>At shitty retail wageslave job >Overheard female co-workers

>>37724737
The jig is up anon. Seppuku is your only option.

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>>37724737
Yes, but did you remember to sell at least 15 rewards cards today? Your social retardation will be the least of your worries unless you meet your quota before I finish this coffee.

Tick, tock, ragie-wagie.

>>37724737
They know you know the dark arts

>>37725432
Excuse me underling but idle workplace chatter is UNACCEPTABLE before I've had my second cup of coffee

>>37724737
Gryffindor is where all the Chads are (and a few Hufflepuff)

I cant fathom how low you must be on the social chain to think that girls who talk about Harry Potter quizzes in real life are 'Stacys'

>>37724737
They don't like you, and you interjected in their conversation with something socially risque. It's a combination of "what are you doing?" and "of course he would say that"

You tried to be yourself. That's what you get for trying to talk to them.
Harry potter is a normie meme now, they have taken it over. Get a new hobby because this one is ruined, and soon anime, most vidya franchises, chans are gonna be ruined too.

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>>37724737
>Wagecucking

That was your first mistake

You're an average at best looking male that tried to talk to a girl. That's what you did wrong.

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do you think wizards drink coffee?

>>37725867
Kek

But honestly OP, with girls it could really be anything, that's why their thoughts and actions are of no importance.
Dumb cunnies

They probably thought your were weird because you injected yourself into their conversation.

Just think of them as filthy mudbloods

>he fell for the burself meme

>>37724737
anon we have to get used to the fact that we will never be as accepted by the majority of the normies its just how it is its just how we where made

>years ago they opened up the harry potter themed park in Florida
>my only friend at the time, unbeknownst to me, was obsessed with harry potter
>for her 21st birthday she pays for me and another friend of hers to take a 10 hour bus ride to harry potter land
>watch the first four movies on the way there
>when we arrive she insists we all buy wizarding robes and scarves

>we all picked slytherin
>fun engaged

>go to the wand shop and I'm picked for them to do a little skit where I'm selected a sick ass wand with a skull on the end
>get completely trashed on overpriced liquor
>we spend the rest of the day on rides and acting like turbo autists
>still have all the shit I got that day and wear it anytime someone insists I watch the movies with them

It's all about the company you keep OP. Sounds like those girls were just looking for an excuse to be mean.

>>37726182
>only friend
>her

Impossible.

>>37726246
You'd be surprised at how many autistic tomboyish girls keep autistic boy company, in high school particularly.

Source: autistic girls got crushes on me because I was a robo chad in HS

>>37726270
>tomboy keeps him company
>think he's robochad
/
>robot
>Chad

Pick one

>>37726270
you mean a failed normie

>>37726246
>>37726270
>>37726307
We weren't friends because I was beta orbiting, I'm a woman. Her other friend was a man but he had a serious case of aspergers and never made any advances on her.

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>>37726412
>I'm a woman
How many Chads have you fucked?

>>37726412
Well it would have been nice if she was the one to initiate something considering he had aspergers

>>37726448
More robots than chads. I believe in equal opportunity.

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>>37726480
So you've fucked at least one Chad

i think normies dont eavesdrop. they were confused how you were able to join their private conversation

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>>37724737
I-It's okay, anon, I'm a Slytherin, too.

>>37727054
Literally ALL females on this board have at least lusted after Chad

>>37727054
Now that I'm thinking about it they really weren't Chad, just not a robot. More ravenclaw than gryffindor if you know what I mean.

>>37727724

What in the world attracts all these WHORES to this board!!??

Sorry to sage OP

>>37727724
>they
Even having sex just ONCE makes you a roastie!