offer, I'm not relying on this sale to live on so I am happy to wait

>>37727527
so stop complaining then

>>37727462
watch jordan peterson talking about it, it'll at least be pretty amusing to see all the symbolism you've missed

>>37727539
hey don't get shirty with me, you commented in the first place

>>37727462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN2lyN7rM4E&

If you want something to fall asleep to

>>37727542
I will give it a watch then lad. It sounds interesting.

>>37727568
because the threads slow and you don't seem to have a clue

Brit feel has been slow lately

>>37727670
I've sold on ebay a lot and sold in person. I've sat and haggled with people for 10 or 15 minutes some times and they walk away because they can't take an already good deal. You can't please the punters unless they are literally walking off with your stuff for 50p regardless of what it's worth

anyone else fancy a big mac?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WniMd4EZyM

>>37726506
Desu that sounds alright lad. Do you enjoy it at least? Good luck with becoming a prison officer~

>>37726881
S-sorry lad. It's just you need to be quite social for it so I don't think it is a good fit for a lot of people here~

any of you lads wank in a weird way?

>>37727838
Yeah, my latest one was to cut a hole in my bedroom door and coat the inside edges with lining from an old pillow. A bit of vaseline and the shit is as real as any pussy I imagine.

Thinking about selling all my consoles and games lads. I have an Xbox 360, a PS1, a PS4 and in total like 70 games.

I just think that they are such a waste of time and money, sure I enjoy playing them but its such a hollow happiness. I know that there are better more productive things I could and should be doing.
Im scared to actually do it though in case I just end up more bored than I already am and regret it, what do you lads think?

>>37727862
if this is a rash decision that you haven't been deliberating over for a few months, then you'll regret it so badly a week or so after doing it.

>>37727838
I don't know how to do it properly, could never figure it out~

>>37727862
I'd would put them in a cupboard and see how you find a week or two without them. If you think you can do it afterwards go ahead and sell them lad~

>>37727861
that is a weird way

>>37727862

Do it anon, but maybe keep your favourite one

How does everyone deal with the physical side of depression? I have a constant stomach pain and I get a headache all the time, and my vision blurs. Is this normal? I can't help but feel like shit all day.

>>37727964
I'm totally with you anon. These are my current physical manifestations:

>Headaches
>Tremor
>Nausea
>No appetite
>Stomach and Back Pain
>Blurry vision/dulled senses

and more I'm probably not thinking of.

Tbqh with you lad, the way to deal with it is to try and get mentally better. Then the rest usually follows. Easier said than done mind.
In terms of physical pain, I find ibuprofen works quite well when it's particularly bad.

>lol that it's called mental illness, when a lot of symptoms are physical.

>>37727816
It's alright. Law is pretty boring most of the time but criminology can be pretty intetesting .

Thanks lad

>>37728002
At least I'm not alone in this respect. Sorry to hear man, I know exactly how you feel. I have all those symptoms too. I've tried to get back in contact with friends on Normiebook, I've got one guy I'm seeing Tuesday but that's it.

>>37725458

I wish i could play stalker, downloaded it a while ago but just couldnt get my head around it, dropped me in at the deep end too much, shame too as it looked pretty cosey

>>37728046
We're in this together pal.

That's good lad! It'll be good for you to socialise and let some steam off.

Might I also suggest new horizons and perhaps joining a local group? Running/meditation/hobbies anything. Could be a good distraction if you can handle it and you'll get to meet new people.

>>37728088
Yeah I suppose, only barrier is laziness and that I honestly hate a lot of the people around here. I'd be much happier to try out shit if I never could run into people from school or others.

Still havent worked up the balls to phone the dentist and book myself in to have this tooth removed and a false one put in, im shitting it over the thought of having anesthetic dessy, last time i had it, it made me pass out, i fucking hate passing out and im scared it will make me throw up

want to go swimming but I also don't want to
i mean the option has always been there, but for some reason or another (or multiple) I've never done it
there's several reasons why I wouldn't want to go. My body, my head, other people, but to not do it even once, to not even try it.
I used to be a good swimmer, my mum sewed my ribbons on my speedos, I think the last time I went in either a pool or the sea was 2005 on a trip to greece, and even then I had my tshirt on still.
Why is it so hard to enjoy yourself lads?

>>37727862
I delete my porn collection every second month and I always regret it.

