[true story]
Be me
On my summer break after graduating high school.
12:31 am
Smoked like 3 bowls of weed alone
Stoned as fuck
Standing in my room that has Christmas lights still up(turned on)
Finished master-bating(weed whacking, master-blazeing, high-hacking)
Makes a Trump and Russia meme, sends it to group chat
Thinks about what I did
Looked down at my bed
See that I'm only wearing socks
And my iPad screen has Netflixs open with the search bar open
Search results: Anime
Realized I was a true memer
>when i want to fit in with the cool kids on 4chan but i don't know how to greentext
>tohpkehk m8rino
>tfw only fucked 5 girls this week
fuck... being a robot is hard
It'd make a good Reddit post. r/RoastMe
<I AM THE WORLD GREATSTS GREENTEXTER XD