/D E V I L I S H/

excuse my fuckup, i meant a gallon

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>find random thread on /tv/
>ruin it

>sneedpost
>samefag
>not that guy, but....

>>37721003
kek, the absolute wreckage you can make of someone's life if they don't have full coverage insurance...

>in college library
>he saves his stuff on a flashdrive and gets up
>get on the flashdrive
>download fucktons of guro
>couple days later
>50+ pictures of gore porn on his computer in front of the whole class

>>37721113
excuse my retardation, I meant to write that Chad was writing a report on a computer

>>37721036
i've responded to some of your shenanigans at least twice
>>37721037
i have the comfiest parking spot and some fucking roast takes it just like that, im gonna enjoy seeing her wonder why her car wont start up tomorrow morning or wonder why she didnt park in the spot i left open for her
>>37721134
not installing a keylogger or a backdoor on his flashdrive instead to steal his personal information and rob/blackmail him

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>not him but...
>actually am him

>this is exactly why I hate trump supporters
>leftcucks and rightcucks get triggered
>thread turns to pol cucks posting skull infographs
>thread successfully derailed

>clerk at cornerstore says "have a good day"
>I don't
these retards don't know who they're messing with.

>bring up circumcision
>thread flies apart

>>37721215
These are actually quite transparent if you aren't a raging Summerfag or child

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>>37721307
>see troll post
>post constructive reply

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>>37721337
>see comstructive reply to troll post
>know I'm among my kind
>post additional constructive reply
>THIS

>>37721370
I enjoy this aesthetic meme

>>37721412
I'm trying to crash the rare pepe market, so save it

>>37721335
nice try, here's a (you)

t. winter 2016 oldfag, faggot

>>37721036
what is sneedposting?

>>37721484
you'd best ask /tv/ :^)

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>>37721484
>>37721522
Whoops, forgot the pic originally

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>Suspect gf of cheating
>Snoop through her phone
>Suspicions confirmed
>Says in a message "She wants to leave to be with him."
>Tells him "She is being a mega bitch in hopes that I'll break it off"
>I just keep being extra nice

>>37721003
Liar, how did you even get her gas tank open?

>>37721547
Is this a meme for ants? Explain this to me.

>>37721579
its a ford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCjJ9epUdg8

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>>37721337
>sees digits

1337.

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>>37721003
gold digging roasties are no better than NEET cucks
lowest form of human existence

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>Driving
>Come up to stop sign
>Slow down so I have time to check for cross traffic but don't actually come to a complete stop
>Drive on at 5 MPH above the stated speed limit

THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>37721571
What are you going to do? Get revenge on the bitch

>>37721732
worse revenge is making her stay with me. what a dumb bitch

>Repost a meme
>Bring about the rapture as a physical vessel for an ephemeral entity
>Force a candid photo
>Pour milk before cereal

>>37721956
Who doesn't poor milk before cereal? Crunchier cereal is what I say.

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>Call someone a redditfag
>I read reddit all the time

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be an hero in /a/

>>37722487
>Watch Anime
>Shitpost on /a/

>>37721003
>Wake up late and a little hungover
>Leave 10 minutes later than usual
>Manage to catch someone leaving campus in a lot very close to my classroom
>Deliverance
>Wu Xiao Chan-Gong Zhang waves me over to his car and backs up
>Very
>Slowly
>A Challenger approaches
>Stacey pull up on the other side of his car and swipes my spot
>She saw me. She knew I was waiting for it.
>I point at her, yelling like a savage:
>"LOOK ME IN THE EYES IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND FUCK ME, YOU CUNT"
>She definitely heard me
>SheBrokeTheSocialContract.jpg
>Eventually find parking space
>It's now 30 minutes past start of class
>40 by the time I make it to the classroom
>Skip class
>Walk up hill to lot near classroom
>Gouge both sides of her car with my keys
>Buy a cup of coffee and enjoy my morning before next class starts

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>Marry my practise gf to make sure that I get it right for later

>>37722403
This tho tbqhf

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>have "friends" from highschool who respond to my normiebook messenger because they pity me
>invite them all into a groupchat because we all going to same college
>shitpost in it often
>after a couple months one of them kicks me out of groupchat I started
>many months go by, almost end of freshman year
>still kind of friends with one of the people from the chat
>we reminisce about beginning of college
>groupchat gets remembered
>friendo is still in groupchat
>he invites me back into it as a joke
>I find out they have all been using it without me the entire year to plan on hanging out together
>realize none of them actually liked me and asked to hang out on rare occasions they were bored and no one else was available
>call them all cunts and kick them all from the groupchat until I'm the only one left

Freshman year college was a hoot

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>shit in toilet
>dont flush
>i live alone

>>37721599
Regular /tv/ browsers know it on sight.

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>>37723546
I do this and I don't live alone

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>>37721003
This reply has no content so it is [ d e v i l i s h] .

>get on discord
>say i want to say something @everyone
>dont say anything

>>37722631
Noicely done Ano

Oregeno