If you enjoy playing games then play games. What other more productive things could you be doing?

why does every girl shave now days? i had to literally beg my gf to go natural down there.

>be in internet community about video games
>right twat comes and goes, think nothing of it
>lately notice 2/4 of our main group is showing up less and less
>find out that prick has baited them into a "writing community" and they now believe they can become professional fiction writers
>the twat himself is an unknown, published 1 sci-fi book that sold so little he made it freeware and made a wikia for himself
>now I barely see 2/4 core friends I had online

Worst part is all the excuses I get. "Oh I'm just busy." Every fucking day. Used to do daily skype calls all four of us, now everyone is so resentful and bitter about everything, and those 2 fellas don't ever show up. It's fucking tragic, been part of this community since 2009 and this little prick has ruined it. I hate the other guys too for being so full of shit and forcing me to investigate. They'd never have told me this is why.

>open up weatherspoon's magazine
>page 1 there's a full page opinion piece on the EU
>its titled 'the narcotic of europe has seduced the educated'
>subtitled 'the highly educated are mesmerised by alternatives to democracy'
>ends with 'yet again, the country has been saved by the workers'
ok what?
>halfway through theres a financial times piece about 'america's flight from democracy'
>next to it there's a response buy the weatherspoons chairman
at the end of the magazine there's another opinion piece this time by the chief executive of the campaign for real ale
>he says warnings about the dangers of alcohol are wrong
literally what is the magazine

skelly mode yet again
in 6 months I'll be a fatass yet again
how do I stop it?

>>37727862
>I know that there are better more productive things I could and should be doing.
That's bullshit though. It's not the evil, toxic video games making you a wasteman that's just your personality. You'll sell those games and just end up wasting that time online instead.

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>>37725557
been watching those andrew blaze vlogs a lot. i admire him for creating his own stuff desu. i want to get into it. i've already created a lass and am trying to work on her character. might even try and find somebody to do a voice for her at some stage.
think i'm growing obsessed with her, got a couple of pics on my wall. been thinking about her all week.gonna practice some more this weekend, think i'll do some doodles of eyes.

>>37725538
>tfw also a tranny and hrt has just made me more sad because it shows my flaws even more
also estrogen is one heck of a drug, emotion-wise

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Milk Cat 92

>Tfw you helped loads of britfeelers come to grips with their gender issues
Feels good

>>37728445

you made me hate pakis and trannies, i used to be pretty easy going and open minded before i started coming here

>>37728227
i know what you mean. even weirder when lads do it. looks like a baby's cock and balls.

>>37728499
Makes no sense, I hate pakis more than anyone.
>trannies
You will accept yourself eventually, first comes the resentment.

>>37728547

>pakis

You will accept yourself eventually, first comes the resentment.

>>37728419
8 MORE MILK CATS UNTIL DESTRUCTION WHAT DO LADS.

Got a job interview tomorrow lads how do I not act like a sperg?

why would I burden somebody else with a problem that only affects me

>>37728568
Hussien BTFO

>>37727964
I have IBS because of stress and take buscopan for it. I try to make sure my room is well lit because of the blurry vision thing. Start exercising more, it's hard at first but gets a bit easier and helps with the problems of depression. You don't have to be a /fit/izen, just go on bikes rides or regular walks.

>>37728692
because your problems become other peoples when they have to drive you to hospital after the OD

This thread again. I hate you, britcucks. I HATE YOU.

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>>37727838
I squeeze the top inbetween my index finger and thumb because the skin fully covers it at all times, I don't know if it'd work well with a functioning penis, I've bruised it a couple of times


one of my hard drives died, all my shitposting images in peril, I copied my ebina folder away.

Tried to hang up an old alladin bedsheet I found up on the roof so the disgusting wall stops poisoning me, but it was too hard - the tape kept falling off and I couldn't hold it up while taping

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Decided to stop being right wing today lads.

>>37728841
inshallah! another convert to paki cock

>>37728841

cuck pls go

>not been muted for ages

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>>3772885
Just because I'm not right wing doesn't mean I'm a lefty lovey

computer is NOT enjoying the heat

>>37728841
Probably good for your health. Too stressful being right wing.

I think it's dumb that we have to tie social and economic policy together.

Femsexykev here.

>>37728841
Another Libcuck who couldn't handle kekistan

fucking fuck lads, i feel fucking terrible. didn't sleep well last night, got hayfever and i think i've got a cold as well, fuck this

Should I get naked?

femanon btw.

