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Why don't you robots Catfish? 2017-06-15 10:42:16 Post No. 37724880
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> Set up a false tinder profile, using Chad's pic
> > it's chad, in all his glory
> attach to random stacys, and disrespect them until they're begging for the BCC
> Invite them for romantic smash at the lakefront
> when she arrives, it's quiet. Mist on the water. There's almost no noise
> until you bash her head in with the tire iron
> her body falls into the water, where a feeding frenzy has begun
> your breeding colony of Kali River catfish have been waiting for another meal
> Stacy's body is swallowed in a single, massive gulp, her arm torn free in the rush for food
> it floats on the surface for a moment, but you smile as it vanishes in a puff of bubbles
> as you drive away, you know her body will never be found
> you've set up a fake event at this same lake for the college next month
> you can already hear the screams
Just call me... the Catfish
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>>37724880
Because catfishing is (no moralfag) bad.
I refuse to lower myself to that. That shit's for subhumans like EDfags and DEA agents. I may not have much, but I have my pride.
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>>37724901
> lowering yourself
The only thing they;ll lower is stacy, in a casket
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>>37724901
You lower yourself or Stacy lowers herself onto Chad's cock
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>>37724901
Implying any of us can go any lower
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>>37724880
> catfish eats stacy
> you eat the catfish
I always knew I'd taste that delicious, fishy scent ; D
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I already catfish plenty of robots, I get lots of gifts.
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>>37725241
Give me cummies
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>>37724880
Still trying to come up with a decent Hawaiian name.
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>Not inviting stacy to the zoo for a first date
>Not telling her to meet you in front of the Chimanzee cage
>Not hiding in the distance, watching her as she makes her way to the front of the cage, starting to pace back and fro, looking for you and studying every face she sees, wondering if it's you
>Not texting her right as she's about to give up hope
>"Hey I'm right here", you say
>"Where? I don't see you?" she replies
>"I'm in the cage. It's me. I'm the monkey"
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>>37725429
Trash meme
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>>37725897
I live next to a zoo with monkeys and a free admission, I've actually wanted to do that so bad for so long. I found the original greentext really funny. Probably in no small part because I find monkeys inherently funny
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>>37724901
What if you only do it for one conversation in order to help you jerk off?
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>>37726054
You just read my mind
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