Robot bars

as a femanon its my duty to shitpost
to talk about the things i like about chad the most
he's certainly better than anon
in more than a few places
his cock gave my the straight flush
made my squirt from my royal aces
im seen as a queen
these robots are my severants
they give me (You)s all the time and i dont even deserve it
living life on easy mode the other girls are constantly jealous
they call me a whore and curse at me but their pockets are upset and zealous

when will these robots learn we fembots run shit now
enough of your feels threads w
because we run that shit now
absolutely beta getting cucked by a girl
no wonder you wanna kill yourself because we only fuck chad and we are taking over your world

I'm lyin' here in bed hoping that it's all worth it
That the hold back from the 'tism now is gonna rework its
Self to help me try and get a gf
If I was still in school bein' social would net me F's
I'm hoping I can clean up but it might be too late
Sorcery's on my tail, I'm tryna get to the gate
My body's not slim but I'm workin' to change that
Hittin' bags and hittin' blunts I think should help me arrange that
I say this to myself in the mid of the night,
"If you wanna get the girl you'll have to put up a fight"
But workin' hard and punching shit is easy, y'see;
When it comes to the hardest fight, my worst opponent is me.

I actually hope this thread gets going I like writing these

I'd post mine but I'm planning on eventually making rap music and I don't want anyone stealing my shit desu

>>37722311
Nigga these is bars about how depressed you are
Ain't no one gonna steal unless your shit's fuckin' REAL
Let loose a verse, it prob'ly won't be the worst.

Seriously though just shit something off the top of your head.

>>37721808
Tired of your shit
Not sure what to think of it
Wanna fuck your bum
Rub my dick on your tum tum
While you make dumb noises and tell me it's yum
Remove your heart and sacrifice it to the mayan gods
While everyone you've known gives me applause
Promise I'll cradle you in my arms and weep
You're too dead to make a peep
I'll live to regret it, the guilt will consume me
Your girlfriend will be so sad, she'll give her pussy out for free
I'll see you in the black ocean
I'll make you drink my love potion
Then we'll fly away
And forget our fucked up yesterdary

I look at life like a risky investment
Hard to face facts when you've already been bested
I see the cigarette burn on my arm
Self loathing started my patterns of self harm
I'm always wishing I had a dad
Wish that I hadn't had
A lack of a man to look up to - it's sad
How many guys there are just like me,
Fucked up like me, who spend all day looking at screens
Who just don't see the point in trying to be a normie
When all these normies ever do is annoy me
You think that isolation is something I choose?
How can you judge when you never walked in my shoes?
Fuck em

File: 1488322575118.jpg (132KB, 750x747px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 750x747px

>>37721808
Ok OP
Yo wojak, lay down a beat!
https://youtu.be/1GKe1bVuQBw

Downtrodden fresh kid turned rotten
I cant believe how naive that ive gotten

Over the years feels like im getting dumber reminiscing to a time when i was younger with a hunger, full of dreams, determanation, self esteem but now it seems they hesistate to be on my team, ya... yoy know the routine, when you winning and grinning all up in yo face as if they was with you from the beginning

But on the flip side when you washed up like a riptide, fools clown about how you slipped and let shit sliiide
Beside the fact my voice is wack, clown just runnin round; talkin bout how i smoke crack

Aint go no homies that got my back yea im white but sometimes i feel like crap

My girl is 2D, my game aint tight, niggas who aint seen me in awhile be like dude you aight?
(Beat continues for a bit)
(Chorus X4)
(Who am i kiddin... who am i fooling when they be like whats up anon? And i say coolin?)


Goin in a circle like almost everyday, in the back of yo mind you prolly thinkin i was gay
But naw im just a bitch ass nigga, the type to get jacked by a rich ass nigga.

Shit... ive been a loser just about all my life, hah, i tried to turn my 2d waifu into a house wife
<br>
What do you expect?
Im far from hard, emotionally scarred, on r9k im whats regarded as a retard
I make myself sick, get on my own nerve
Immature, insecure, grown up nerd

Who am i kiddin who am i foolin when they be like
Whats up anon?
And i say coolin?
(X4 chorus)

>>37722731
That's pretty damn good anononano

>>37722731
Straight bars dude

>>37722731
Supa hot fiyah nignog.

File: 1496296089421.png (10KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 645x773px

>>37722761
>>37722923
>>37722785
Thanks, im really high and i got inspired all of a sudden when i saw this thread

>>37721808
depression is settlin
death knocks at the door
should i let him in?

all these fucked up thoughts swirling around
so I drink away my sorrows
to drown them out but the noise stays loud maybe I'll roll a joint to mellow it out

im a talentless hack everything i spit is wack when i was in highschool kids kicked me around like a fuckin hackey sack tellin me i wouldn't be shit
and as they read this
I know a single person wont miss
or even reminisce
any good times because I kept them away
yeah I dug my own grave
and I'll have to lay in it this shits cooked spinach man I hate it

sitting down in solitude
how am i to deal with truth
no one likes my attitude
living pain in my own feud
my dad fucks me and my ass cheeks
my ass bleeds the shit leaks and the shit reeks
who gives a shit about me.
i'm just an abnormality floating in this reality
my life is a logical fallacy
why did god breath life in me

File: image.jpg (41KB, 744x658px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 744x658px

>>37721808
sure I'll spit some bars, hey
like I spit come in cars, hey
all up in your oneitis face
you wanna be me but you fake
you run your mouth then run away
about to plow your girl again
while you robot blow her phone up, hey

Neetbux, buy more tendies than wagecucks, replied to a thread on r9k, "traps arent gay", friends are normies, social networks, that shit bores me, my waifu she adores me, mom's at the basement door, she says: "do your chores b", I said: "how'd you get my door key"?

>>37724781
*for normies

original

Hey you know who's gay?
Read the first line while I'm waiting to die

>>37725054
The first word*

>>37725054
>>37725076
Hey is gay?

File: cover.jpg (750KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

750KB, 1500x1500px

She wanna know just who I am
I don't know where to begin
I'm the evil twin
Did a tour of every sin
Got the forty in my hand
With my temple on the other end
All the while tryna understand
Why God put me in his plans
But, i ain't got a clue nu
When I think about a purpose baby all I see is you
And I don't think it's funny actually it's kinda sad
I had hopes I had wishes I lost everything i had
Girl i sent it all to you but I didn't pay for tracking
Now it's lost in transition and in every way I'm lacking
I'm just talking like I'm raised, does that make me sound pretentious?
I love you so, i want you to be mine till I'm in dentures
All my boys they don't believe me
When I say these girls can't see me
I can't throw it around that freely
Keep it zipped till I've found that feeling
You're so pure, and I'm contaminated
I just wanna touch you, i fucking hate it
I used to be so different but
Inbetween those steps I hesitated
Fast sedated, 808 kicks and half a pill
I'll tell you bout this life cause I live it still
Spitting digital zen but I keep it real
Might need a double cup cause I've had my fill
Girl i feel, every word you say
You're not right, but I've lost my way
I wanna do anything it takes
Can't take anymore of these mistakes