>>37728920
I hope you're being ironic lad

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>>37728879

I don't know why the left chose to pick up identify politics.

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>>37728947
Kekistan is the dumbest shit to come out of this site in recent memory.

do you cheeky lads want to see my legs? xx

so smoothed and shaved

femboy here

>>37726816
>>37726863
you can usually get your taxi fares reimbursed both ways, for going to therapy

>>37728967
>this site

It was started by that faggot sargon

>watching Cant Pay We'll Take It Away, a show about high court debt collectors
>go to some house in the early morning, dont know the exact time but its pitch black
>chap the door and ask to speak to a mr whatever
>woman says its her son and that he's not there, he's in hospital, asks what its about
>they say that they cant tell her and ask her to phone him because the matter needs to be settled right now
>she says she can get him to phone them later if they give her the number
>they barge their way into the house. turns out she was lying, the son is in
>say they need 2 grand this instant or they will start removing goods. its a debt about the car out front
>son says its not his, he doesnt drive. they ask to him to prove its not his
>they cant do it, dont have the bill of sale or anything
>high court guys look in the car, its got loads of lad shit so its obviously his, not the mums
>they say that at 7am the debt will increase to 2800, they need the money now
>mum phones her dad and gets raging that he cant get the money
>eventually a friend is able to give them 1 grand, and mum agrees to make periodic payments after this
>they drive off

this fucking show, lads. its surreal watching debt just ruin people

Who /mensa/ here?

>tfw so smart I pay a monthly fee to be a member of a smart people club.

>>37729023
ive thought about taking the test just for the banter, isnt it only like 30 quid to set one up?

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just ordered an indian lads, i'm hank marvin over here

Flatmate is out tonight, going to get a cheeky bottle of gin and get shitfaced

>>37729021

It's a weird watch that. We're supposed to empathise with the debt collectors instead of the tragic people in heaps of debt who are getting their stuff taken away.
I saw one episode where they were upset because they couldn't take a disabled woman's car because she needed it to get to the hospital.

>>37729065

>tfw considering getting into debt just so i can get visitors

>>37729065
>tragic people in heaps of debt
bollocks. 99% percent of them are scumbags living beyond their means and defrauding people with shitty businesses

>>37729065
>I saw one episode where they were upset because they couldn't take a disabled woman's car because she needed it to get to the hospital.

jesus, dont know how they do that job. i did debt collection over the phone for a while and it was a fucking nightmare.
i hate how the force their way into peoples houses, it must be pretty frightening desu

want to get skinny enough that people think I have an eating disorder
other people do this too, right?

got nothing I can eat lads, underwear stinks of piss and i'm feeling mentally exhausted

odds I change my underwear and go to tesco somehow
evens I stay here and masturbate to my smell

>>37729065
Poverty porn is the only media terrestrial tv dominates.

What think lads? I plan to speed this up soon...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mndHXYPeRY

>>37729109

The fraudsters always get what's coming to them though. I feel sorry for the idiots who see a credit card and think free money. They think they're cheating the system right up until they get their house repossessed.

>>37729109
this

>haha ill just get a fancy car and electronics on finance and not pay it, fucking idiots WOOOOOO FREE SHIT
>what, what do you mean youll take my stuff away, fucking thugs

>>37729126
jokes on you lads, I don't have any libido

>>37729143

its good but its no "top shagger"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hlAlUK7fvN

>some rando dropped off a bottle of gin and two bottles of tonic at my house for a neighbour who's out
looks like i'm getting rip shit tonight lads

>>37729162
what the fuck is that hahahah

>>37729157

It's like a free rental lad. Council estate scum don't care about their good goy score.

A friend of mine is moving in with his girlfriend and she is a fucking idiot when it comes to money.
>doesn't have money for rent deposit because she spent it going on holiday with the girls
>never gets her car serviced / maintained when it finally desperately needed front discs and pads she went and financed a brand new one
>"services are a scam"
>old one is sitting on the street and will probably be impounded
>goes out with the girls three times a week
>takeaway at least 4 times a week
>complains she has no money
>her card gets declined, so he had to lend her 400 bong
>she has been earning 20k a year for the past 3 years and still lives in her overdraft
>brand new iphone every year
>doesn't cook, only eats ready meals because "cooking is expensive"
>friend has to front entire deposit and entire first months rent
>constantly complains about having no money

I feel bad for him moving in with her, sounds like it is going to be a world of shit.

>>37729176

some anons dad from months ago telling anon how he was a "top shagger" and anon was a virgin

>>37729157
it's not even that, most people are on it are more like;
>builder gets paid for work he doesn't do
>doesn't refund it
>makes somebody else's life hell for 6 months with legal proceedings
>gets slapped down in court
>forced to refund it
>still tries to get out of as much as possible

>>37729189
what a place we have here.

>>37729167
Lucky you, I'll be getting shitfaced on gin as well tonight. Wish mine was free

>>37729189
>>37729211
Pretty sure that is from Still Game

>>37729184
i know a friend like that lad, fucking idiot
his girlfriend is living in a flat with his kid without him and hes paying for everything while living on his grans sofa

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>tfw no Aika gf

YAMERO

Thinking of buying the bitcoin dip lads haha. Hope I don't end up homeless haha

just blew my nose and a pristine sweetcorn kernel came out, well


i ate it

>>37729021
How do all the debtors seem to have friends or family who can just dish out a grand or two out of nowhere

>>37729265
isn't the usa trying to regulate it now or something

>>37729244
I just don't understand how people can be so stupid and reckless with money. And god knows why he puts up with it, least he earns a lot more than her. Sounds like your mate has a much worse deal though, fuck that

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kek. just seen this at work.
we all hydrated lads. i'm not my piss is always orange. guess beer isn't the ideal method of hydration.
might have to start trying to drink water as well desu

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el scran

>>37729380
is that a 7inch personal pizza? how much was that lad?

actually looks decent for dinner.

what is that on the left also.

>>37729338
total lack of will power

>>37729357
i remember when i had a job if i didn't sip from a bottle of water all day i'd have an absolutely pounding headache by 3pm

>>37729380
What's the left thing? I thought dominoes only did chips, garlic pizza and chicken sides.

>>37729120
Just start cutting yourself if you want attention that badly

>>37729471
don't wanna be sectioned la

>>37729452
i love their garlic pizza breads

>>37729452
chicken & bacon wrapzzz

>>37729479
>sectioned
not that easy m8. Maintaining an extremely low weight is harder than a few cuts anyway

The only thing that scares me about getting sectioned is the other people I'd have to share a ward with.

I had a mental health assessment yesterday at a psych unit. All the staff were very nice and the place seemed extremely comfy. However:

>There was a police car outside. Two burly police officers were inside, apparently admitting someone off their head.
>This big muscley skinhead fella is walking around with a nurse with his arms in bandages.

Wish the wards were just filled with qt mentally ill chicks and guys with tilde type physiques/dispositions.

>>37729479
This isn't peep show m8

>>37729525
kek

original
ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL

my dads mate works for the LFB and he said that the suspected fatalities mentioned amongst the services is upwards of 200

>>37729505
you reckon?
I've been in the mindset for a while now, just waiting for my body to catch up
think I could carry this on forever

>>37729553
Have they confirmed the cause without a doubt?

>terror attack
>RABBLE WE NEED MORE ANTI-TERROR MEASURES
>fire
>RABBLE WE NEED MORE FIREFIGHTERS
too little too late innit

praying for a robot to go postal
>RABBLE WE NEED STATE MANDATED GF'S

>>37729649

did work with Lord Elliot so i doubt the normies would change their tune if another one of us went on a rampage

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my mum keeps talking about me doing voluntary work
would much rather prefer to get a part time job tbqh, hate the idea of not being paid and getting exploited for nothing

>>37729692
u can be my voluntary gf (male) if u like

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>>37729710
sorry lad not my thing
i'll give you a hug though?

>>37729692
don;t think you getting exploited if you're sorting junk in a charity shop. think they'd be glad to just have you

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>>37729749
thanks mate orieirirori

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just got this lads. it looks sick.

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>>37729767
will it actually help me get a job or something though?

>>37729779
post it with cum on

>>37729767

i used to "work" - volunteer for the british heart foundation and they treated me, and 2 of the other volunteer lads like shit, i got a bollocks from my supervisor once for not being able to carry a big fuck-off lounge chair down 2 flights of stairs on my own

>>37729785
if you literally have no references then yeah maybe, you could also use it to explain gaps in your cb

>>37729789
nah, it would ruin the figure lad.

>>37729834
i thouught that was the only reason people bought these figurines

>>37729021
had some round at my uni house once, they were looking for the previous occupant. took a lot of work to get them to believe me, cheeky cunt was eyeing up my new tv.

>>37729812
idk about gaps
i've been in education constantly (GCSE-A Level-Uni), and now I'm looking for a job, does that count as a gap?

>>37729844
i buy them because they look cool and make my room look more vibrant.

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>>37729021
revolution when lads

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>>37729904
I don't know lad, but I personally can't wait until the Day of the Blade comes tbqh

>>37729325
probably from credit cards too kek

>go to job interview
>guy says I'll hear back Tuesday or Wednesday when the manager is back in
>it's Thursday and heard nothing
>website still says my application is being considered

REE HURRY UP YOU FUCKERS

Glad to here it's mostly pakis dead in the London fire

>>37729964
same. if only you inferior mongrels to fuck off entirely

>>37729980
just part and parcel of living in a tower block tbqh

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please tell me someone else has one of these fucking thermostats. It's stuck at 28 degrees and no matter what I do the fucker won't turn down and my juices are fucking running clear

Applying for official honorary white status

Had to come up with 3 jokes as part of my application

>how many pakis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
12 - no explanation needed

>how many pakis does it take to make a ghetto?
1 - the bastards are like magnets

>what to you call a paki in a jungle?
Home

>what do you call a white in a jungle!
a paki hunter

>how many whites does it take to bust a ghetto
A lynching takes 5

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>>37725557
Nice bum there lad

>>37726257
best episode is the one with the clown fight desu


having a nostalgia chill with a bit of Alkaline Trio right now

>>37730046
lad, just end this character and make a new one. its the same shit over and over again. im telling you this because you need to hear it.

Anime fags should fucking DIE

I want to travel the world and kill myself after that

>>37730046
>what to you call a paki in a jungle?
>Home
Fuck off home then, paki. Out of my country.

>>37730095
My trial is in 2 months and I'm going to start presenting as female soon

>>37730100
i like anime but the whole waifu thing is something i dont understand. why cant they use cool looking characters as their avatar?

>>37730129
when will we get updated pics poley? even tilde has posted his legs

>>37730144
because prision gay fampai

>>37730147
Soon

I'm doing some shopping right this moment on H&M, but I'm going to check a few other sites too

>>37730144
This, at least that Krillin guy posts from a decent anime and not 2D little girl bullshit

>>37730147
He said tomorrow or in a week like a month ago. The paki isn't posting anything.

>>37730171
i was going to start doing it with a pic of vegeta to drown out the waifus but i got bored and could not be ased. feel like i pissed people off too.

>>37730147
Even I posted legs and I'm a disgusting unshaven beast

>>37730289
had a good wank over your legs lad don't worry x

>>37730039

Yeah I've got one of them anon, they break all the time. If you can't get it to re-sync then it's fucked forever and you'll have to get a new one.

>>37730289
good
don't shave unless you're a trap

>>37726586
Imagine rubbing okay smelling lotion on a dirty penny and letting it sit on an old mans tongue for about a day

why can't I be happy
or was I duped into thinking I could ever be happy

>>37730451

Masturbate Iess.

>>37730451
get DUP'd

Anyone know where I can stream seinfeld without needing a VPN?

is it even worth streaming?

Back from therapy, feeling to be on a bit more of an even keel now. Not 100% yet but much better thanks lads

>>37729439
i don't get headaches, but rarely drink water desu.

>>37730519
Surely you can download it in decent quality?

>>37730532
Don't trust torrents without a vpn desu

>>37730118
Same here lad. I've always had a dream of swimming out to sea on a calm day until I run out of strength and eventually drown

>>37730588
that's a painful death m8.

Clearly the best suicides are either: barbiturate overdose or shotgun to the head.

No pain with either of those.

>>37730655
Not as poetic m9

>>37730655

I reckon diving off a skyscraper would be the best. I've been bungee jumping to practice.

Having some cheeky valium lads

>Convicted terrorist given 200k in tax payer money as legal aid to fight deportation

Hmm do you think they gave 200k to the man who threw bacon at a mosque to defend him in court?

>>37730712
Watch out m8, that's how it starts and before you know it you're injecting an entire marijuana

>>37730681
>>37730709

fuck poetry. Just want my death to be as comfy as possible.

wtf

https://www.instagram.com/timmythick/

How old is this guy?

>>37730766
are you trying to imply there's some sort of double standard, that's crazy talk please stop this islamophobia

>>37730890

>214,000 followers

I feel so disconnected from people

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hate my facial hair
grows back quickly after shaving, but then it goes light brown/blonde and its patchy

>>37730890
Jesus christ, I think we should turn off the internet.

>>37730890
He looks like he's 12

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>>37730890
hate how this yank ghetto slag culture has infected everywhere

>>37730890
That thing needs sectioning. Why are we as a society allowing children like this to permanently mutilate their bodies and irreversibly alter their endocrine system?

If I said that I wanted to be dolphin, and started cutting fins into my body and getting a tail attached I'd be immediately carted off to a psychiatric hospital. Why are we letting people, who are clearly delusional, think they are a different gender and then allowing them to permanently damage their body?

Fucking pathetic PC culture gone wrong.

>you'll never suck junlads meaty penis

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>>37730890
The USA was Britain's most hilarious mistake

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>>37731105
>We are noble like an eagle

>>37731046
We need to nuke the planet and let another species take other desu

>>37731046
What do you think he's done?

It just looks like he has that fucked up spine thing (lumbar lordosis?) to me.

>>37731175
>>37731192
oh I thought it was a tranny.

Carry on.

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>>37730920
>>37730989
>>37731008
>>37731034
>>37731046
Sorry goys but selling paedophilia is profitable now

This girl is 14

>>37731170
>We punish evil-doers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_authoritarian_regimes_supported_by_the_United_States

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Evening anons! What are you getting up to tonight? Anything interesting or comfy?

Wageslavery in the summer is awful desu. Now I have a few hours of freedom before waking up at four to keep Mr Shekelberg happy~

>>37731205
I don't get what she's famous for?
How bout tha?
How did that make her a millionaire

>>37731250
I work in an air conditioned building for 3 hours a day
make just enough that it's worth it instead of being on bennies

>>37731250
Laughing at Jews desu. Pawn Stars

>>37731170
>>37731248
obviously photoshopped guys

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>>37725557

Who /overduecounciltax/ here

>>37731311
/neverpaidcounciltax/ here

>>37731267
14 year olds aren't known for being intelligent all well financially versed

>>37731267
>How bout tha?
Yes, that made her famous
>How did that make her a millionaire
Because capitalism

>>37731272
>Air conditioned

Bet that's alright lad. I'm standing around ovens all day. What kind of a job do you have?

>>37731286
Sounds alright lad. Hope you're nice and comfy desu~

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>>37731205
God bless capitalism

not original

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>>37731347
>Hope you're nice and comfy desu~
I truly am

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>>37731250
>tfw got a fan on my desk at work
>have it running all day
>it kind of makes an annoying noise
>could get a new fan but i think its a bonus that it irritates people around me

>>37731427

That sounds great, keep up the good work anon.

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>>37731250
one of my hard drives finally died so I'm picking up the pieces of that

might continue my rehabilitation and walk while the weather is good and hopefully watch something or start one of the ps plus games i've got

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Went to the bookies again today, 9th time in 3 days. I thought today had to be the day my winning streak ended, but I won 15 bong in the end.

Lads people have looked at me funny at work when I've used certain phrases so I want to know if I speak weirdly, is it unusual to use the following in everyday speech?

>how curious
>I dare say
>it's a global phenomenon

Sometimes I feel I confuse people by phrasing things in the wrong way, or something

>>37731452
ebin define your sexuality

>>37731489
>how curious
4/10 on the weird scale
>I dare say
3/10 if you say it without a pause after, 8.5/10 if you say it with a pause after
>It's a global phenomenon
2/10 pretty normal

>>37731489
lol sounds a bit posh lad

>>37731501
gagging-for-it sexual

>>37731370
Woah mate she's 14 you sick fuck

lads does anyone know where i can get a rom for mario sunshine? emuparadise only has it in jap

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Where's despair husbando anon at? Are you doing okay?


Also is the anon who was stopping drinking about?

>>37731513
>3/10 if you say it without a pause after, 8.5/10 if you say it with a pause after

Fucking hell this is so complicated

>>37731205

In 10-15 years OK! Magazine and it's ilk will be full of "I was a teenage millionaire and now I let homeless men snort cocaine out of my asshole for pennies" type stories because of people like that.

Stupid people and money don't last.